Most yaoi also involves sex so these are DEFINITELY NSFW and are for adults only! Boku no Sexual Harassment obviously deals with sexual harassment, specifically at the workplace.
I did this LP (?) in 2009! I left my write-up mostly unchanged.
SO HEY IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER ONE OF THESE!
As an amusing sidenote, apparently the mod of the Ai no Kusabi lj comm saw my mockreview or whatever you want to call it of it and thought it was hilarious. IT IS A VERY SILLY SHOW I should do the second episode of that at some point, it made some of my commentary on the first part a bit ironic in hindsight.
People kept asking me to do this one so here we are, since I didn't really have anything else particularly interesting lined up. Boku no Sexual Harrassment is fairly infamous, and why can be explained in two words.
HOWEVER what's less known about Boku no Sexual Harrassment (or at least, I didn't know this) is
SO WHAT HAPPENS IN THE MEANTIME? Who is our cornrapist, and our cornrapee, and why was there rape with corn? WILL EARLIER EPISODES CLARIFY THIS IMPORTANT ISSUE?
COME FIND OUT!
Oh yeah there isn't anything like, Legend of the Blue Wolves graphic in this, but it's still not safe for work. AS A NOTE.
Be Bop skipadoo bah
There was some other thing I downloaded, I forget it's name... Be Bop Key Bop Boy Idol... Bop. I DUNNO SOMETHING LIKE THAT. It was cute and fluffy but not particularly interesting. Chances are I probably won't do that one until I run out of other stuff.
As contractually obligated, we open with a shot of the sky.
Yesss my diamond tree is in full bloom
Some kid runs through the Japanese countryside. Okay?
HEY LET'S PLAY OUR FAVORITE GAME, SPOT THE UKE/SEME!
There's that lean squinty-eyed look so typical of your breed. You like it up the butt, yes you do.
No wait, I think I have these papers confused.
Uke. I wonder what stupid nickname I should give this guy. I was tempted to call him James Sunderland but he's not really blond enough for that. WHICH IS A SHAME CAUSE THEM I COULD CALL THE SEME PYRAMID HEAD
But I think that might be stretching it a bit. He doesn't really look like anyone offhand. Maybe he'll be like Iwaki and I'll just go with his actual name.
NO WAIT I GOT IT
YOU CAN BE WILSON FROM HOUSE
Yeah thanks for the weather report.
Anyway they ride the train around. The music in this is absolutely hilarious by the way.
"Which quotes in the stock exchange"? Am I not up on my lingo here?
As a sidenote - I keep thinking of him as Junsa which is Officer Jenny's japanese name from Pokemon, since I recently watched an episode with a "wild" Junsa who had a pet Chatot.
what was I talking about oh yeah your name sounds delicious
Riding the train all the way to East Africa.
can't believe I have to work with this guy
THESE TWO THINGS HAVE A DIRECT CORRELATION
You tell yourself that
Flashback to when their company apparently couldn't afford any lightbulbs
Hey can I suck your blood
just a little
if not that's cool I just wanted to ask
Don't mind me coming in to loom over your shoulder and molest you
The animation for him typing is bizarrely slow.
Golden Retriever. You'll like him.
PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE DISSSS
That seems like an odd compliment.
GOD DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING
WORK BETTER OR YOU'RE FIRED
Much control over...?
With his massive chin jutting over my shoulder like a proud mountain peak, god I love him
Cause I'll have it changed if you want, got a whole set in the backroom
And you're going to pay for it
As long as being yourself involves fellating me
Just unhinges his head and swallows Wilson's head whole like a shark
Every single kiss in everything I've seen so far has the exact same reaction. Uke's eyes widen, he briefly struggles, then he slightly closes them, then gives in. Every single kiss goes like this, from Ai no Kusabi to Haru wo Daiteita. I guess it's just an easy cliche.
Let me just jam my hand into your shirt here, that's good.
You're BISEXUAL and that's A-OKAY!
Like having sex with a brighteyed stockboy.
The dark seedy underbelly of salarymen's gay sex lives, next on A&E.
Yeah whatever I'm going to take a nap
SO HEY WHATCHA GOT IN HERE
GOT ANY CANDY
also is this really the time for the soundtrack to kick in with the sensitive piano music
This dance step never got popular.
ANYWAY BACK TO OUR SNOWY CITY AND THE PRESENT
OH YEAH THAT'S DEFINITELY IT
Honma calls on the phone!
Wow, micromanage the heck out of Wilson why don't you, Sharky McBadtouch.
HEY IS IT TIME FOR SOME NUDITY
I THINK IT IS
It was an awesome university, okay?! OKAY?! STOP LOOKING AT ME WITH YOUR ACCUSING EYES
Oh yeah that happens all the time
Well I got the jist of that, despite the odd translation, so.
OH THE ANGST OF IT ALL
I came into your hotel room and took off my clothes and now i'm standing around i hope that's okay
You just need a lightning flash here and some maniacal laughter.
I'm going to need to make a smooth getaway.
wtf does being built weak have to do with pajamas
let me repeat these three screenshots for you for the proper impact
THIS IS GOING TO GO WELL
you look delicious, like a tasty fish
Oh sure that's a good idea wait what
Uh no I'm fine over here thanks
Wilson seems to roll over for Sharky McBadtouch a lot.
Got some little chin hairs here
Those sea monkeys we ordered that I put in the kitchen, they're full of life
LUMPY NAKED BODIES FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE
Underside of your thigh here, it's a very odd place
That's why you should stick your nose in a jar of mustard and inhale sharply.
IF IT BURNS THEN YOU'RE JUST NOT DOING IT RIGHT, YOU HAVE TO MASTER YOUR NOSTRILS
UM SIR I'M THINKING OF TENDERING MY RESIGNATION
Hahahaha veiled threats! The language of the CEO.
I want you to be adequately prepared for this moment. Take some deep breaths, close your eyes, relax your body. Do not hit me in the face. I need you to cooperate with me fully here or we both could die.
HERE ARE THEIR ROBES, IN CASE YOU WERE CONCERNED ABOUT WHERE THEY WERE! I'm glad this was resolved.
excuse me what other men are we talking about suddenly sir
or I'll EAT YOUR FACE HAHAHAHAHA!!!
And they done sex. As a sidenote, Wilson makes sounds during these that seriously sound like he's in pain. It's a bit uncomfortable, actually. D:
Molests his employees, an honorable man
and his fellatio skills
Including this perv here
DUN DUN DUUUUUN!!
yeah i'm looking at the data alright
the sexy boycandy data
hmm hmm is it lupus?
No wait I know what to do here.
Tune in next time for our exciting conclusion!
I squeezed it myself! FROM MY PORES. :)
So this wineglass
Can you think of a place where I could put this
No try again
AND DELICIOUS TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT BLWHAHGAEHAGHEHEHEHE
Wilson is too stupid to live.
ANYWAY THE NEXT DAY AT WORK
Is that what they're calling it nowadays
Yumi seems nice.
Again, this seems like an odd compliment.
OH GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
And suddenly a linebacker got into the elevator!
I'm going to call him Brad.
Yumi cheerily wanders off somewhere.
I'm not the only one who heard this as an insult right. Yeah you're very pretty... for girls.
Why would you say that man
things all awkward now
Then Wilson kicked him in the shin.
Or said no and I missed the cap. WELL WHATEVER
Hahahaha that's a great D: face
POINT FOR YUMI
Well that's sort of nice, actually.
At least Yumi took it well I guess
YOU SAYIN MY EYES ARE GIRLY
I'LL KILL YOU
Brad plays it subtle
Yeah see how cute it is when he horks all over your shoes
WOULD YOU BE COOL WITH THAT? JUST WONDERING
Brad get your thoughts together come on the big game is this saturday
oh god that's disgusting
Brad moves in for the kill WHEN SUDDENLY
man I got so baked last night
NO IT'S MY MACHINE
Yes the day after today, you know
One match is all it takes
YOU GUYS GOING TO THE BONFIRE LATER TONIGHT
thanks but no one asked you brad
Who's having a party and why
Especially the drugs!
Well that was fast.
Apolo Nsibambi, here? Ooo!
And by "computer system" we mean "your sweet can"
PLEASE DAD PLEASE PLEASE
I need to put my hand in someone's pants and I'm bored with my own
Brad is concerned.
Well that'd be nice, yes.
WHO SAW THIS COMING?!?!?!
Yeah uh I quit
So really... not a lot at stake here if I decide not to be a highclass prostitute, huh?
well that's a rational decision I definitely don't see this backfiring on you in any way
In the business of gay sex, that is.
Here, have a piece of toffee.
but I don't care.
BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SELL YOU LIKE THIS AGAIN HAHA
i mean, nothing
but hey enough of that depressing stuff let's have sex
His crotch is terrifying
For some bizarre reason I don't think I will.
Is this really the time, Bob?
So be quiet OR I'LL EAT YOUR HEAD HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Yumi suspects something.
Brad stands at the end of the hallway looking wistful.
Well gotta go
Disinterested in what? Life? Parcheesi? Melonballs? Cancer? You have to give me more than that, Wilson.
Yeah I'd say
just a tad
My beautiful diamond tree, with you my financial future is secure
Flashbacks to young Wilson appear in this jarringly and without explanation. OKAY?
Frick I'm hungry. I should get a banana from downstairs.
Some kind of giant horrible insect, although it looks like it's dead. DEAD!
I'm sorry I was off in some daydreamy world what were we talking about
Yeah thanks for that, file that right away
Let me just get reeeeeeal close and make sure
As opposed to the bilious green variety
God why do I always sleep with psychos
SIR PLEASE DO NOT DEVOUR MY NIPPLE
I HAVE GROWN FOND OF IT
Wilson can't believe this, this is ridiculous
actually he's making those pained noises like usual and even goes "itai" here, although they didn't sub that
PAIN, PLEASURE, SAME THING
WELL HAVE YOU?!?!?!
That table's going to be sticky in the morning! D:
Wow I think this is the first time they just outright said anus instead of using some goofy metaphor for it.
I HAVE A HUGE PENIS BY THE WAY
JUST MAKING SURE YOU KNOW THAT
thanks for that
And he calls out Honma's name for good measure
MEANWHILE, IN THE PART OF THE SHOW NOT RELATED TO GAY SEX, BRAD PAYS A VISIT!
Uh you seem a bit weirdly fixated on this getting up early thing.
THANKS FOR DUMPING IT ALL ON US, BRAD
This conversation lost me a while ago.
with their turn signals on
you know WAS HIS PENIS IN YOU
I'M JEALOUS IF YOU HAVEN'T GATHERED
and he came in my butt, that too
man you're not going to rape me are you i am so tired of that right now
AND THEN YOU HURLED BUT I DON'T THINK THAT PART WAS RELATED, ANYWAY
You don't know that.
Stark terror is really the expression you want when you tell someone you love them.
OH GOD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA the phone rings
Ooo bad timing
And you're going to be a highclass whore for a long time if I have anything to do with it bwahahaha
Did I say that outloud
If I define happiness by this then sure alright
Just desperately need a cup of sex and you're my best supplier
UH, MY GRANMA DIED. HAVE TO GO TO HER FUNERAL. BYE!
Brad >:(s off
Because we're going whitewater rafting and I don't want you falling out the boat
Your life? I guess if Perv slit your throat or something. That could happen. Or you got an STD, but I've never seen a single one of these that dealt with STDs so I doubt that's the case.
I THINK I HAVE AN IDEA
And so this episode ends, with no corn in sight! WHEN WILL THE CORN COME IN? YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL THE FUTURE EPISODES TO FIND OUT!