Desert music! Kind of a mellow tune. I don't think there are any remixes of this. :O
WOO PALETTE SWAPS WOO
Well that's annoying.
There, see that little red bug? It's an upgrade of the Criminal Caterpillar, and it gives you a ton of experience. SO I spent some time here just leveling in the desert, but I'll skip most of it for you.
Poor Poo, still lagging behind.
Jeff's stat growth is still lackluster, if you're wondering.
Ooo, there we go.
This can be useful, provided you use it against the right enemy. ::cough hasn't screwed this up herself sometimes cough::
These things are so frigging annoying. They're just hard to hit.
OW. SCREW YOU.
Ness continues to tank away merrily.
Now we're talking! I think Poo may be the only one to learn this. Or at least, he learns it earlier. I DUNNO IT'S BEEN A WHILE OKAY I CAN'T REMEMBER
Poo learns stuff fast, come to think of it. He's what, ten levels behind Paula? But this is a PK shield so that's kinda different.
CAREFUL NOT TO REFLECT YOUR OWN ATTACKS ON YOURSELF OR ANYTHING cough
Anyway, enough of that for now. Hey, a Hint Guy!
PFF I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP.
I'M NOT PAYING THAT MUCH
I'LL TAKE MY BUSINESS ELSEWHERE
Thank you Ness. Ooo, a new PK Flash.
This can be surprisingly useful.
Hang up! Hang up!
Do you remember that bit of paper we got at the museum in...Summers, was it? DANCE IN FRONT OF THE SPHINX!
wtf why won't you open.
Oh there we go.
WHAT'S THAT SOUND
HELLO AGAIN PHOTOGUY!
Everyone else: GOD IT'S TOO HOT FOR THIS NESS CAN WE JUST GO
Oh Photoguy, you'll find me anywhere.
In we go! Pyramid Music
The hieroglyphs on the walls will come to life and attack you. I remember being very frustrated by this place, mostly because it's long and I always ended up running out of items or just being exhausted by the time I got to the end of it. It wasn't that bad this time, but then again I overleveled like crazy so there you go.
Paula: What what IT'S ON YOUR FACE NESS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
These things poison you. Annoyiiiiing.
These guys are annoying. They hit pretty hard. I think I was willing to use a bit of PSI to get rid of them, since PSI Freeze hit them pretty good.
I love you so much, Jeff.
Hahaha I have been carrying it around all this time, WHY NOT SEE WHAT IT DOES
Well that was pretty lame.
Hmm, we're getting somewhere.
We're going to move this sucker y/y
I don't think that's really a present per se.
OW screw your PSI powers.
Although these are really disjointed, when I took them I'd been playing nonstop for like...hours. This is what, the fourth warning I got from Dad at this point?
JEFF COME ON.
You guys are just annoying.
Given the shields she gets, it's useful if she's fast.
Not bad, I guess.
That's not good.
Speed? Well actually that's not bad.
I remember this guy being really annoying in my older games, mostly cause I was totally exhausted by the time I got to him and didn't have the items or PSI to really use my powerful attacks. Seeing how I blazed through the Pyramid this time, LET'S SEE HOW I DO
Well, that was easy enough! On to the spoils.
HMM, WHAT'S THAT ON THE FLOOR?
Oooo this thing is awesome. I am totally keeping it.
I WONDER WHO IT COULD HAVE BEEN
Ness: ...:D ::shoves Jeff on the switch::
Ness: LET'S GO GUYS
I think I know what it is!
Frigging Shattered Men. ARGH ALL THE ENEMIES IN THE PYRAMID ARE ANNOYING
Frigging PSI attacks.
There we go! I'm going to jump down that hole so bad.
Well after I GET RID OF THIS THING
BY JOVE I THINK WE'VE FOUND IT
YOU KNOW WHAT I CAME ALL THIS WAY, I THINK I WILL.
Hey, a PK Butterfly!
Ooo! Dang, I didn't have to spend all that money in Scaraba on three of them. Ah well.
Hmm, not bad.
HURRAY THANK GOD
Hey it's...that guy!
BUT HE'LL GET EVEN FURTHER BEHIND AND NO NOOOOO
DON'T GO POO NOOOOOO
Next up, what secrets does the rest of the desert hold?