A short one this time since I wanted to get through Outer Heaven in one go. :B
Anyway, last time we visited Snatcher, I went a cameo restaurant, spent a ton of money, and found a stripper who gave me information! It's like an episode of CSI.
I'LL HAVE YOUR BADGE SEED
Actually I went back and the Chief totally chewed me out about spending all that money. WOOPS.
HOW'D YOU DISCOVER MY TERRIBLE SECRET
YOU MADE ME DO IT GILLIAN
YOU MADE ME DO IT
Anyway let's get to work!
Ooo, this looks like it'll be fun. Especially since I can't remember what that stripper told me.
That's a real buttface 6 has goin on there.
That's pretty boney right? Yeah alright.
3 is making me vaguely uncomfortable.
You're a terrible investigator Gillian. WAY TO NOT TAKE NOTES OR ANYTHING
DON'T LOOK AT ME
I'M JUST THE PLAYER
He had a backwards L for a nose, that'll make him very identifiable.
HALF MAN, HALF CAT
As opposed to hair that just stays straight up all the time
LOOKS PRETTY FLOWING TO ME
LEECHBOY KILLED THOSE MEN
AND I HAVE PROOF
He was a real monkey of a man.
Hitler did it.
i like watching you sleep
VOTE FOR ME IN THE NEXT SENATORIAL RACE
I wouldn't trust this guy, I think he'd have something terrible in mind.
Alright, that looks kind of close to a real person now.
Frick I thought I had it there.
Fine, be that way.
Member of an 80s band that broke up and dissolved into drugs. Now lives in Germany with his lifepartner, Eloise.
Any of you kids know where you can score Uncle Elmo some good drugs
Your boss that likes leaning over your desk to look down your blouse a bit too much.
Joey you're too old for the gang, get out
I WANTED TO HUNT POMPADOURS
You did something a grade schooler could do! I'm so proud of you.
This guy kind of looks like Robert Hammond.
I instinctually dislike him
I'MA TAKE A WILD STAB IN THE DARK AND SAY THIS IS THE GUY
HIS WIFE WAS SNATCHED OR SOMETHING
HOLDS A GRUDGE
SOMETHING ALONG THOSE LINES
I don't think that montage looks like either of them personally.
ALSO KNOWN AS A "DRAWING". PEOPLE USED TO DO THAT IN THE PAST. WHAT SAVAGES.
YEAH NOW WE'RE GETTING SOMEWHERE!
CLOSE TO GETTING MY HEAD TWISTED OFF BY A PSYCHO ROBOT BUT SOMEWHERE!!
I made it with Jordan
THANKS I COMPLETELY FORGOT
Stay in school, kids.
But you just
If you'd take Dracula's wiener out of your mouth for two seconds simon
NO FUNNY BUSINESS HERE
Thank god I don't have limited money, I hate feeling paranoid about stuff like that.
SHE'S PROBABLY FORGOTTEN HE'S DEAD BY NOW!
Pfff thanks for nothing.
ON SEVERAL RECOMMENDATIONS, I DECIDED TO CALL THE LOVELINE AGAIN!
I have to interject here just to say the "My god it's true" line cracks me up because I hear it delivered in this quick nonchalant way.
OH KOJIMA ♥
Jamie it's three in the afternoon.
Oh yeah this. I got caught off-guard by different dialogue here so didn't get the intro to this conversation sadly. It was something like I LOVE YOU
I CAN'T DO THIS RIGHT NOW GILLIAN
YOU'RE A LIAR
or something along those lines anyway
YOU HAVE AMNESIA, RIGHT?
teach you a lesson, Gillian, about looking at other women
because i'm the only person you'll ever need
you have to learn sometime gillian
I don't want to hurt you but you need to understand
JAMIE NO METAL'S JUST TRYING TO GET INTO YOUR PANTIES
It'd be great if she just hung up, but she did not.
No it's my new boyfriend, I wanted your opinion on how he should do his hair.
EH WHATEVER LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD
Because it has the virtue of being first on the list.
I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO HIS HOUSE
WHAT A RIP OFF
I'm sure the bums are just visiting.
AHA I KNEW WE'D MEET THEM SOMEDAY
SHARE SOME WATER WITH ME
What a vague answer. GOOD THING I ALREADY LOOKED IT UP!
Also awesome abstraction of them as a problem rather than people, METAL YOU ARE FULL OF SLY COMMENTARY
Homeless people love fire!
What with their... not doing anything.
THOSE STUPID POOR PEOPLE
THEY'LL BE SETTING EACH OTHER ON FIRE NEXT
What modifications and what building codes
you know what nevermind
AND WITHOUT THAT HOW CAN WE SEND CHAIN LETTERS?!
someone's a bit bitter about having to molest a hobo
Why would you give a robot the sense of smell
that seems cruel
THEN YOU, ME, THE MENU OPTIONS
THEY'RE MADMEN I TELL YOU
Gillian this is a good way to get yourself shanked.
FINE MAYBE I'LL ASK YOU LATER AFTER I'VE MET HIM AND THEREFORE TRIGGERED THE INFORMATION
And so he decided to be a homeless person? OKAY, SURE.
BY THE WAY DID YOU SEE ANYTHING ABOUT THAT
Will I actually be able to do this? I guess we'll find out later. :O
KOJIMA THIS ISN'T FAIR
I CAN'T RESIST AN OLD PERSON
much less an old person in trouble :<
IT IS MY SWORN DUTY TO HELP THIS POOR OLD MAN
WHATEVER I GOT AN OLD MAN TO SAVE
This dramatic sad music starts playing here.
I actually did feel very accomplished after doing this. KOJIMA YOU'RE EMOTIONALLY MANIPULATING ME
BUT I CAN'T REALLY COMPLAIN
unless like the old guy suddenly dies or something
THEN I WILL NOT BE HAPPY >:(
WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH IVAN? I GUESS WE'LL FIND OUT NEXT TIME!
My guess? He's dead.