Most yaoi also involves sex so these are DEFINITELY NSFW and are for adults only! Ai no Kusabi deals heavily with institutionalized slavery as a warning! Particularly for sex purposes. It's also pretty dark and fairly violent.
I did this LP (?) in 2012! I left my write-up mostly unchanged.
So it turns out there is a second part to Ai no Kusabi! You may remember Ai no Kusabi as Bladerunner but with gay slavery based on hair colors. You may want to refresh yourself on this complicated tale because the second part picks up exactly where the last one left off and none of this is going to make any sense otherwise. Ricky Bobby just got beat up by his old boyfriend for no reason so decides to go back to his rapist kidnapper because hey, what else you gonna do. WHAT WACKY ANTICS WILL THEY GET INTO THIS TIME??
There is sex and nudity in here, so this is not safe for work as a note. Also some blood I guess.
the electric bills in this place must be murder
i like the backgrounds in this a lot, leave me alone
WHO IS DRIVING
ricky bobby no you can't have any of my dinner
looks kinda warm in there
THAT'S RIGHT. OPEN. :|
HALF OF THE PEOPLE HERE AREN'T EVEN BLONDE
is that ricky bobby omg
he's so dreamy
my hair is ridiculous pass it on
this elevator is reserved for all the losers
why you gotta break my heart like that elevator panel :(
ai no kusabi you keep raising this question eventually someone's going to want an answer
first a brief cameo by master miller/liquid snake
no moping in the elevator please
THE GLASS WATERFALL IS A HUGE HIT!
magenta. it's going to be big.
dude look at that thing where did it even come from
what is it supposed to be
egg chairs IT MUST BE THE FUTURE!!
otacon no get out of here
I WANT TO BUNGEE JUMP
IS IT OKAY IF WE BUNGEE JUMP
should we close off our mercury fountain? nah.
SOMEONE GET THE SHOULDERPAD OUT OF THE SHOT JESUS WHAT DO I PAY YOU PEOPLE FOR
GO RUN A GAMBLING RING ON YOUR AIRSHIP
it's so hard being so unfathomably rich you guys
what am i looking at?
IS THIS WHERE WE HATCH THE EGGS? OH BOY!
To be fair, we've seen nothing disproving this yet.
blah blah whatever JUST SHOOT JASON PLEASE
how tall ARE they anyway
just wanted to tell you honey
turning on your headlights might ruin your element of surprise, just sayin
It cut away but Jason has a bs magic energy shield like Fortune has WHAT A RIPOFF AND ALSO NEVER HAS BEEN MENTIONED UNTIL NOW THANKS
so instead here's setzer opening a door
where were you guys two seconds ago
LONG STORY SHORT, EVERYONE DIES
STUPID PEASANTS, BLAMING US IMPOSSIBLY RICH RAPIST SLAVING SOCIOPATHS
LIKE WE COULD EVER BE WRONG
EFF YOU CAR
They're already dead???
because he is the worst roommate EVER. don't ask me how i know.
This reminds me of LAX.
meanwhile at the vertical garbage dumping ground
AGH OH GOD WHAT ARE WE DOING AAAAA
I WANT THE FLOOR BETWEEN THESE TOWERS OF TRASH SPOTLESS, YOU HEAR ME!?
YOU BLIMEY ROTTER! COR!!
just toss it all in the ocean, who'll care
LEAVE ME ALONE DAD
Yeah I'd probably say that's because when Ricky Bobby opened his heart to you about the years of sexual and mental abuse he suffered through, you decided to beat the living tar out of him. BUT WHO CAN SAY.
To be fair Jason did kidnap Ricky Bobby initially, so that's not entirely wrong. STILL, SEE ABOVE.
No problems here.
IN THE FUTURE THERE IS ONLY ANGLES
Ricky Bobby takes a break on a waterfall.
I said give me those chains! Give it! You had them all day today!
ai no kusabi is that supposed to mean something to me because it doesn't
Ricky Bobby's chest making a :< face.
Doesn't copulation involve two people?
BUT TIGHT BUNS ARE!
And orgasm sparkles! Ricky Bobby what is happening to your ribs
BOOOOOOOOOO I WANT A REFUND BOOOOO
Wait a minute is that a woman?!?! THEY DO EXIST
In the future only the worst hairstylists will survive
Hey audience, hope you're on your toes, ha ha! This story has a lot of sole to it, but let's see what's really afoot, shall we? Ankle!
otacon is here for you honey
I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING, IT'S TOO DARK OVER HERE, ARE YOU OKAY?
Next on bucket list: bondage rape. Wait, who wrote this?!
Ricky Bobby bites his finger. I don't know what you were expecting, Jason.
Let me just get you into place, there we are.
Not really feelin it, sorry.
ANOTHER WOMEN?!?! THEY STILL EXIST?!?!
unless that nuclear blast took them all out
SEE YA SUCKER HA HA HA HA HA
those buildings are playing ring around the rosy
because my day was so busy
YOU KNOW VIDAL SASSOON BANNED ME AFTER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME
I actually didn't think they'd ever mention age here.
Jason, sensitive lover.
THE BEST SCREENCAP
hey you didn't answer my stupid question
it's like a magic swoon button
Cause Jason's a controlling psychopath and you have Stockholm's?
Meanwhile, Guy buys lunch.
Level 17 Blood Elf, man you shoulda seen it.
Haha sorry, just enjoying the power I wield over all the pathetic little lives I control for my own amusement.
JASON BANGING RICKY BOBBY +29 points DOW -90
can't you tell by the expression on my face
PRETTY MUCH NOTHING oops spoilers
I remember this stage in Metroid Prime.
JUST DIE, WHAT'S THE POINT OF LIVING
WE ALL KNOW WHAT AND WHERE IT IS BUT I JUST WANTED TO SAY IT OUT LOUD ANYWAY
crazy water bottles IT MUST BE THE FUTURE!!!
HOW DARE YOU IMPLY I HAVE EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS I'M PERFECTLY STABLE
face is making a fist
yeah that was about my reaction
DUN DUN DUNNNNN
don't lose this ipad ricky bobby this is like the fourth one this month
WHAT????? WHERE DID THIS COME FROM
Just wanted to share that fun tidbit with you, it's good we're pals.
So lucky to have been kidnapped by a rapist sociopath, yes.
All yaoi must shop at the same Giant Bed Emporium.
RIBS: WHO EVEN KNOWS RIGHT
vaguely grab your hair with my sausage fingers
angriest blowjob in the world
HIS CHEST IS SEGMENTED LIKE A GI JOE
what no cut it out
jam my hand in here real quick
DOES YOUR BUTT TASTE GOOD LOLOL
BEEP... BEEP... BEEP...
or don't. i don't care.
now my head has to detach and float around the room shooting fireballs
FLAT DRAB PASSION MEANDERS ACROSS THE SCREEN
I LOVE YOU, SUN
"sir this dialogue makes no sense" "MONTAGE A BUNCH OF IMAGES, QUICK!"
ALL LIGHTS MUST BE ON AT ALL TIMES
there are no butts in the future
RICKY BOBBY WHAT IS HAPPENING TO YOUR CHEST
A hula hoop scooter just what I've always wanted!
BUT IT IS ABOVE MY STATION AAAAANGST
cellphones with no displays IT MUST BE THE FUTURE!!!
Thank god you had Lifealert!
If anyone cared about the maps of this place.
and when will i ever get "here's the church, here's the steeple" right?
hahahahahaha no you look great
crosseyes hit us all
WHY DOES ANYONE CARE
And what a name it was.
You seem to be denying this a bit too strenuously, Setzer.
sorry i fell asleep, what?
this is how people talk right
someone left the christmas lights on!
are you crazy
No, the hit pop singer! DUH
LOVE OR PSYCHOLOGICAL TRAUMA? YOU DECIDE!
uh i remember it being bigger ricky bobby
can i just lean over there- no
my breasts are very sensitive
SINCE WHEN DO YOU WANT TO????
who said this and why
and your potato jacket
I'LL SMOTHER YOU IN MY ARMS INSTEAD
YOU'RE GOING TO BE FREE WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT
but i already di- oh
maybe you should read a book jason
THIS BETTER NOT BE ABOUT MY REFRIGERATOR RUNNING AGAIN
my bra, finally
Guy what is with you and super crazy eyes
TIME TO GO TO WORK
i could have set off my wrist tracker earlier but whatever i got busy
i love you personal supernova
man i hated this area, the missiles were so hard to find
bombs bombs bombs lol
OUR BACKGROUND GUY IS SICK WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO
GDIT WE NEED TO GET THIS OUT BY CHRISTMAS
WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING
Matt Engarde Solid
don't mind me i'm just sitting in a giant high heeled shoe
I'M MATT ENGARDE, CHOP CHOP
Castration of a main character! :O There's something you don't see everyday. Also Matt was castrated what when did that happen
could you get me some things at the groceries
IT'S A FOOL'S ERRAND MATT, THAT'S ALL GUY EVER DOES!
let's cut to space quest 3 for a second
man i don't know why we agreed to take our prom photos together, what was i thinking
HERE IS WHERE WE STORE AKIRA
hehe heheheHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHA, AAHAHAHAHAHA!
MOST PEOPLE DO
LIKE I CARE ABOUT ALL THOSE PEASANTS I HAD MURDERED
and its waterproof
I highly recommend looking at those last three caps over and over again because they just get better and better.
What, that's it? You had to cut off a penis to get that?
and gives me back olive oyl akukukukukuk
RICKY BOBBY IS MY TOY DARN IT ONLY I CAN PLAY WITH HIM! I'M TELLING MOM!
"darn it i knew i should have come up with some good lines before we went down here"
which can be arranged
NO MY RASPBERRY JAM
WHY DO YOU HAVE BOOBS RICKY BOBBY
yeah that's how that works
HIGH FIVE, HA HA HA!
let me just eat this jerky first
I guess I'm supposed to think Guy is the bad guy here? Kind of hard when Jason was a kidnapping rapist sociopath who enslaved Ricky Bobby against his will and abused him for years. Not that Guy didn't beat up Ricky Bobbby for no reason but still.
seems about the right reaction
"To be fair, he deserved it."
HE'S GONE CUCKOO, FLOWN THE COOP, DOES THIS SOUND AWKWARD TO YOU GIVEN MY PREVIOUS SPEECH PATTERNS YET
what is this "love"
I can buy that.
Fine you big baby, maybe I just won't even bother beating your best friend almost to death next time okay.
MY CLOTHING HAS SUSTAINED SEVERE AND RANDOM DAMAGE
ALL MY GRAPE JELLY, NO! (yaaaaaaaay)
yeah, that's the face you have when your legs get blown off
what a beautiful thing to say
can i hump him along the way
eh seen it all before
yay you are escaping :|
RICKY BOBBY I GOT THE MOST AWESOME CD YOU HAVE TO HEAR
HELP GUY HELP MAN, GIVE HELP, FOOD. HURT.
He just got his weiner cut off like an hour ago Matt I don't think Ricky Bobby's gonna be hefting people over his shoulder like trash bags anytime soon.
THAT'S WHAT I'D LIKE TO KNOW
HE GAVE HIS LIFE TO SAVE MINE IT IS ONLY RIGHT I KILL MYSELF NOW TO BE WITH HIM
IT'S WHAT HE WOULD HAVE WANTED
Meaning you will pee yourself. It will go everywhere.
gonna go marry this dead body
I'M NOT LEAVING UNTIL I PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE ONE MORE TIME
ricky bobby what are you talking about
by the way MY LEGS WERE BLOWN OFF AND ARE STILL BLEEDING EVERYWHERE COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF BLOOD GUSHING ONTO THE FLOOR
BUT SURE I'LL CALMLY HAVE A CIGARETTE WITH YOU
JUST DIE ALREADY
is this touching or boring
honey please not in front of the children
And Jupiter for some reason freaks out? Why?
Vericose veins, should get that looked at.
welp today was a full day
peed myself WHY DO I KEEP FORGETTING THESE CIGARETTES DO THAT
why are you upset matt you've never been shown caring about jason, especially after he slashed up your face
i mean ricky bobby MAYBE but what
Ain't nothin like a shattered ruin, that's what I say.
DO NOT ADDRESS ME AI NO KUSABI
I AM NOT INVOLVED IN THIS
Introducing our new Stretch Armstrong!
off to buy myself some new cheeks
WHY DIDN'T I BRING A CAR
THE END!! what
And apparently there's a new remake that got released, I gotta watch this.