The Tyrant Falls in Love

To be fair, it was my best chance to rape you



Current Zar note: I eventually branched out from just doing game screencaps to doing them for yaoi as well since a bunch of yaoi is ridiculous. As a warning, if you're unfamiliar with yaoi, it in general plays pretty fast and loose with consent! There is often a lot of "no but yes" on the uke's part and at times it's just flat-out rape. I usually mention if it's rape, but "no but yes" shows up a lot in yaoi so be warned if you are sensitive to that kind of thing! Otherwise it's just something you've got to roll with.

Most yaoi also involves sex so these are DEFINITELY NSFW and are for adults only! As you can guess from the subtitle, there is rape in this! Someone is drugged and it is particularly unpleasant. Also one of the main characters is extremely homophobic and will not shut up about it.

I did this LP (?) in 2011! I left my write-up mostly unchanged.




Every now and then someone stumbles across my... reviews? Mockeries? Screencap adventures? I don't really know what to call these but anyway, people come by and occasionally recommend stuff for me to check out. Which I really appreciate, as my usual forays into it are just going into Aarinfantasy and downloading random titles and seeing what happens. Some recs are for series that are good, and some are for series that are terrible (Teahouse keeps coming up in this category, as well as Starfighter), and this one came up... at least twice I think, mostly in the good category. However, I was somewhat skeptical of that when someone mentioned that there was a rape in it (that was not a surprise) but that it was "necessary" for the relationship. That must make for awkward "how we met" stories. SOUNDED LIKE FERTILE GROUND TO EXPLORE THOUGH

Anyway to recreate my experience, that's all the information I'm going to give you about this series. Alright no I'll give you a bit more. It's a recent series, so it's not hilariously dated sadly. Also it has not safe for work rape in it, like pretty much all yaoi does. Although this rape is particularly creepy and gross, so be warned.

BUT WHO IS THIS TYRANT, AND WHY DOES HE FALL IN LOVE? DOES HE RAPE PEOPLE TO DO IT? LET'S FIND OUT!

not that i left it out on the counter for the last week or something

don't go in the kitchen by the way

PROBABLY NOT RELATED

HUH WHAT WHAT HUH WHAT HUH HUH HUH HUH WHAT WHAT

just please for the love of god

a shower, just one

YOU KNOW I'M DEAF YOU JERK

WHAT

i feel really passionately about it, as you can tell

Hey guys, let's play Spot the Uke! This time the game won't be as easy as it is for most, but perhaps some of you may be on to Tyrant's schemes. Stay tuned for the exciting answer!

duuuuuuuuuhhh

I WASN'T STALKING YOU AND MASTURBATING WHAT

Just took a detour into Rose of Versailles, excuse me

WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR JEANS

Anyway the designs in this are incredibly generic, so I had a hard time thinking of silly nicknames for anyone. Particularly this guy, who's so boring that I zzzzzzz

Eventually the only person that came to mind for him was Reeve from FF7 and why not, I haven't thought of Reeve in a while. LET'S SEE WHAT HE WAS UP TO IN HIS PRE-SHINRA DAYS

WHO WOULDN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SUCH A GREAT GUY

This guy also left me at a loss for a bit, since his looks didn't analog easily to anyone (Citan from Xenogears kept coming to mind but I never finished that, so making jokes at his expense wouldn't work too well). An insufferable obsession with a younger brother though only makes me think of Liquid Snake SO NOW YOU ARE LIQUID SNAKE, BACK WHEN HIS HAIR WAS MUCH LONGER AND ALSO HE NEEDED GLASSES

now you need to picture cam clarke reading all his lines

do it

(he's actually voiced by hikaru midorikawa, who did heero and zelgadis, and i actually could recognize his voice. gdit self.)

HAHA THIS SERIES LOOKS LIKE IT'LL BE FLUFFY AND FUN

SURELY THERE WON'T BE RAPE IN IT

IS THIS ABOUT SECTOR 7

ALSO THE NEWS ABOUT MY ARM

DID YOU KNOW THAT IS WHERE I LIVE ON

For some reason some of these sequences just would not cap well. YOU'LL GET YOUR BLURS AND LIKE IT

Otacon and Reeve Clone #34 are very happy together.

say hi to snake for meeeee

i don't know why they would, you're such a charming guy

Cmon man, all the stuff about the Patriots is ridiculous, get a grip

Haha homophobia is hilarious!

Team Reeve is blasting off agaaaaain

Who, gay people? Probably not care I assume.

BUT IT FELT LIKE A KISS

still don't really see what you see in him but whatever

MAYBE US WORKING TOGETHER IS PART OF IT, I DUNNO

NO WAY I COULD BE DOING THIS DIFFERENTLY

SURELY HE WILL RECOGNIZE HIS FEELINGS NOW

OR ELSE

We meet again, neon cityscape.

COME TO GAY BAR AND GET COCKTAIL

you aren't a serial killer or something are you

Generic O'blandy why do you care

I JUST STEAL HIS UNDERWEAR AND TAKE SECRET PICTURES OF THEM AND PUT THEM IN A SHRINE TO HIM BUT I DON'T WORSHIP HIM OR ANYTHING

sorry there was a bit of exposition in my throat, what were you saying

WHO WILL DO MY NAILS THEN

BEING CONCERNED FOR MY WELFARE

WHAT A RUBE

have you tried hitting him with a rolled up newspaper

Something about philosophy or patronizing, something with a p

Weird that they would have had a windowless van like that

SPOT THE UKE BONUS ROUND

I WIN

deeeeeeeeeh?

He was my clone by the way, but so many people are it's hardly worth mentioning.

Why are you friends with this guy again?

as Generic subtly flips off the bartender

Just unzip your pants

my fingers really do smell like lemons

Seems kinda small for a wine bottle

that's a good vintage

OH YOU GAY GUYS WITH YOUR DATE RAPE DRUGS, HA HA HA

what kind of face is that

NOT BECAUSE IT'S MORALLY WRONG TO RAPE SOMEONE BUT HE'D BE SO ANGRY IF HE FOUND OUT, GOD CAN'T YOU THINK IT THROUGH

It's almost like... he's your friend or something...

SO DATE RAPE IS THE CURE!

that's some great resistance you put up there Reeve

IT TOOK SO MANY TRIPS TO THE DRYCLEANERS TO GET MY TROUSERS CLEANED

MAKE UP YOUR MIND, REEVE

never know when you'll need some roofies am i right guys

Chekhov's Roofies now firmly established.

reeve who are you talking to

MEANWHILE

ALSO I WAS HAVING ALL THIS GAY SEX

i'm sorry have you been helped

I LIVE UNDER A ROCK, SO

please take out the garbage

it's your turn

Of course not! Ha ha, you're silly.

let's have sex while he's still on the phone, it'll be hilarious

PLEASE DON'T BEAT ME ANYMORE

Well first you need to commandeer a Metal Gear of some sort. There's a bunch, any one of them will probably work.

ONLY ORGANIC, HOME GROWN GAYS HERE, NO PRESERVATIVES, NO PESTICIDES

BUY LOCAL!

Could that be why he went to America in the first place??? Naaah.

PLEASE HONEY NOT IN PUBLIC

Can't be worse than who we've already got! Thank you, thank you.

I MEAN, GET DRUNK

And then Liquid throws the can at him. THINK FAST

look i'm going to do my handpuppets

I GET SO MUCH OUT OF OUR RELATIONSHIP

maybe if i cover him with a sheet he'll quiet down

sorry i passed out in the last five seconds, what

DOES HE NOT FILL YOU WITH SEXUAL DESIRE

then presumably he put the blanket on him but they didn't show that for some reason

I'M JUST TAKING A MASSIVE DUMP IN HERE, DON'T MIND ME

GET SOME AIR FRESHENERS TOO

WHAT WITH HIS GETTING DRUNK AND FALLING ASLEEP AROUND ME WITHOUT WEARING A CHASTITITY BELT

IT'S LIKE HE TRUSTS ME AS A FRIEND OR SOMETHING

DOES HE NOT KNOW I COULD RAPE HIM AT ANY MINUTE

YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH ME?

...WELL, BACK TO WORK.

It's like he trusts me not to rape him or something because he hasn't expressed mutual interest. What a weirdo.

BECAUSE I'M GOING TO MAKE SURE YOU DON'T FORGET

RECREATING THE EXPERIENCE JUST FOR YOU

HOW DARE MY BROTHER HAVE A LIFE OUTSIDE OF ME

MEEEEEEEEE

Foxdie has been known to have that effect on people

>:|

maybe if i close my eyes he'll go away

Maybe you were doing it wrong???

TELL ME MORE!

do people normally discuss their sex lives with their brothers? that seems kind of weird to me.

HOW WILL YOU EVER PASS DOWN YOUR GENES THIS WAY

DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT GENETICS

i swear all yaoi uses the same sensitive piano music for every scene

why is this any of your business

that's what you'll tell the police anyway

CAN'T YOU FIGHT HIM SHIRTLESS ON TOP OF A GIANT MECHA

LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE

sorry i was in a bush, what were we talking about

FORESHADOWING????

I'M NOT LISTENING, LALALALLALALA

stomp on a guy with a walking tank

well i guess i won't know until that situation comes up

were you killed and reincarnated as an arm

i don't gotta react if i don't wanna

WHAT WACKY HIJINX ARE YOU GOING TO GET UP TO NOW YOU SCAMP

time to wreck his apartment! what's he going to do about it anyway, the wuss

do ho ho

DING DING DING

wacky music starts playing here. DATE RAPE DRUGS ARE FUN

DUN

DUN

DUNNNNNNN

like... hot dog water...

not like i don't need the money or anything BUT I GOT WHAT YOU WANTED

oh cmon reeve, what do you think

YOU'RE SUCH A JERK why do i love you again

oh wait wrong bottle, never mind

we got married okay

BECAUSE IF SO I'M GLAD I RUINED IT

I WANT TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE

what's the shelf life on most date rape drugs anyway

HAHA I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU A DATE RAPE DRUG BUT IT'S ACTUALLY NOTHING! THAT WAY WHEN IT DOESN'T WORK WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, COMPLAIN THAT YOU COULDN'T DATE RAPE SOMEONE AFTER ALL? WIN WIN, SUCKER!

LET'S JUST DRINK EVERYTHING IN YOUR HOUSE

later that night

why am i sleeping with my glasses on

OH I HAVE THE VAPORS

i didn't even feel my glasses digging into my nose or anything

or when i rubbed them into my eye instead of taking them off

wait where's the boner

Santa will never bring me any presents now!

yup, gonna do it in the bathroom

Did you forget how to walk again?

WHERE COULD THIS BE GOING

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

I'M GOING TO THE BATHROOM RIGHT NOW AS WE SPEAK

it fills me with unease for some reason

just the one, i need the other one tomorrow

did i miss something here

GO SPEND MORE MONEY ON ME ACCORDING TO MY EVERY WHIM

WHAT ELSE YOU GONNA SPEND IT ON

honk

I don't even smoke, so they're just for you, but don't pay me back or anything it's fine

WHO KEEPS GOOSING ME

A REASONABLE QUESTION

i'm really concerned about that happening

OH I FELL OOOOOVERRRRR

THIS FEELS RIDICULOUSLY CONTRIVED

just gonna knee you in the crotch here

GONNA HURL

I WANT TO VOMIT ALL OVER YOUR FACE

fido no, bad dog!

what is this "boner"

DON'T SAY MOIST OR CREVICE OR SEX EITHER

Jeez Reeve, drool more.

And he sure looks happy about it!

ALL THE FAIRY TALES ABOUT DATE RAPE DRUGS WERE TRUE!

Not take advantage of your drugged friend? Just throwin that out there.

Rape opportunities like this don't come around every day!

Why are you staring at me like I'm made of bacon

lol what

what happened to your face

OH SHI-

I DIDN'T well okay i sort of did

wow right through the opposite wall, that's amazing

RIPE FOR THE RAPING, EHEHEHEHEHEHE

little does Reeve know that Liquid thrives under such conditions

take advantage of you while you're drugged, is that what you said

OBJECTION!!

OH SNAP

HEIDEGGER'S INTO SOME WEIRD STUFF MAN, YOU CAN'T SAY NO TO HIM

THIS IS A VALID POINT

i mean i GUESS he could have drank it himself? MAYbe.

I'd ask if Liquid hates lesbians too but lol women don't exist in yaoi

and nobody takes the fluffy doll i fight with seriously in a physical fight either

Liquid actually went ow ow here but I didn't catch it. BONERS, I FORGET WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THOSE

what's a "zipper" again

I DICTATE THE SITUATION NOW, GIVE ME YOUR PENIS

i don't see why you have to be involved, reeve

Protest number one!

So many Midgar accidents covered up by these words.

I'M NOT GOING TO AGREE TO BE RAPED WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

just gonna jitter my hand down here a little

is he gone

is it over

Request to stop number two!

JUST ACCEPT ME RAPING YOU

CAUSE I'M NOT GOING TO STOP

And three

Against your will! Ha ha!

fly in my eye, ow ow

nothin like that raping-your-drugged-friend high, the best in the world

Pleas for me to stop?

IT'S LIKE I'M IN A BAD YAOI ALL OF A SUDDEN

Just raped you and hey you suck at sex! Ha ha! I love you.

My jeans?

The kind that does whatever the narrative demands!

duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

He says this but really Liquid doesn't sound much different from his normal angry GET AWAY FROM ME tone here.

ALSO THAT'S MY UNDERWEAR??

the sound effects here are really weirdly chosen, it's that same fist in a bucket of macaroni sound from sensitive pornograph, which doesn't match with the jerking off OR blowjob here. OKAY SURE

BADUM CHING

WAS THAT SASS I HEARD, THAT'LL ONLY MAKE IT WORSE FOR YOU

reeve left the room to go put on his RAPE EYES i guess

OH NO NOT THE GLASSES

The fear and terror, that really gets me off

rape rape rape rape

BECAUSE THIS IS MY FIRST TIME AND THE FIRST TIME WE'VE DONE ANYTHING TOGETHER ALSO I DON'T WANT TO AND HAVE SAID NO REPEATEDLY

WHETHER YOU WANT ME TO OR NOT, HAHAHAHAHAHA

like, you know, raping me. and all that.

BECAUSE I'M NOT GOING TO STOP, IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU ANYMORE, HAHAHAHA

SO FEEL FREE TO STOP ANY TIME

Reeve honey you're not in the shot

I CAN FORCE YOUR BODY TO PHYSICALLY REACT, THAT MEANS YOU WANT ME TO RAPE YOU AFTER ALL!

Believe it or not, all the shots of nipples were weirdly blurry SO HERE'S WHAT YOU GET

lol nice tongue there reeve

WELL BACK TO IT I GUESS

hey where are your nipples reeve

do semes not get them

that's a new rule to me

And four! WILL REEVE STOP? WHAT DO YOU THINK?

where would you get the idea i'm raping you from, that's absurd

five

six

seven

Reeve's brain completely shut off now

Stop decorating my anus!

raperaperaperaperape

STOP RESISTING

That's something you want to hear while having sex with someone.

IT'S LIKE I'M RAPING YOU OR SOMETHING, WHY ARE YOU SO TENSE

THE PROBLEM IS YOU RAPING ME- ARE YOU LISTENING?

:smug:

stark terror, always nice

are we in the same room or did someone just splice our heads together

IF ONLY I WAS BEING PUNCHED OFF A METAL GEAR, THEN I'D BE IN MY ELEMENT

oh yeah, brownies really kicking in now

What could this jumble of shapes be? Call in and vote!

Eight.

wait am i doing something wrong here in raping my drugged and vulnerable friend while he can't fight back

NAAAAAAAAAAHH

reeve has progressed fully to the eyeless rapist stage for ultimate detachment

weirdly they bring back the sensitive piano music around this point. BECAUSE IT'S SO ROMANTIC I SUPPOSE

Tears, hurray!

This is Liquid here, and he actually sounds pretty in pain/desperate here. He actually sounds kind of terrified through a lot of this. BUT HEY, DOES REEVE CARE? NOPE!

Not that that'll stop me.

Liquid here with protest number nine!

I'M BASICALLY A REMORSELESS MONSTER IS WHAT I'M GETTING AT HERE.

you enjoying the rape

just checking in

yeah what do you want

SO I COULD FORCE HIM TO HAVE SEX WITH ME ALL NIGHT LONG, HURRAY!

and then it just ends?!?! what

there's a second part too that I haven't seen yet. Will rape lead to true love? Hahaha that's silly, it's not like there's a precedent for that or anything.

You can actually watch this on Youtube as far as I'm aware right here. Feel free to read the comments there about how hilarious and funny and romantic it is!

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