Most yaoi also involves sex so these are DEFINITELY NSFW and are for adults only! As you can probably guess from the subtitle there is a quick rape in this, the seme gets the uke insanely drunk and feels him up, and also the rape in general leads to true love which is upsetting in its own way.
I did this LP (?) in 2008! I left my write-up mostly unchanged.
So you may recall some time ago I tore into this hideous garbage anime called Okane ga Nai, and made clear my hatred for both it and all the horrible cliches that it inspires and embodies. SO OF COURSE SOME HELPFUL SOUL HAD TO TELL ME THAT THERE ARE THREE MORE EPISODES OF THIS BULLS---. AND GIVE ME LINKS TO THEM. WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU?!?!
Considering how much loathing the first episode filled me with, I was interested to see if the upcoming episodes would be just as bad. As it turns out, they are EVEN WORSE!! Especially the third one. I haven't worked up the fortitude to watch the fourth one and not hit myself with a hammer just yet.
I really hate this series is what I'm saying.
We left off last time with Seme and Uke going to some unexplained location to do some stupid thing or another. WHAT IS AT THIS LOCATION? SOMETHING IDIOTIC? YOU ARE CORRECT! Your prize is a punch in the balls.
I hate this series so very very much. Even better, the more I hear the opening song, the worse it gets. It's badly sung and performed and sounds horrible. WHICH IS REALLY JUST VOMIT ICING ON THE SEWAGE CAKE.
So that'd explain why my brother turned into mashed potatoes the other day.
That tiny text there basically says that the original video had some quality problems but they tried to make it watchable. I have no idea why, no one should ever watch this.
QUICK ROLL OUT THE RED CARPET
Get used to this D: face because the uke has one about 80% of the time!!! Hurray!
You'd think someone would have noticed at some point that Seme constantly looks crosseyed. THAT JUST MAKES HIM HOT AM I RIGHT
Oh god please no
Way to go guys.
Anyway they enter a casino, helpfully established by several shots of casino games. SUDDENLY a shot rang out
well no that'd almost be interesting
Random besuited men don't care about this.
Seme: HURR HURR
I often borrow money from illegal loansharks and never pay it back. It's a foolproof scam.
Some old dude comes out and is all stop harrassing the pet moron and such. Whatever. I forget, he harangues Seme for some reason or another.
JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER CASINO IN EXISTENCE OH BURN
I really don't need loving pans of the Uke that emphasize the fact he looks like a ten year old boy okay okane ga nai stop it
I'm sorry you think I'm a scumbag. :(
You know it's really sad how badly I wanted this to be true, even though I knew it wasn't. SOME NICE PERSON TO TAKE UKE AWAY AND END THE SERIES, THAT'D BE GREAT
Actually that would be kind of interesting, if you started some series like this with a cruelseme/helplessuke pair, then had the uke escape and go to a really nice new seme and then just focus on newseme/uke and have the old seme be, I don't know, hit by a semi or something. I'd never see that coming.
Heck, even just an uke switching from one seme to a new one permanently in a series would be a shock.
Tetsuo stop, you're overselling!
And then i'll go back to my ripping off loan sharks plan, IT'S ALWAYS WORKED!
It does, let's just do that and end the series right now. I'd be completely satisfied.
ugh your EYES
Why are ukes always stupid borderline manchildren, why is this WHY IS THIS
What does that even mean
This phrasing makes me think of ZEX for some reason, although I don't want to ever imagine him anywhere near this thing.
SO BASICALLY THE SAME AS BEING WITH YOU, OKAY
Saki-sama is a person, not a club. Unless he owns the club. Did he own the club that bought Uke in the first place, and wants to resell him again? Is that it? I hate all of this so much.
I RAPED HIM TWICE BY THE WAY BEFORE WE GOT HERE
THAT'S HUMAN COMPASSION FOR YOU
do it tetsuo
no one will miss him
That's not how a proxy works.
CAN WE STOP WITH THIS ALREADY
OH YEAH AND IF I WIN YOU HAVE TO DROP YOUR PANTS AND WALK THROUGH TOWN SAYING I AM A NINNY
OH YEAH AND IF I WIN YOU HAVE TO
Whatever just end it already
Twins who don't like each other are nearby. They see someone try to pull a gun! My god, this is full of excitement!
Wow thank goodness that was almost interesting
So there's a chance of seme dying doing this? I am for it.
We play it all the time when we get drunk, it's really hilarious
HAHA NOT THAT THAT'LL HAPPEN WELL ANYWAY
What a dumb looking gun.
Also yeah of course there's no way he can lose if he loads it doooooooy
You may be rooting for the wrong team, Tetsuo. On the other hand, when Seme gets Tetsuo back he may break his fingers, so never mind.
DO IT DO IT DO IT
yeah, with a face like that
it's unfortunate, that's what it is
YEAH COME ON JUST DO IT PLEASE
WE SHARED AN UMBRELLA IN THE RAAAAAAAIN OOOOOH I CAN'T FORGET IT IT WAS THE MOST AMAZING MOMENT OF MY LIIIIIIFE
oh god D---IT I WAS KIDDING
Stalkers should take note: this is how it's really done.
DID YOU WEAR SHOES THREE YEARS AGO WHEN YOU WENT TO GET GROCERIES?
YOU STEPPED ON MY FOOT.
I'M COMING TO KILL YOU.
I think this is a slightly different situation than getting damp.
please let it be loaded
Uke says he doesn't know. Who would. No one would ever care.
YOU ACTUALLY DID BOND OVER THE STUPID BANDAIDS I CAN'T EVEN
HE RAPED YOU
HE. RAPED. YOU.
i can't even put into words
so much rage
is this really the time
SUDDENLY IT ALL BECOMES CLEAR
this is really not the kind of thing you'd want to do in front of, i dunno, twenty odd some people I would think.
HAHA IT'S SO MUCH FUN WHEN THEY STRUGGLE AND SAY NO BUT YOU DO IT ANYWAY
YOU KNOW THEY REALLY WANT IT
Sparkles and bubbles because ~~~they're in love~~~
Everytime I think they can't find a more unflattering angle for uke, they somehow do.
Please god let it be loaded with a real bullet.
If Tetsuo came to live with them in the house, and thus Uke had to explain what he was doing, or Tetsuo would actually stop Seme when he started raping him, or he and Uke could talk about what was going on, or Tetsuo would make things more difficult for Seme in general, why, that would be interesting!
(Spoiler: That doesn't happen.)
Whatever, who cares. They escape, big deal.
FLAMES ON THE SIDE OF MY FACE.
Uke asks what will become of Tetsuo, who would be an interesting third wheel and change the dynamic of the whole household, maybe, with his gambling, freestyling, take no rape kind of attitude.
And then we never see Tetsuo again! Yay!
Which is the fun term for rape. I will be raping your cousin.
I will rape your cousin for months on end.
There is nothing you can do about it.
Glad to see you approve.
MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE TETSUO NEVER RAPED HIM YOU PSYCHOPATH.
I can still rape you, right? That's important to me.
I seriously doubt that those two situations are the same, given that I don't think uke's dad RAPED HIS MOM AND THEN FORCED HER TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM TO PAY OFF A COMPLETELY RIDICULOUS DEBT.
Generally, not after they RAPE ONE ANOTHER.
WHAT THE F---
ISN'T THIS SO KAWAII GUYS ^.^ ^.^ THEIR LOVE IS SO TRUE!!!11 XD XD XD
That is such a cop-out and the worst thing was I knew he was going to say this. I hate this show so much.
OH YEAH BY THE WAY I OWN YOU LIKE A PIECE OF PROPERTY
WELCOME TO THE FAMILY
HAHAHAHA IT'S FUN BEING RELATED ISN'T IT
TIME FOR RAPE NOW
HA HA HA HA HA HE LOVES HIM SO MUCH
IT'S SO CUTE ISN'T IT
THIS IS SO ROMANTIC!!!!
Seme's family was very strange.
JUST TO KICK YOU WHEN YOU'RE DOWN HA HA HA
and seme has the rules of yaoi on his side where the seme never comes until the very end and only once
AFTER THAT TOUCHING SCENE
OH MY GOD THEY ACTUALLY CALLED IT RAPE
I AM SHOCKED.
NO SERIOUSLY I AM ACTUALLY SHOCKED.
Which makes it even more inexcusable that they don't ever treat it as rape even though they clearly know it was
If only I'd confined him and THEN raped him, then things would be different!
Where do you go to get religiously-overtoned clothing for ten year olds, anyway?
HOW ABOUT THESE FIVE GIANT SAUSAGES HERE?
OH WAIT THOSE ARE MY FINGERS
This height difference is completely ludicrous.
HEY GUYS IT'S RUBY
I disagree with this statement.
Ruby's going to pop you in the mouth son
you're gonna need a baggy for yo teef
DO IT UKE
RUN AWAY WITH RUBY
SHE PROBABLY WON'T RAPE YOU
Current Zar note: See the previous installment for more details about okama.
HAHA IGNORE THAT TYPO THERE
Oh Ruby. Seme says he's not a homo.
HE'S WEARING A SKIRT. LOOK AT THAT.
Twins who don't like each other consider finding employment somewhere else where their boss isn't a rapist pederast.
DOESN'T THIS JUST MAKE YOU LOVE THE SEME MORE?? TRANS PEOPLE SURE ARE DISGUSTING AREN'T THEY HA HA HA HA HA
I'm honestly puzzled by these asides that clearly, clearly paint the Seme as a horrible person who treats people like garbage, and yet we're somehow supposed to feel sympathy and like him while he rapes the uke. There is absolutely nothing likable about him and it seems intentional that he's unlikable. Since he's not getting punished in any way for his horrible behavior, what's the point of this? Why would you even do that?
Maybe I just don't get this stuff.
I think there was some subtitle mix up here, eh whatever.
OLDEST COP OUT IN THE BOOK.
He's heard you're gay, wants confirmation?
MAYBE IT'S CAUSE I DIDN'T RAPE HIM.
YOU'D BE SURPRISED HOW THAT CHANGES PEOPLE'S ATTITUDES TOWARDS YOU.
HAHAHA SEME TREATS WOMEN LIKE GARBAGE TOO HAHAHA DON'T YOU LOVE HIM EVEN MORE???
A rapist sociopath. Solved the mystery!
Not this again.
NO HE'S NOT???
THERE, THEY CALLED IT RAPE AGAIN
THE ONLY WAY THEY TREAT THIS AS BAD IS THAT IT MAKES THE UKE LESS RECEPTIVE TO FUTURE RAPES
Uke calls a cab, just runs away.
Darn it NO
THIS SHOW IS JUST LOTS OF FUN LAUGHS AFTER ANOTHER
And so was their relationship forever torn asunder amen
What would the uke even do, cry about it?
why won't this end
SUCH AN ADMIRABLE QUALITY IN A MAN, THAT HE CAN'T STOP HIMSELF FROM RAPING YOU
MAKE SURE TO PUT THAT IN YOUR SINGLES ADS!
wtf kind of proportions are those
This actually made me lol because the idea of walking around the house, calling someone's name, staring at them, and then walking away really amuses me. "what? What do you want??"
But then they ruined it by having the seme come back. >(
Did uke sneak into a Squaresoft game and steal some clothes what is this
IT'S NOT CONDESCENDING AT ALL, HA HA HA HA! WORKS BEST IF YOU ARE FIVE FEET TALLER THAN HIM.
Scratches at the door and whines all day, sad really.
HAHAHA SUCH AN ADMIRABLE MAN
Oh Twins. YOU TWO NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE.
wtf kind of outfit is that
Dang, those are some impressive rape eyes.
TREAT YOUR RAPE VICTIMS LIKE PET ANIMALS
THEY WILL LOVE YOU FOR IT
AND IT WAS THE HARDEST THING IN MY ENTIRE LIFE TO DO
Why not. You'd think him liking you would make him MORE receptive to a physical relationship. WTF KIND OF MOON LOGIC IS THIS.
WHY NOT WTF SHJAFHAIGAGFF
THAT IS A FULLBLOWN DRESS NOW.
IS IT SO HARD TO ASK.
IS IT SO HARD TO JUST ASK IF HE WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU
IS THAT REALLY SO HARD
IT'S NOT IMPOSSIBLE
IT COULD HAPPEN
THE UKE WON'T BURST INTO FLAME IF YOU DO
HAHAHAHA DATERAPE, EVEN BETTER!!
Hahaha he's nearly unconscious from alcohol, now it's time to have sex with him without asking first!
THIS IS THE MOST ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP IN THE WORLD!
I like the glassy stare, like he's barely able to remember his own name. That's the best time to have sex with someone.
Uke, of course, enjoys it. HEY, WHO WOULDN'T ENJOY BEING FELT UP BY THEIR RAPIST AFTER GETTING SO DRUNK YOU CAN'T WALK STRAIGHT?
YEAH, IT WAS ALL A SHOW
HE REALLY WANTED YOU TO RAPE HIM THE WHOLE TIME
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A BAD THING
THAT'S WHY I RAPED HIM!
That makes you forcing yourself on me and then making me have sex with you to free myself from an incredibly irrational debt you keep increasing perfectly fine.
Let's watch Interstella 5555 one more time, there's no rape in that. It's like a different world.
It's almost too easy.
I wouldn't use that word, exactly.
Like you get the vapors at random, uncalled for times! Like right now!
HEY DON'T GO TO SLEEP, I'M NOT DONE RAPING YOU
ACTUALLY HECK, GO TO SLEEP, THAT WON'T STOP ME.
WEIRD TRICKS LIKE RESPECTING YOUR WISHES AND SHOWING RESTRAINT, THAT'S FOR CHUMPS
They get me into your butt a whole .5 seconds faster, and that's a difference you can count.
Ruby, kick him in the butt. Come on, be a pal.
Ruby: i totally got him hurr hurr hurr
Raping people is natural right? I think it is. I'm just going to go with it.
KIDNAP HIM, RUBY
TAKE HIM AWAY
THAT'S WHY I LEFT THE WINDOW OPEN AND ALL MY FLOODLIGHTS POINTED STRAIGHT AT HIM
HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA SEXUAL ASSAULT ON AN INEBRIATED MINOR IS HILARIOUS
I hate every single one of you.
In conclusion I would like to punch the person responsible for this in the face many, many times. Thank you.
Maybe someday I will do the other episodes, God have mercy on my soul.