WOULD I LIE TO YOU?
I was extremely tired this time around and was very lazy about caps, so go me? I also took a break halfway through because I was too tired to see straight. But anyway, time for me to flounder around and try to figure out what I'm supposed to be doing!
What was I doing? Oh right.
That's Alton right there.
As a side note, this area plays a sort of chiptuney variant on Christmas music. I forget what song it is exactly, but this theme gradually drove me insane. RRRGH
Hey, the background billboard changes!
HOW ABOUT YOU WAIT FOUR MORE YEARS FOR KATRINA GILLIAN
YOU DIRTY PEDOPHILE
The cult shop, awesome, I needed a new one
TEE HEE YOU'RE MAKING ME BLUSH STOP
Hahahaha that billboard. START A NEW LIFE IN THE OFF-WORLD COLONIES
Metal you know I can't read
Anything like George Lucasland? I'm not sure I'd go to Lucasland, they'd lock off all their old rides and replace them with worse ones, and then kick you out if you complained. (Don't worry, baby, my witty commentary's free of charge)
OH IS THAT WHAT THOSE THINGS ARE
Didn't they just say it was Christmas a bit ago? What's with this secular "year-end" they keep throwing around?
SORRY, YEAR-END PRESENTS
A pack of double A batteries, just what I always wanted!
Gillian, there's no need to pout like a five year old.
INSERT YOUR OWN INNUENDO FOR WHY YOU CAN'T PICK UP THE FLASK
woah, mixing the streams
YOU SAW IT HERE
CONFIRMATION THAT GILLIAN IS A ROBOSEXUAL
NO MORE QUESTIONS
I guess Metal just ignored him or something.
HAHA SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S TWELVE, MAYBE I SHOULD INVITE HER OVER FOR DINNER AND BREAKFAST AT MY PLACE
I LIKE THEM YOUNG :)
i have to be honest with you guys, that whole thing with katrina has seriously made me like gillian a lot less. It bothers me way more than I would have thought, actually, but now I find myself going "ha ha >:(" instead of "ha ha |D" at Gillian more often than not.
IS THAT WHY NONE OF YOU WARNED ME ABOUT THE PEDOPHILIA?! well honestly if i'd known i would have been much more reluctant to play this, come to think of it.
KOJIMA BETTER BRING IT TO THE WALTZ
young man TO MAKE UP FOR KATRINA
BOTH OF YOU, STOP IT
I HAVE TO CALL THIS LINE IMMEDIATELY
What, seriously? That makes a difference? Lame, I thought I could just trigger him and go do it whenever.
People love touring the sign factory.
SO HAVE YOU GUYS NOTICED THE VIDEOPHONE NUMBERS GOING BY ON THE BILLBOARD YET
I KNOW LINGERIE!!!
Maybe he'll show up if I'm just persistent.
LET'S DO SOMETHING MORE INTERESTING
Kojima, it's okay to have someone NOT named John.
DOE, GILLIAN, IT'S DOE! man that's it we're out of the competition
You are the worst liar in the entire world, Gillian.
Little less conversation
I can just see this in Japanese, with LOVE written in katakana. RABU RABU
Wow, the more I think about it that alternately gets less and more dirty.
BUT BEFORE I DO THAT, LET'S PESTER CHRISTY SOME MORE!
So this is what the Skipper did after they got off the island.
GUESS WHEN THIS GAME WAS TRANSLATED EVERYBODY!!
Maybe "glug" or "glom", or "gkk" if I was choking.
THIS IS GETTING HOTTER THAN HOT
IT'S ICE COLD
And by toenail surgery I mean clipping my toenails. Sorry, I don't know why I phrased it like that.
NOBODY LOVES YOU GILLIAN
YOU FILTHY PEDOPHILE
my god she lied to me
anyway let's call some more people, calling people endlessly makes for a compelling narrative
Huh? Oh yeah, I cut that. Basically just a voice all HEY PLATO'S CAVERN SUP and such.
And that's why they have their phone number listed on an EIGHTY FOOT BULLETIN BOARD IN THE MIDDLE OF TIMES SQUARE
It's a very competitive business.
Well I got another place to go, anyway. BUT LET'S CALL SOME OTHER PEOPLE FIRST!
let me offer to have sex with a 14 year old girl, it was just like I'd always dreamed
LIKE WHEN I WATCHED LOLITA
And the beautiful children around him, like Katrina! He wanted to sleep with them too! Ha ha, how wonderful!
Also man, I wish they'd just decide on a Hajile already.
WHO DESPERATELY TRIES TO HEAD OFF GILLIAN'S PEDO TENDENCIES
Like how it's okay to offer to have sex with someone whose father has just died, and is also barely pubescent.
I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR HITTING ON KATRINA, GILLIAN.
Alright enough of that.
jamie where you goin with your fancy hat
GILLIAN I WAS JOKING ABOUT YOU BEING A CREEPY STALKER BEFORE
you don't want to make me angry
Is it normal my mind went straight to GYNECOLOGIST for this, or what
HA HA I KEEP MEANING TO GO BUT IT JUST SLIPS MY MIND
Yunohu is a respective professional.
I mean, I already slept with him, and he sucks in the sack.
Somewhere, Old Snake quietly :]s to himself.
OR I COULD JUST GO TROLL THE GRADE SCHOOL FOR GIRLFRIENDS
HA HA HA HA
Anyway, what else didn't I have a chance to talk about, let's see...
Wait what? Did I miss a cap here?
And the quarantine is just... everyone else being a jerk to us. WHY IS NEO KOBE SO OPPRESSED
HAHA YOU HAVE A PRETEND JOB CHASING PRETEND MONSTERS
i mean i'm sure it's very stressful
I WANT TO SEE SINGING ROBOTS DARN IT
Can't help with... what?
The judge says we have to stay fifty meters away from each other at all times.
HAVE YOU TRIED SLEEPING WITH HER?
THAT SOUNDS LIKE AN A+ IDEA TO ME!
Probably because it sounds really ridiculous if you think about it for too long.
WHATEVER, THAT DIDN'T GET ME ANYWHERE.
i see what you did there
Nah, too easy.
I see, I see... no wait, what
BUY OUR GAMES
Metal sure is judgy all of a sudden.
Otherwise before you know it, BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA
Pfff why can't I see that
No wait, at the bottom of the screen there, hahahaha there I can see it, okay yeah that sounds about right.
God now I'm hungry.
I WANT TO SAY THIS STILL SOUNDS LIKE A BAD IDEA
BUT I'M HUNGRY ENOUGH RIGHT NOW TO SAY I'D EAT THAT
Hahahaha PEOPLE LOVE HAVING BOILING CUPS OF LIQUID ON CROWDED, CRAMPED STREETS
I KNEW IT ALL ALONG
Imagine, money being all you need to make purchases?! That's... that's insane!
ALRIGHT, WHY NOT
Haha okay, this whole scene was voiceacted out and was pretty hilarious. Gillian ordered two Neo Kobe Pizzas, one for him and Metal, despite the fact that Metal is a robot and has no mouth. BUT HEY, OKAY.
Metal was just like YAY PIZZA and didn't seem to question the whole lack of mouth or taste buds or digestive system BUT HEY IF GILLIAN WANTS TO BUY TWO FOR NO REASON WELL THEN FINE
Anyway, the basic idea behind the soup thing is that you have this soup, and a piece of pizza (I assume a small piece, since a whole slice would take a big bowl) and you drop it in the soup, and then when it bobs back up again, you grab it and eat it. Okay, I guess I can see that, although that's a bizarre idea. Would you have a pizza already shredded into small-bowl sized chunks, so you can grab and eat them in one bite when they pop back up again? Since holding a hot and wet piece of pizza doesn't sound appealing at all.
I'M ALMOST TEMPTED TO TRY THIS, BUT WHAT SOUP GOES WITH WHAT PIZZA? KOJIMA WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME CRAZY
Metal cheerfully talks about how his pizza came back up and he snatched it (and ate it?!?!), but Gillian realizes that his piece didn't come back up. HE'S BEEN RIPPED OFF... SOMEHOW?
Gillian throws a tantrum and cries about it. lol. You could drink the soup, Gillian.
ANYWAY, LET'S GET THIS GOING
Han Solo is going shopping back there, apparently.
AND IT'S RUN BY A JAWA
BUT PUTTING YOUR PHONE NUMBER ON THE BULLETIN BOARDS EVERYWHERE WELL THAT'S JUST GOOD BUSINESS
He'll steal your droid, just watch.
WHERE ARE THE CHEROKEE AND LAKOTA, MELTING POT
Metal when did you get so snobbish about languages
But apparently this smells better.
OH KONAMI, YOU AND YOUR MOAI HEADS
So I'm not going to do it.
Watch out for their tiny electric blasters
IS THIS GOING TO BE ANOTHER POTENTIAL GAME OVER IF I KEEP POKING HIM
Like little Gradius ships!
Man you are super pushing these masks buddy
When I just got too tired to continue and quit.
Only four hours? Wow, it feels so much longer than that.
YOU KNOW WHO I'M LOOKIN FOR OLD MAN
That sounds vaguely dirty somehow.
I'd look up who this is, but I'm assuming it's some kind of inside joke or something. And I'm tired.
It's illegal? Well alright.
Is this this Jawa's secret hobby or something? A mask connoiseur?
GIBSON LOVE OLD COMPUTER
WELL, IF YOU'RE OFFERING
What an odd thing to say.
I CAN MOLEST CHILDREN ENOUGH WITHOUT IT, HA HA HA HA
WELL HECK, IF I CAN BUY IT WITH NO REPERCUSSIONS THEN I'M GOING TO BUY IT, MUST PICK UP EVERYTHING YOU NEVER KNOW IF YOU'LL HAVE ANOTHER CHANCE
I can hum the Gradius theme and shoot glowing circles from my mouth.
FRICK IS THIS A CHOICE
WILL THIS COME BACK TO HAUNT ME LATER
on the other hand moai > mummy, so i feel confident in my decision
WE ALL PLAY HR GIGER'S HOVERCHESS!
MY INVESTIGATIVE SKILLS ARE DETECTING SOMETHING AFOOT HERE
wild stab in the dark: it's jamie's doctor
Okay, that was disjointed and pointless, sure. WAY TO CAP SELF.
You are embarassing me
CHILDREN LOVE MASKS DON'T THEY
So it seems Gibson was actually doing something of merit, rather than standing stupidly around a store wearing a Moai mask and :Ding quietly to himself.
(at least, so one can assume)
A Jewish guy? the plot thickens
JUST WHEN I WAS ABOUT TO ASK FOR THEIR NAMES
Hahahaha your store is frequented by homicidal robots
have a nice day
tee hee hee
I tried to do this in other places, but it doesn't work. Or at least, as often as I would like. :(
Hot new game!
Gillian you are so sensitive.
DARN IT WHERE IS HE
And why won't he answer his phone
OH I GET IT I CAN'T CALL HIM WHILE I'M HERE, I HAVE TO CALL HIM SOMEWHERE ELSE AND MEET HIM HERE, VERY CLEVER
At this point I wandered around like an idiot trying to figure out why Napoleon wasn't showing up. Apparently arranging another meeting and trying again was beyond me or something. WHY DO I ONLY PLAY THIS GAME WHEN I'M STUPID TIRED?
It's been a couple of days BUT I'LL STILL CONSOLE YOU
WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT
As soon as I figure out what it was he was doing.
HE'S A DIRTY PEDOPHILE
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE
please don't try to push me into a relationship with the 14 year old gillian does not need the help
Is there really a big market for "underground" restaurants?
Hahahahaha where did you hear that from
Harry I don't want to hear about your sex stories with Gibson okay
THEN WHY WERE YOU DRINKING IT?
I was really off the ball here. I think they were talking about how Gillian was in good health, or something? Or about the nanomachines?
I'm growing convinced these two had some kind of sordid affair.
HE BOUGHT ME FLOWERS ;_;
I'd like to actually meet you without you throwing a hissy fit and leaving after ten minutes. SO I ARRANGED ANOTHER MEETING WITH HIM.
arrrrrrrgh this music arrrrrgh
I CAME RIGHT HERE HOW COULD IT BE PAST OUR MEETING TIME
I was looking around and not paying attention, and then bam! I missed the lead up to this. DARN.
As dated/easy it is to make fun of michael jackson, this still made me laugh
BASED ON WHAT I KNOW ABOUT YOU...
OH WAIT, I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT YOU CAUSE I HAVE AMNESIA! HAHAHA!
I can get descriptions of all these dates? SIGN ME UP!
Wow, Gillian really likes the beach apparently.
HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS
YOU HAVE AMNESIA
I'm picturing a martini glass with salt along the rim?
I'm picturing Gillian saying each line with growing intensity.
I WANT TO SEE YOU NAKED JAMIE
ALL THE TIME
YOUR NAKED BODY
WHY WON'T YOU DATE ME
Fine whatever. At a loss, decided to backtrack to the other locations.
Katrina says, clutching a knife behind her back.
GILLIAN STOP IT
HINT HINT GILLIAN
Yeah, Gibson really did love that Harry of his.
Ha ha ha! Loser.
>:( get my hopes up for nothing kojima
OH YOU TWO
Same reaction from the crowd as last time if you're wondering.
Note to self: try this again.
YOU BETTER BE THERE NAPOLEON
You know how jealous he gets.
I like picturing Metal doing three snaps in a z formation with his little manipulator cable.
AND YOU'RE SEPARATED SO... SHE MIGHT BE UPSET?
see how it is gillian
no woman loves you like i do
AND THE AWARD FOR MOST TASTELESS PICK UP TECHNIQUE GOES TO...
Spitting image, translators. Although that's an interesting mental image.
It's the lack of a question mark that really makes this for me.
Somehow I don't think Little John had to do this for Gibson.
UNLESS HE DID???
Yeah, no woman can resist that one.
"Please don't resist?"!?
DUN DUN DUUUUN
So did Metal just watch Gillian pass out and not do anything about it? Hahahaha. Just sat on his shoulder and sighed to himself.
I can't remember what he said here, since my notes consist only of "GOD YOUR VOICE ACTOR IS SO BAD NAPOLEON"
GOD YOU'RE PICKY
BUT WHY WOULD THEY, IF THE MASS MEDIA SAYS SNATCHERS DON'T EXIST, WHY WOULD THEY KNOW ABOUT JUNKERS AND *pow*
Metal quietly removes Napoleon's toe.
I'M SURE YOU'RE DOING... AN ALRIGHT JOB, OR SOMETHING.
MAN, GIBSON THOUGH.
You fill in the blanks about what I was doing to him!
I gotta be honest, I really don't care.
Okay, that makes a bit more sense, sort of. Where are these buffalo they're even shooting, anyway? Isn't this supposed to be around Japan?
Thank goodness I have unlimited money.
Napoleon what is with you and these random non sequitors
EVERYONE LOVES GIBSON
How convenient that I already bought one! Why do I get this feeling that maybe I was supposed to talk to Napoleon earlier?
FINE GET OUTTA HERE
THIS LOOKS LIKE IT'LL BE INTERESTING!!
But I'm tired so I quit.
WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT? WHO KNOWS!