Okane ga Nai Episode 2

Rape leads to everlasting love, i win ten bucks



Current Zar note: I eventually branched out from just doing game screencaps to doing them for yaoi as well since a bunch of yaoi is ridiculous. As a warning, if you're unfamiliar with yaoi, it in general plays pretty fast and loose with consent! There is often a lot of "no but yes" on the uke's part and at times it's just flat-out rape. I usually mention if it's rape, but "no but yes" shows up a lot in yaoi so be warned if you are sensitive to that kind of thing! Otherwise it's just something you've got to roll with.

Most yaoi also involves sex so these are DEFINITELY NSFW and are for adults only! As you can probably guess from the subtitle there is a quick rape in this, the seme gets the uke insanely drunk and feels him up, and also the rape in general leads to true love which is upsetting in its own way.

I did this LP (?) in 2008! I left my write-up mostly unchanged.




So you may recall some time ago I tore into this hideous garbage anime called Okane ga Nai, and made clear my hatred for both it and all the horrible cliches that it inspires and embodies. SO OF COURSE SOME HELPFUL SOUL HAD TO TELL ME THAT THERE ARE THREE MORE EPISODES OF THIS BULLS---. AND GIVE ME LINKS TO THEM. WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU?!?!

Considering how much loathing the first episode filled me with, I was interested to see if the upcoming episodes would be just as bad. As it turns out, they are EVEN WORSE!! Especially the third one. I haven't worked up the fortitude to watch the fourth one and not hit myself with a hammer just yet.

I really hate this series is what I'm saying.

We left off last time with Seme and Uke going to some unexplained location to do some stupid thing or another. WHAT IS AT THIS LOCATION? SOMETHING IDIOTIC? YOU ARE CORRECT! Your prize is a punch in the balls.

I hate this series so very very much. Even better, the more I hear the opening song, the worse it gets. It's badly sung and performed and sounds horrible. WHICH IS REALLY JUST VOMIT ICING ON THE SEWAGE CAKE.

So that'd explain why my brother turned into mashed potatoes the other day.

That tiny text there basically says that the original video had some quality problems but they tried to make it watchable. I have no idea why, no one should ever watch this.

QUICK ROLL OUT THE RED CARPET

Get used to this D: face because the uke has one about 80% of the time!!! Hurray!

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You'd think someone would have noticed at some point that Seme constantly looks crosseyed. THAT JUST MAKES HIM HOT AM I RIGHT

Oh god please no

Way to go guys.

Anyway they enter a casino, helpfully established by several shots of casino games. SUDDENLY a shot rang out

well no that'd almost be interesting

INSTEAD

Random besuited men don't care about this.

Seme: HURR HURR

I often borrow money from illegal loansharks and never pay it back. It's a foolproof scam.

Some old dude comes out and is all stop harrassing the pet moron and such. Whatever. I forget, he harangues Seme for some reason or another.

JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER CASINO IN EXISTENCE OH BURN

D:<

OKAY

i wish

I really don't need loving pans of the Uke that emphasize the fact he looks like a ten year old boy okay okane ga nai stop it

I'm sorry you think I'm a scumbag. :(

You know it's really sad how badly I wanted this to be true, even though I knew it wasn't. SOME NICE PERSON TO TAKE UKE AWAY AND END THE SERIES, THAT'D BE GREAT

Actually that would be kind of interesting, if you started some series like this with a cruelseme/helplessuke pair, then had the uke escape and go to a really nice new seme and then just focus on newseme/uke and have the old seme be, I don't know, hit by a semi or something. I'd never see that coming.

Heck, even just an uke switching from one seme to a new one permanently in a series would be a shock.

Tetsuo stop, you're overselling!

stop it

And then i'll go back to my ripping off loan sharks plan, IT'S ALWAYS WORKED!

It does, let's just do that and end the series right now. I'd be completely satisfied.

ugh your EYES

Why are ukes always stupid borderline manchildren, why is this WHY IS THIS

GOD WHY

What does that even mean

At what?

This phrasing makes me think of ZEX for some reason, although I don't want to ever imagine him anywhere near this thing.

SO BASICALLY THE SAME AS BEING WITH YOU, OKAY

Saki-sama is a person, not a club. Unless he owns the club. Did he own the club that bought Uke in the first place, and wants to resell him again? Is that it? I hate all of this so much.

I RAPED HIM TWICE BY THE WAY BEFORE WE GOT HERE

THAT'S HUMAN COMPASSION FOR YOU

do it tetsuo

no one will miss him

That's not how a proxy works.

CAN WE STOP WITH THIS ALREADY

OH YEAH AND IF I WIN YOU HAVE TO DROP YOUR PANTS AND WALK THROUGH TOWN SAYING I AM A NINNY

OH YEAH AND IF I WIN YOU HAVE TO

Whatever just end it already

Twins who don't like each other are nearby. They see someone try to pull a gun! My god, this is full of excitement!

Wow thank goodness that was almost interesting

So there's a chance of seme dying doing this? I am for it.

TEASE. >:(

We play it all the time when we get drunk, it's really hilarious

HAHA NOT THAT THAT'LL HAPPEN WELL ANYWAY

What a dumb looking gun.

Also yeah of course there's no way he can lose if he loads it doooooooy

You may be rooting for the wrong team, Tetsuo. On the other hand, when Seme gets Tetsuo back he may break his fingers, so never mind.

DO IT DO IT DO IT

yeah, with a face like that

it's unfortunate, that's what it is

YEAH COME ON JUST DO IT PLEASE

WE SHARED AN UMBRELLA IN THE RAAAAAAAIN OOOOOH I CAN'T FORGET IT IT WAS THE MOST AMAZING MOMENT OF MY LIIIIIIFE

oh god D---IT I WAS KIDDING

Stalkers should take note: this is how it's really done.

DID YOU WEAR SHOES THREE YEARS AGO WHEN YOU WENT TO GET GROCERIES?

YOU STEPPED ON MY FOOT.

I'M COMING TO KILL YOU.

I think this is a slightly different situation than getting damp.

please let it be loaded

Uke says he doesn't know. Who would. No one would ever care.

YOU ACTUALLY DID BOND OVER THE STUPID BANDAIDS I CAN'T EVEN

I CAN'T

ASRJKASJFJASFFFF

HE RAPED YOU

HE. RAPED. YOU.

i can't even put into words

so much rage

is this really the time

SUDDENLY IT ALL BECOMES CLEAR

this is really not the kind of thing you'd want to do in front of, i dunno, twenty odd some people I would think.

HAHA IT'S SO MUCH FUN WHEN THEY STRUGGLE AND SAY NO BUT YOU DO IT ANYWAY

YOU KNOW THEY REALLY WANT IT

Sparkles and bubbles because ~~~they're in love~~~

Everytime I think they can't find a more unflattering angle for uke, they somehow do.

Please god let it be loaded with a real bullet.

COME OOOOON

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If Tetsuo came to live with them in the house, and thus Uke had to explain what he was doing, or Tetsuo would actually stop Seme when he started raping him, or he and Uke could talk about what was going on, or Tetsuo would make things more difficult for Seme in general, why, that would be interesting!

(Spoiler: That doesn't happen.)

Whatever, who cares. They escape, big deal.

FLAMES.

FLAMES ON THE SIDE OF MY FACE.

Uke asks what will become of Tetsuo, who would be an interesting third wheel and change the dynamic of the whole household, maybe, with his gambling, freestyling, take no rape kind of attitude.

And then we never see Tetsuo again! Yay!

Which is the fun term for rape. I will be raping your cousin.

I will rape your cousin for months on end.

There is nothing you can do about it.

Glad to see you approve.

MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE TETSUO NEVER RAPED HIM YOU PSYCHOPATH.

I can still rape you, right? That's important to me.

I seriously doubt that those two situations are the same, given that I don't think uke's dad RAPED HIS MOM AND THEN FORCED HER TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM TO PAY OFF A COMPLETELY RIDICULOUS DEBT.

Generally, not after they RAPE ONE ANOTHER.

WHAT THE F---

ISN'T THIS SO KAWAII GUYS ^.^ ^.^ THEIR LOVE IS SO TRUE!!!11 XD XD XD

That is such a cop-out and the worst thing was I knew he was going to say this. I hate this show so much.

OH YEAH BY THE WAY I OWN YOU LIKE A PIECE OF PROPERTY

WELCOME TO THE FAMILY

HAHAHAHA IT'S FUN BEING RELATED ISN'T IT

TIME FOR RAPE NOW

HA HA HA HA HA HE LOVES HIM SO MUCH

IT'S SO CUTE ISN'T IT

ISN'T IT

THIS IS SO ROMANTIC!!!!

Seme's family was very strange.

JUST TO KICK YOU WHEN YOU'RE DOWN HA HA HA

and seme has the rules of yaoi on his side where the seme never comes until the very end and only once

AFTER THAT TOUCHING SCENE

OH MY GOD THEY ACTUALLY CALLED IT RAPE

I AM SHOCKED.

NO SERIOUSLY I AM ACTUALLY SHOCKED.

Which makes it even more inexcusable that they don't ever treat it as rape even though they clearly know it was

If only I'd confined him and THEN raped him, then things would be different!

Where do you go to get religiously-overtoned clothing for ten year olds, anyway?

HOW ABOUT THESE FIVE GIANT SAUSAGES HERE?

OH WAIT THOSE ARE MY FINGERS

This height difference is completely ludicrous.

HEY GUYS IT'S RUBY

THANK GOD

I disagree with this statement.

Ruby's going to pop you in the mouth son

you're gonna need a baggy for yo teef

DO IT UKE

RUN AWAY WITH RUBY

SHE PROBABLY WON'T RAPE YOU

Current Zar note: See the previous installment for more details about okama.

HAHA IGNORE THAT TYPO THERE

Oh Ruby. Seme says he's not a homo.

HE'S WEARING A SKIRT. LOOK AT THAT.

Twins who don't like each other consider finding employment somewhere else where their boss isn't a rapist pederast.

DOESN'T THIS JUST MAKE YOU LOVE THE SEME MORE?? TRANS PEOPLE SURE ARE DISGUSTING AREN'T THEY HA HA HA HA HA

I'm honestly puzzled by these asides that clearly, clearly paint the Seme as a horrible person who treats people like garbage, and yet we're somehow supposed to feel sympathy and like him while he rapes the uke. There is absolutely nothing likable about him and it seems intentional that he's unlikable. Since he's not getting punished in any way for his horrible behavior, what's the point of this? Why would you even do that?

Maybe I just don't get this stuff.

I think there was some subtitle mix up here, eh whatever.

OLDEST COP OUT IN THE BOOK.

He's heard you're gay, wants confirmation?

MAYBE IT'S CAUSE I DIDN'T RAPE HIM.

YOU'D BE SURPRISED HOW THAT CHANGES PEOPLE'S ATTITUDES TOWARDS YOU.

HAHAHA SEME TREATS WOMEN LIKE GARBAGE TOO HAHAHA DON'T YOU LOVE HIM EVEN MORE???

A rapist sociopath. Solved the mystery!

Not this again.

NO HE'S NOT???

THERE, THEY CALLED IT RAPE AGAIN

THE ONLY WAY THEY TREAT THIS AS BAD IS THAT IT MAKES THE UKE LESS RECEPTIVE TO FUTURE RAPES

THANKS, YAOI!

Uke calls a cab, just runs away.

Darn it NO

HAHA IRONY

THIS SHOW IS JUST LOTS OF FUN LAUGHS AFTER ANOTHER

And so was their relationship forever torn asunder amen

What would the uke even do, cry about it?

HA

HA

HA

HA

why won't this end

SUCH AN ADMIRABLE QUALITY IN A MAN, THAT HE CAN'T STOP HIMSELF FROM RAPING YOU

MAKE SURE TO PUT THAT IN YOUR SINGLES ADS!

wtf kind of proportions are those

This actually made me lol because the idea of walking around the house, calling someone's name, staring at them, and then walking away really amuses me. "what? What do you want??"

But then they ruined it by having the seme come back. >(

Did uke sneak into a Squaresoft game and steal some clothes what is this

IT'S NOT CONDESCENDING AT ALL, HA HA HA HA! WORKS BEST IF YOU ARE FIVE FEET TALLER THAN HIM.

Scratches at the door and whines all day, sad really.

HAHAHA SUCH AN ADMIRABLE MAN

Oh Twins. YOU TWO NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE.

wtf kind of outfit is that

Dang, those are some impressive rape eyes.

TREAT YOUR RAPE VICTIMS LIKE PET ANIMALS

THEY WILL LOVE YOU FOR IT

AND IT WAS THE HARDEST THING IN MY ENTIRE LIFE TO DO

Why not. You'd think him liking you would make him MORE receptive to a physical relationship. WTF KIND OF MOON LOGIC IS THIS.

WHY NOT WTF SHJAFHAIGAGFF

FFFFFFFFFFFFF

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

THAT IS A FULLBLOWN DRESS NOW.

why not.

IS IT SO HARD TO ASK.

IS IT SO HARD TO JUST ASK IF HE WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU

IS THAT REALLY SO HARD

IT'S NOT IMPOSSIBLE

IT COULD HAPPEN

THE UKE WON'T BURST INTO FLAME IF YOU DO

HAHAHAHA DATERAPE, EVEN BETTER!!

Hahaha he's nearly unconscious from alcohol, now it's time to have sex with him without asking first!

THIS IS THE MOST ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP IN THE WORLD!

I like the glassy stare, like he's barely able to remember his own name. That's the best time to have sex with someone.

Uke, of course, enjoys it. HEY, WHO WOULDN'T ENJOY BEING FELT UP BY THEIR RAPIST AFTER GETTING SO DRUNK YOU CAN'T WALK STRAIGHT?

YEAH, IT WAS ALL A SHOW

HE REALLY WANTED YOU TO RAPE HIM THE WHOLE TIME

THE TEASE

I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A BAD THING

THAT'S WHY I RAPED HIM!

WOOPS!

That makes you forcing yourself on me and then making me have sex with you to free myself from an incredibly irrational debt you keep increasing perfectly fine.

Let's watch Interstella 5555 one more time, there's no rape in that. It's like a different world.

It's almost too easy.

I wouldn't use that word, exactly.

Like you get the vapors at random, uncalled for times! Like right now!

HEY DON'T GO TO SLEEP, I'M NOT DONE RAPING YOU

ACTUALLY HECK, GO TO SLEEP, THAT WON'T STOP ME.

WEIRD TRICKS LIKE RESPECTING YOUR WISHES AND SHOWING RESTRAINT, THAT'S FOR CHUMPS

They get me into your butt a whole .5 seconds faster, and that's a difference you can count.

Ruby, kick him in the butt. Come on, be a pal.

Ruby: i totally got him hurr hurr hurr

Raping people is natural right? I think it is. I'm just going to go with it.

KIDNAP HIM, RUBY

TAKE HIM AWAY

THAT'S WHY I LEFT THE WINDOW OPEN AND ALL MY FLOODLIGHTS POINTED STRAIGHT AT HIM

HA HA HA

HA HA HA HA SEXUAL ASSAULT ON AN INEBRIATED MINOR IS HILARIOUS

I hate every single one of you.

In conclusion I would like to punch the person responsible for this in the face many, many times. Thank you.

Maybe someday I will do the other episodes, God have mercy on my soul.

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