LET'S SEE WHAT GILLIAN IS UP TO! Last time we checked in on him, he was going to a nightclub. A nightclub suspiciously called... Outer Heaven. IS BIG BOSS INSIDE? WILL WE KILL HIM WITH ROCKETS? ARE WE EVER GOING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED TO GIBSON? LET'S FIND OUT!
I can't believe I've only played this for five hours, it feels so much longer than that. Well, I guess not playing each new chunk until I post the caps for it so I can be continually surprised DOES take a while.
BUT IT IS A BETTER EXPERIENCE FOR ALL I THINK
That's right, I was being assaulted by a wolfman, now I remember.
OH GOOD, I ACTUALLY THOUGHT HE WAS A WEREWOLF FOR A SECOND THERE
ROAMING THE STREETS, DOING THINGS
What does? What are you talking about, Gillian
"Come see her step daintly onto yards and yards of velvet! For the obscure fetishist in you!"
[insert some topical joke about marilyn monroe here]
WHAT A LIVELY NIGHTLIFE no actually i was just looking at random things and being lazy about capping as usual
THIS "DISGUISE" CONCEPT SOUNDS INTRIGUING... BUT WHAT PURPOSE COULD IT SERVE ME, AN UNDERCOVER INVESTIGATOR?
"GET IN! GET IN!"
I always picture Gillian just sexually harrassing these people.
It's a good thing you climbed up on his face to check, Metal!
Unlike you, a professional dork.
yeah it's really doing some amazing stuff
Oh yeah, occasionally the barker will sneeze randomly. I'm not sure why. :O SNOW 9??? But Metal can still call from here. BIZARRE.
Not 360, that'd be ridiculous.
WHY, MAKING WHIPPED CREAM WILL BE A SNAP WHEN YOU ALREADY HAVE FLUFFY WHITE PEAKS LIKE THAT! NOW JUST PIPE THEM INTO THE CREAMPUFF AND YOU'RE SET!
that still sounds dirty
our matrons are requested to wear masks and makeup
WHAT IF I JUST PUT A HAND OVER MY FACE
DOES THAT COUNT
Adult is my favorite show.
Replacing boredom with the profanity of your choice makes this sentence much more interesting.
Anonymity, lots of people and drugs, no one will ever know what you did here. Except us.
IT'S NOT ILLEGAL IF TWO PEOPLE LOVE EACH OTHER
Like policemen but they don't really count
HERE, LET ME SHOUT IT FOR YOU JUST IN CASE YOU COULDN'T HEAR
OH HELLO OFFICER
MAYBE I WILL
i'm so prepared, guys
What kind of tricks? Like she walks out on stage, waves, and then walks off all THANK YOU GOODNIGHT!!
I NEED TO TELL EVERYONE
I don't fear the sun, I'm a werewolf
sir are you propositioning me
i'm just a doorman
I can feel the sarcasm bleeding off this.
I WILL TAKE THIS WARNING TO HEART SIR
doink doink doink
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE KOJIMA
there's that guy, sparkster or whatever, and those two guys from contra! Hahahaha. I think those two guys in front are from Castlevania, i think one's got fangs. Not sure who the dorks on the left are.
For those curious, showtime consists of that lady flopping around madly on the stage.
WHAT AN AWESOME PARTY YOU GUYS
It's a bustling market.
HA I WAS RIGHT IT WAS THE TWO DUDES FROM CONTRA HAHA
goemon and ueda, alright whatever
I have never played Sparkster, but I know what he looks like. :B
NEVER PLAYED THIS ONE EITHER although i have some neat remixes from it
Is Goemon still around? I really have no idea.
Well that'd explain it, never heard of that.
That's weird, I have no memory of this happening. MAYBE IT DID THOUGH, HECK, I DUNNO
IT SOUNDS PLAUSIBLE
I LOVE POINTING FIGURES AT PEOPLE
IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE PYRAMID HEAD PLAYING WITH SOME MANNEQUINS
MY GAMES DON'T KILL PEOPLE OR INSPIRE THEM TO SLEEP WITH 14 YEAR OLDS
GET AWAY FROM ME
Hee hee, I DID play Contra.
Kojima: lolol i need to explore this in the future
over and over again
BUT THERE ARE TWO OF THEM
Haha, I was right, Castlevania! Although to be fair when I think of Konami Castlevania tends to come to mind, along with like, DDR and Gradius and Metal Gear.
hahahahahahahahaha I FEEL YOUR PAIN, GILLIAN
Kojima throwing his NES controller through his window in rage as another flying medusa head knocks him to his death.
As a sidenote, the fact that Gillian is a video game dork amuses me way too much.
IT AROUSES MY CIRCUITBOARDS SOMEHOW
PERHAPS THE SAME COULD BE SAID OF ALL RELIGIONS
YOUR WORDS ARE AS EMPTY AS YOUR SOUL
no wait that was richter
move your body
move your body
come on now everybody
Sparkster will cut you man
cut you like a b----
I like that Sparkster is still smiling while I grope him.
Ueda kind of looks like he's about to shoot me.
DON'T MAKE US PUT IN THE CODE
We're trying to have a romantic dinner here okay
I've never heard of that but as a wild guess I'm going to say it's a shooter.
CHICKS DIG MY VIDEO GAME TRIVIA
Sir please take your hand out of my pants
Just your average everyday penis.
WHAT WOULD MAKE YOU SAY THAT
I was wondering why she'd be dancing here if she's some huge star. I GUESS SHE'S NOSTALGIC FOR HER EARLY DAYS AS A POLEDANCING STRIPPER, BEING HARRASSED BY THE SHIP FROM GRADIUS AND A GUY WITH A BANDANNA
Darn it this is making me hungry
HEY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I DO FOR A LIVING??
THIS IS KATRINA ALL OVER AGAIN
FINE I DIDN'T WANT YOU OR YOUR CRUMMY CLUB
I'LL GO SOMEWHERE ELSE
Darn it, edge of the screen trick doesn't work here.
Did I mention the potluck next week? You have to bring something, now that you're a member.
Make sure it's vegetarian.
big boss keeps his strip clubs under wraps
HAW HAW HAW
And then Harry punched Gillian right in the face.
Great ducking out of here to try and avoid anymore unsettling pedophilia vibes thanks
Haha, that's interesting that he won't tell me about the buffalo anymore. HE'S ON TO ME.
OKAY THIS TIME I WON'T SCREW IT UP
I see the manager still doesn't care about that at least.
PERHAPS I WILL TALK TO HER THEN
wow that looks kind of uncomfortable
Because i've killed men for that you know
HUGE, GLISTENING EYES
AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE
I'M THE ONLY ONE YOU NEED, GILLIAN.
little does gillian know that all metal wants... is him.
GILLIAN WHY ARE THERE SCUFFMARKS ALL OVER MY PRIZE ROBOT
i have no idea chief
WE'RE SO HORMONAL LIKE THAT, SORRY
Who knew that being assigned to Gillian would give Metal an irresistable urge to grope women?
I THINK JOKE IS A BIT CHARITABLE, REALLY
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DISAGREE WITH ME
GOD WHAT KIND OF MINDREADING MAGIC ROBOT ARE YOU
Haha that was straightforward enough.
Although I have a feeling that everytime we come back here during the game she'll still be dancing here.
oh god am i going to console her or smell her again oh god
Oh. Well that's refreshingly harmless.
YOU NEVER GIVE ME SWEET KISSES, GILLIAN!!!
i'm going to come after you when you sleep
Hahahahaha Isabella you know the score
Metal rolls his little robot eyes.
YOU OLD GEEZER
DUN DUN DUUUUN
Wow, with that available, who'd use sunscreen?
GIBSON D: JEEZ
THIS SOUNDS LIKE FUN
Despite the fact that this was obviously telling me to write this down, I did not write it down and promptly forgot most of it. WOOO
Gillian are you bored already
AT A JAUNTY ANGLE?
NICE TRY, GILLIAN
BUT FIRST LETS PESTER THE CAMEOS!!!
... that's a bottle of sunscreen.
I SEE SOMEONE WAS CUTTING CORNERS
Who knew Seinfeld was a fan of Goemon?
i didn't mean to interrupt you in the middle of your blowjob sir
WHAT IS A MAN? A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS!
god i'm hungry now
I'M NOT YOUR NANNY, GILLIAN!
I assumed this would be another Space Quest type thing where getting drunk gets you information. Also HEY WHY NOT
YOU ARE EMBARRASSING ME
Awww he doesn't even throw up or get dizzy or get mugged or anything what a ripoff
This seems unsettlingly threatening to me.
You won't like me when I'm angry, Gillian.
YOU COVER IT
WITH YOUR ROBODOLLARS
I NOT LIKE YOU DRINKING GILLIAN
I NOT LIKE THAT AT ALL
GOOD TIMES, GOOD TIMES
LET'S GO MAKE A MONTAGE!