Miyuki-chan has nudity and is NOT SAFE FOR WORK in general, although it's pretty tame compared to most things. It DOES have a lot of different women trying to feel Miyuki-chan up and she's not super into it though. It's played off in a fairly silly way but it might bother some, so be aware.
I did this LP (?) in 2011! I left my write-up mostly unchanged.
TIME FOR ONE OF THESE AGAIN now that I've got the technical issues sorted out, haha. I used a lazier method for capping this than for earlier ones, which mostly worked out although I missed a few here and there.
Aaanyway, Miyuki-chan in Wonderland is about the titular Miyuki, who apparently is having some issues with her sexuality, if her dreams and the figures within are any indication. IF THEY ARE DREAMS AFTER ALL OOHHH
It's actually broken into two fifteen minute episodes, but I combined them for your convenience into one post. Huzzah!
So if you were ever curious about what Wonderland would be like if it was filled with women who want to feel you up, then look no further! Also if you enjoy very dated anime.
Oh yeah, there's nudity and lots of suggestiveness but nothing terribly hardcore, as a warning.
NO OPENING SEQUENCE FOR YOU, THIS IS ALL YOU GET
There are two basic themes that play during these little things. There's this tinkling morning music, here, and then there's this WACKY GOOFY theme which, i swear to god, plays through the entire thing. FOREVER
Although they do occasionally add a hilarious saxophone for sexy bits at points.
Miyuki takes a nap at the helm
SO MANY PICKLES AND THE ANGLES
THE ANGLES ALL WRONG
Get all the cliches out of the way here right at the beginning, there we go
right into a lamppost
As a note the White Rabbit sure sounds happy about being late.
HOW MANY PANTY SHOTS ARE THERE
not as many as you might think, actually
LET'S SEE TONY HAWK BEAT THIS
Lying on a mattress of her hair
I wonder how much hair spray that takes.
Should I go check it out? What do YOU think, audience?
going to wear your skin like a little coat
MORE ANIME CLICHE POSES
bathe in the blood of the nonbelievers
Everyone loves your name, Miyuki. EVERYONE. :)
Cause it could be so many things
oh is that what you think
is that what you think
HAW HAW HAW
They're right on my chest here
OH HEY I WAS RIGHT
Funbags, balloons, yayas, it goes on
The discerning woman doorknob always keeps her breasts electrified for security reasons.
Let Granny hug you, oh it's so good to see you again cupcake, you're so big now
This is a fetish somewhere on the internet, I know it. Doorvore or something.
OH GOD LIKE MOLDY CHEESE AND SOCKS
WHAT WAS SHE DOING
Been waiting in that clearing five hours for someone to show up.
Tweedledum and Tweedledee?
And I missed it but they said her name was cute again.
MANNEQUIN LEG FENCING, HAVE AT THEE
Oh well if that's the case we have some sparklers you can play with if you want
WE HOPE YOU ENJOYED OUR TREE-THEMED INTERLUDE
PLEASE LET US KNOW IF YOU'D LIKE TO SEE MORE OF THIS IN THE FUTURE
THIS IS THE STRANGEST THING I'VE SEEN SO FAR
If found please return to Trojan
SOME VIDEO GAME PROTAGONIST NEEDS ME, AWAY!
oh yeah why wouldn't it be, everything else has been fine so far
GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME
A moment of silence to mourn this tragic loss.
The furries are up to no good again
might i suggest a bra
let me just get in your personal space here, there we go
I DON'T THINK WE'RE UNDER MY SHIRT
Looks like a... coffee grinder?
gdit you people, can't believe i have to do this
GAK BLAHFGH GKASFHGKK
SO HEY WHAT'S UNDER YOUR SKIRT
TAKE ME NOW, MARCH HARE
The Miyuki-snake is a shy creature
So were the Mad Hatter and co planning on turning her huge all along and then... molesting her while tiny? This is a fetish somewhere.
Air pollution's bad tonight.
FENDING OFF CONSTANT SEXUAL AGGRESSORS FINE, BUT NOT MISSING SCHOOL
THAT WAS ALL I HAD GOING FOR ME
Oh there you are, I was wondering when you'd show up.
And don't say the answer's under my clothes, I've heard that line before okay
Cheshire Cat is bored with your problems.
Gonna wind up here
DON'T YOU THINK, AUDIENCE?
That's an unfortunate angle for that hair, wow.
EAT YOUR FACE HAHAHAHA
quick we don't have a way to end that scene cut to somewhere else
Is my underwear on backwards?
Man I hate having the rose girls over, they knock over every glass on a table whenever they turn around
And they will have NO interest in molesting me!
Also did you forget your shirt
What are you looking at, card lady
Paint their hair too. Hair petals? Probably should not think too hard about that.
then why are you painting the roses what the
Wow that looks uncomfortable.
I get the feeling the Red Queen doesn't get a lot of hugs.
I can't believe I have to work with these people, god
I'm over here, Miyuki.
THEY'RE SO DIRTY AND THE OTHER GIRLS JUST DRIP PAINT ON THEM
Just throw the whip at her, why not
We take a break from this animation to give you a few seconds of a Windows screensaver.
can't believe this, this is bs i'm calling my lawyer
Are you going to make me fall down your hole again
HOW WILL MIYUKI GET OUT OF THIS ONE??
oh god IT'S STARTING OVER
Sorry for yelling at you watch, I just lash out sometimes.
IS IT THE BUNNY GIRL AGAIN? ARE WE DOOMED TO AN ETERNAL LOOP OF MIYUKI BEING AFRAID AND YET SOMEHOW DRAWN TOWARDS OTHER WOMEN, A PSYCHOLOGICAL DANCE OF DENIAL AND LONGING
I actually did lol when this came up. it's just so stark and silent. ENDLESS. >:(
LET'S SEE WHAT'S NEXT FOR OUR PLUCKY HEROINE
As with all Alice adaptations, let's pan over the objects in the room that will all be represented in Miyuki's future dreamlike journey-... wait, wait... yes, I'm being told that none of these items will actually be relevant at all, sorry.
THE SAME TIME EVERY DAY
what does it mean
man, eyes pointing every which way here
This was one of the only clear shots I could get of this sequence, since it was animated kind of slowly and also cheaply. THAT'S AN APPROPRIATE FACIAL EXPRESSION
Thank god I landed on this photoshop filter here.
Breastwings never got popular for some reason.
I guess a little less obvious in Japanese, idk
I don't remember Disney's Gargoyles being in Alice in Wonderland!
AND A THIRST FOR YOUR CROTCH
Then I guess she changed her mind and just picked her up, okay
To the land of Fantasia
aaaugh vertigo aaaagh flashbacks to the stone temple from majora's mask nooooo
DO HO HO
This seems like a bad position to be in when someone was just trying to molest you.
Why does the gargoyle have a shackle on her foot? How mysterious.
NO WAY THIS COULD HAVE BEEN AVOIDED
Delicately coming to rest, as everyone does when falling from such great heights.
oh frick we didn't finish a background for this scene
QUICK TURN THE CONTRAST ALL THE WAY UP
HAHA, SUCKER, NEVER SAW IT COMING
if you know what i mean, and i think you do
IT MAKES ME WANT TO SUCK YOUR FOOT FOR SOME REASON
omg those two ladies are being really suggestive with each other i will never recover
I mean they aren't even naked
WE JUST WANT TO LIE AROUND AND TALK ABOUT OUR FEELINGS
Meanwhile, let's go visit Generic Anime Battleground
Tiny Saiyans flying by in the background shooting lasers at each other
MY BANGS ARE MOVING REGARDLESS
what no i just got here
Just accept your desires, Miyuki.
I mean ones with human bodies are a dime a dozen BUT TRANSPARENT WINGS, WOW
Little did she know that the butterfly was just waiting for her to turn her back so she could fly under her skirt
Miyuki heaves a great sigh, so great in fact that it sends the fairy girl flying to her death
THE GODS DEMAND VENGEANCE
The many falling poses of Miyuki, now for sale
Not pictured: Humpty Dumpty breaking into a million pieces
Are you blushing, Miyuki?
What kinda mileage do you get on a flying chair
Did I not mention that, sorry
BUT WELL IF YOU INSIST
YOU GUYS ARE BEING SO VAGUE
Suddenly I feel like playing Battle Chess.
I missed it here, but the Red Pawn "took" the White Pawn. CAN YOU GUESS WHAT THIS WILL ENTAIL?
Wow I've never seen that position before, they're not even touching the ground
They weirdly didn't zoom in on this, as one might expect.
Miyuki's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
Wait what really
Another thread added to the rich tableau of Miyuki's personal sexual landscape
Don't remember porno posing being part of the requirements but alright
Little late to stop now, she's pretty much done
You'd really think Miyuki would put up more resistance, hahaha! Thank you, thank you
The chilling face of evil.
Not until Miyuki accepts her desires, anyway.
Bit of a tonal shift there, song
lol that butt, wow
wait her clothes are wet but her hair is totally dry?
OF THIS CAR, I SWEAR TO GOD
wait who's the angel in the corner there, i don't remember seeing her
ANYWAY THAT'S ALL FOR MIYUKI haha that was fun though