Miyuki-chan in Wonderland

We're all a little gay here. I mean, mad. Well, both.



Current Zar note: I eventually branched out from just doing game screencaps to doing them for yaoi as well since a bunch of yaoi is ridiculous. I always wanted to do some for yuri as well, but it's harder to find one that works for a post like this than you think. BUT THIS ONE WORKED

Miyuki-chan has nudity and is NOT SAFE FOR WORK in general, although it's pretty tame compared to most things. It DOES have a lot of different women trying to feel Miyuki-chan up and she's not super into it though. It's played off in a fairly silly way but it might bother some, so be aware.

I did this LP (?) in 2011! I left my write-up mostly unchanged.




TIME FOR ONE OF THESE AGAIN now that I've got the technical issues sorted out, haha. I used a lazier method for capping this than for earlier ones, which mostly worked out although I missed a few here and there.

Aaanyway, Miyuki-chan in Wonderland is about the titular Miyuki, who apparently is having some issues with her sexuality, if her dreams and the figures within are any indication. IF THEY ARE DREAMS AFTER ALL OOHHH

It's actually broken into two fifteen minute episodes, but I combined them for your convenience into one post. Huzzah!

So if you were ever curious about what Wonderland would be like if it was filled with women who want to feel you up, then look no further! Also if you enjoy very dated anime.

Oh yeah, there's nudity and lots of suggestiveness but nothing terribly hardcore, as a warning.

NO OPENING SEQUENCE FOR YOU, THIS IS ALL YOU GET

There are two basic themes that play during these little things. There's this tinkling morning music, here, and then there's this WACKY GOOFY theme which, i swear to god, plays through the entire thing. FOREVER

Although they do occasionally add a hilarious saxophone for sexy bits at points.

Miyuki takes a nap at the helm

SO MANY PICKLES AND THE ANGLES

THE ANGLES ALL WRONG

Get all the cliches out of the way here right at the beginning, there we go

right into a lamppost

wait what

As a note the White Rabbit sure sounds happy about being late.

WOOPS

HOW MANY PANTY SHOTS ARE THERE

not as many as you might think, actually

LET'S SEE TONY HAWK BEAT THIS

Lying on a mattress of her hair

I wonder how much hair spray that takes.

Should I go check it out? What do YOU think, audience?

going to wear your skin like a little coat

MORE ANIME CLICHE POSES

MORE

bathe in the blood of the nonbelievers

Everyone loves your name, Miyuki. EVERYONE. :)

Cause it could be so many things

oh is that what you think

is that what you think

HAW HAW HAW

my VAGINA

They're right on my chest here

OH HEY I WAS RIGHT

Funbags, balloons, yayas, it goes on

The discerning woman doorknob always keeps her breasts electrified for security reasons.

Let Granny hug you, oh it's so good to see you again cupcake, you're so big now

This is a fetish somewhere on the internet, I know it. Doorvore or something.

OH GOD LIKE MOLDY CHEESE AND SOCKS

WHAT WAS SHE DOING

Been waiting in that clearing five hours for someone to show up.

Tweedledum and Tweedledee?

And I missed it but they said her name was cute again.

MANNEQUIN LEG FENCING, HAVE AT THEE

Oh well if that's the case we have some sparklers you can play with if you want

what

WE HOPE YOU ENJOYED OUR TREE-THEMED INTERLUDE

PLEASE LET US KNOW IF YOU'D LIKE TO SEE MORE OF THIS IN THE FUTURE

THIS IS THE STRANGEST THING I'VE SEEN SO FAR

If found please return to Trojan

SOME VIDEO GAME PROTAGONIST NEEDS ME, AWAY!

oh yeah why wouldn't it be, everything else has been fine so far

GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME

A moment of silence to mourn this tragic loss.

The furries are up to no good again

might i suggest a bra

TELEPOR'!

let me just get in your personal space here, there we go

I DON'T THINK WE'RE UNDER MY SHIRT

Looks like a... coffee grinder?

gdit you people, can't believe i have to do this

GAK BLAHFGH GKASFHGKK

SO HEY WHAT'S UNDER YOUR SKIRT

CANDY?

TAKE ME NOW, MARCH HARE

WOOPS

The Miyuki-snake is a shy creature

So were the Mad Hatter and co planning on turning her huge all along and then... molesting her while tiny? This is a fetish somewhere.

Air pollution's bad tonight.

FENDING OFF CONSTANT SEXUAL AGGRESSORS FINE, BUT NOT MISSING SCHOOL

THAT WAS ALL I HAD GOING FOR ME

Oh there you are, I was wondering when you'd show up.

BLAAAARGH

And don't say the answer's under my clothes, I've heard that line before okay

Cheshire Cat is bored with your problems.

SEX NOW

Gonna wind up here

DON'T YOU THINK, AUDIENCE?

That's an unfortunate angle for that hair, wow.

EAT YOUR FACE HAHAHAHA

quick we don't have a way to end that scene cut to somewhere else

Is my underwear on backwards?

Man I hate having the rose girls over, they knock over every glass on a table whenever they turn around

And they will have NO interest in molesting me!

Also did you forget your shirt

DURRRR?

What are you looking at, card lady

Paint their hair too. Hair petals? Probably should not think too hard about that.

then why are you painting the roses what the

Wow that looks uncomfortable.

I get the feeling the Red Queen doesn't get a lot of hugs.

I can't believe I have to work with these people, god

I'm over here, Miyuki.

THEY'RE SO DIRTY AND THE OTHER GIRLS JUST DRIP PAINT ON THEM

Just throw the whip at her, why not

We take a break from this animation to give you a few seconds of a Windows screensaver.

can't believe this, this is bs i'm calling my lawyer

Are you going to make me fall down your hole again

HOW WILL MIYUKI GET OUT OF THIS ONE??

oh god IT'S STARTING OVER

Sorry for yelling at you watch, I just lash out sometimes.

IS IT THE BUNNY GIRL AGAIN? ARE WE DOOMED TO AN ETERNAL LOOP OF MIYUKI BEING AFRAID AND YET SOMEHOW DRAWN TOWARDS OTHER WOMEN, A PSYCHOLOGICAL DANCE OF DENIAL AND LONGING

apparently yes

I actually did lol when this came up. it's just so stark and silent. ENDLESS. >:(

LET'S SEE WHAT'S NEXT FOR OUR PLUCKY HEROINE

As with all Alice adaptations, let's pan over the objects in the room that will all be represented in Miyuki's future dreamlike journey-... wait, wait... yes, I'm being told that none of these items will actually be relevant at all, sorry.

THE SAME TIME EVERY DAY

what does it mean

DEEEEEEEEEEEERRR

man, eyes pointing every which way here

This was one of the only clear shots I could get of this sequence, since it was animated kind of slowly and also cheaply. THAT'S AN APPROPRIATE FACIAL EXPRESSION

shoonk

Thank god I landed on this photoshop filter here.

Breastwings never got popular for some reason.

I guess a little less obvious in Japanese, idk

I don't remember Disney's Gargoyles being in Alice in Wonderland!

AND A THIRST FOR YOUR CROTCH

Then I guess she changed her mind and just picked her up, okay

To the land of Fantasia

aaaugh vertigo aaaagh flashbacks to the stone temple from majora's mask nooooo

DO HO HO

This seems like a bad position to be in when someone was just trying to molest you.

Why does the gargoyle have a shackle on her foot? How mysterious.

NO WAY THIS COULD HAVE BEEN AVOIDED

Delicately coming to rest, as everyone does when falling from such great heights.

oh frick we didn't finish a background for this scene

QUICK TURN THE CONTRAST ALL THE WAY UP

HAHA, SUCKER, NEVER SAW IT COMING

if you know what i mean, and i think you do

IT MAKES ME WANT TO SUCK YOUR FOOT FOR SOME REASON

omg those two ladies are being really suggestive with each other i will never recover

I mean they aren't even naked

WE JUST WANT TO LIE AROUND AND TALK ABOUT OUR FEELINGS

Meanwhile, let's go visit Generic Anime Battleground

Tiny Saiyans flying by in the background shooting lasers at each other

MY BANGS ARE MOVING REGARDLESS

JAZZ HANDS!!

what no i just got here

Just accept your desires, Miyuki.

I mean ones with human bodies are a dime a dozen BUT TRANSPARENT WINGS, WOW

Little did she know that the butterfly was just waiting for her to turn her back so she could fly under her skirt

Miyuki heaves a great sigh, so great in fact that it sends the fairy girl flying to her death

WHYYYYYYYYY

THE GODS DEMAND VENGEANCE

The many falling poses of Miyuki, now for sale

Not pictured: Humpty Dumpty breaking into a million pieces

Are you blushing, Miyuki?

What kinda mileage do you get on a flying chair

DUUUUUUUUH

Did I not mention that, sorry

BUT WELL IF YOU INSIST

WHICH PAWN

YOU GUYS ARE BEING SO VAGUE

Suddenly I feel like playing Battle Chess.

I missed it here, but the Red Pawn "took" the White Pawn. CAN YOU GUESS WHAT THIS WILL ENTAIL?

Wow I've never seen that position before, they're not even touching the ground

They weirdly didn't zoom in on this, as one might expect.

Miyuki's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

Wait what really

Another thread added to the rich tableau of Miyuki's personal sexual landscape

Don't remember porno posing being part of the requirements but alright

Little late to stop now, she's pretty much done

You'd really think Miyuki would put up more resistance, hahaha! Thank you, thank you

WHOOPS

The chilling face of evil.

GASP

Not until Miyuki accepts her desires, anyway.

Bit of a tonal shift there, song

lol that butt, wow

wait her clothes are wet but her hair is totally dry?

OF THIS CAR, I SWEAR TO GOD

send help

wait who's the angel in the corner there, i don't remember seeing her

ANYWAY THAT'S ALL FOR MIYUKI haha that was fun though

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