Wishing Star of the Seven Nights, Jirachi

Cute legendaries only lead to trouble



Current Zar note: I eventually branched out from just doing game screencaps to doing them for Pokemon movies as well cause why not, who's going to stop me. I did this LP (?) in 2012! I left my write-up mostly unchanged.




HAPPY NEW YEAR, TIME FOR POKEMON!

I don't really have any strong feelings about this movie either way. It's just sorta there for me. BUT this is the first movie of the Advanced Generation, meaning Ash has some new friends and some new outfits, as well as new Ruby/Sapphire Pokemon! How exciting.

Putting these posts together takes some time, and it's not taking the caps that actually sucks up the most. Cap taking is super easy, I even have Fraps set to just automatically take a cap every second then I just watch the movie. The real time consuming part of the process is sorting through the caps afterwards. There I get rid of duplicates, unneeded dialogue, action sequences that don't work, that kind of thing. The Pokemovies are particularly tricky because they tend to be an hour and a half. A thirty minute show will usually run around 300-400 caps, but Pokemovies without some cutting easily run over a 1000. LJ will usually only let you post about 600 or so an entry before the entry gets too long. IMPORTANT TRIVIA.

So most of the time spent with these is whittling down the caps to try and get under that limit. I could squeeze the Lugia and Celebi movies under the size limit (Lugia at 533, Celebi somewhere around 550-600), but the Mewtwo, Entei, and Lati movies ran longer.

So I went through the caps for this over and over, deleting more and more each runthrough, and then when I did a count after the last sweep, I noticed I had 777 caps. HOW AUSPICIOUS! Considering the name of the movie, I thought it was appropriate.

Again I've seen none of the Pokemon movies dubbed after Mewtwo Strikes Back, so I have no idea if there were changes between languages. Also this was done by what seems to be a competent subbing group, so no amusing Kabutobooses or MR Jirachis in here I'm afraid.

hi ho-oh

AAAAAGH

Hi Mewtwo what's up

I actually picked up a subbed copy of Mewtwo Returns lately, I should look into capping that at some point.

OOO OOO WHAT COULD IT BE

oh it's you, never mind

NOW WE CAN INCREASE THE NUMBER OF POKEMON FOREVER AND OUR MOVIES WON'T BE INCORRECT

HA HA HA HA!

check out my sweet marbles

Hi default trainer from Ruby and Sapphire

Classy ladies always make time for Pokemon battles.

Solrock you suck.

was that a black boy who just ran by

Shouldn't Camerupts be in a volcano or something?

tee hee. tee hee.

DON'T MIND ME, JUST LOOKIN DUMB OVER HERE

Team Magma! If you didn't play Ruby/Sapphire, there were two opposing teams that replaced Team Rocket. Team Magma looked for Groudon so they could make more land for Pokemon to live on, and Team Aqua looked for Kyogre so they could make more water for... water Pokemon to live in I guess. Magma had such better outfits. Look at those little hoods!

God knows this always works out

FINALLY MY PINECONE COLLECTION IS COMPLETE

BUT ENOUGH OF THAT

who can now WALK ON WATER

not that i'm an expert or anything but that seems like a bad thing to do while flying

EXPLODE YOUR POKEMON

BE THE BEST

Here are the two new companions Ash will have for the AG movies, uh... Masato and Haruka are their Japanese names... I forget their english ones. Max? May? That sounds kind of right. Eh whatever.

Treecko don't play by the rules.

Beautifly just picks up May and carries her off

happens every day in Pokemon world

DON'T GET TOO EXCITED TO SEE THESE POKEMON

THEY WON'T BE DOING MUCH

If you're in the wrong theater, feel free to leave now.

Excalibur Fansubs REALLY wants you to know they subbed this, apparently.

I just like Brock, what.

WOW IT'S MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN I IMAGINED

well time to eat one of the pokemon i guess

THE MASKED MURDERER IN THE BUSHES HAD OTHER PLANS

I just sort of like how Pikachu is curled up here.

OH BOY THE POP TRUCKS ARE HERE

I've mentioned before that I always like how Pokemon are incorporated in the movies into people's daily lives. SO IF YOU WANT TO SEE A POKEMON CARNIVAL WELL

DO I HAVE SOMETHING IN STORE FOR YOU

just passing through, don't mind us

Don't worry, it happens to a lot of Wailmers!

Gotta set up the inflatable Wailmer mutter mutter this was supposed to be my day off baaaah

Illumise you look kind of unhinged

and you are

Wait how does that work

haha wow

did you graduate from the Yu-gi-oh hairstyling school

There's a big sequence in here with a lot of magic setting up this big inflatable tent but I cut it. IMAGINE IT IN YOUR HEAD.

Kind of an ugly tent though.

is that how train tracks work

JUST IN TIME TRACK BUILDING

Random odd note: this movie has no intro theme. Which is bizarre, since the show had Advanced Adventure as its first opening which is fun and peppy and it probably would have worked fine here. And almost every movie has an opening theme, in fact I thought only the Manaphy movie didn't have one (because it sucked). But I guess not. WHATEVER.

deeeeeeeeh

ash suffers a psychotic break in the middle of a game of bumper cars

OW

this is my favorite attraction

HI TEAM ROCKET nice outfits

that's right buddy

meowth knows where you live

man i could go for a chocolate banana

What kind of color scheme is that

COTTON SWAB BIRDIES EVERYWHERE

pikachu that's probably bad for you

WE KNOW YOU LOVE US OUT THERE, BABY

have a hat mightyena

BRAVO!!!

BEHOLD, A PINECONE!

as previously implied

She's a robot!

awooooo i couldn't help taking caps of Mightyena, i like them :B

the fanciest mightyena

and why are they talking to me

i'm a minor character

i probably do less than brock

what's going on here

GIANT POINTY ROCK IS THE MOST ADORABLE LEGENDARY EVER

gonna run up onto this stage where all the dangerous pyrotechnics were

why not

:smug:

i swear i can't take you anywhere

no candy for you when we get home

This is said in English in kind of a hilarious way.

well

it's not going to suck itself

trick! Did I say trick?

Diane your eye appears to be sliding off your face here.

and now you're just generally walleyed, what the

cmon what are you chicken

what's the worst that could happen

THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU RUN DOWN THERE??

it makes me want to ram this ice cream into my head

HI WE'RE TEAM ROCKET, WE'RE THE BEST PART WHEEE

Hyper Beaming small children, what could go wrong

He says Dangerous in English too, hehehe.

or we're just going to get murdered on stage OF COURSE THERE'S A TRICK TO IT MAX

what's YOUR deal

I HATE YOU ICE CREAM CONE

This is probably the best shot of this guy in the whole movie. Just as a note.

HOPE YOU DON'T MISS AND TAKE OUT THE AUDIENCE INSTEAD, HA HA HA

and organs peppered those sitting in the front row BRAVO BRAVO

Actually they drop down below the stage onto this thing here or something, shooooom

THE PRESTIGE

i did most of it

oh no who saw this coming

i just like how pikachu is sitting in his hood

NOW TO MOSEY ON OUT OF TOWN

YEEHAW

Why the glasses, James

sort of an odd thing for a clown to have

ARE YOU A-TAKING PIKACHU?

MAGIC MIGHTYENA aren't a Pokemon's psychic powers basically magic

i just liked this pose

GOTTA DANCE

ALSO THE MONEY, WE'RE SO HUNGRY

The attack that burns people?

Yeah, looks about right.

TADAAAAAAAH

DO 100 DAMAGE

MAYBE

I WANT TO SEE MORE PEOPLE DIE YAAAAAAY

lol that guy in the bottom right

just bask in it Ash

WHEEEEEEE

man what is wrong with the faces in this movie

this giant pinecone, just take my word for it

cause god knows a kind hearted young boy will protect you against every evil organization in the world

although to be fair Ash does a pretty good job of that.

ARE YOU SURE IT'S NOT ASH

REALLY

WE'RE GOING TO GET MARRIED

do you buy that

immediately drops it on the floor and shatters it

diane is concerned and also her hair doesn't look quite as stupid as usual, it's like there was one team of artists that could draw her hair competently and another that was just GIANT TRIANGLE OFF THE HEAD, KAY DONE

Real Wailord or a balloon? WHO CAN SAY

I just really love that Wingull balloon.

HELP WE'VE BEEN ON THIS ROLLER COASTER FOR HOURS SOMEONE MAKE IT STOP

I'm indeterminately Native American!

Also it's a convenient way to keep track of the plot! I MEAN

NO WAIT I WAS SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT AFTER YOU BOUGHT IT

i can't make up my mind is what i'm saying

i'm a rock kid

i can't see anything

loooootad

Hey that van sure doesn't fit in with the background! Well anyway

i don't need a comet, i can just cuddle my sharp and pointy rock creature instead

i remember when i used to cuddle rocks like that

I LOVE YOU

I just like Pokemon decorations.

OH HEY

boop

duuuuuurrr

I GUESS WE WERE JUST TOO BORING FOR HIM

wait what happened to their mom anyway, is she dead

ANYWAY May sings this lullaby that will reprise as the ending theme of the movie. I'll get more into it when we get there. I have the soundtrack for this movie, but I don't think the singing in it made it onto the cd. HMM.

JUST TAKE MY WORD FOR IT

back to lookin at the comet i guess

does it do tricks or something

that's it i'm out of here

NO MATTER WHAT I DO

Giant glowing telepathic rocks

IT'S THE TAALO

Meanwhile, Absol.

BACK TO OUR STORY

hahahahahaha

Eh, I guess Jirachi could look worse (cough manaphy cough)

brock waaaviiiing

DID YOU USE TOO MUCH HAIRSPRAY AGAIN

DON'T GET SUSPICIOUS

I MEAN DON'T WAIT UP

gdit then why did i even come here

wait is that it

i want a refund

diane is concerned.

YOU BETTER GIVE ME MY WISHES JIRACHI

IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU

IT'S MY LEGENDARY POKEMON FOR ONCE

DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME

no if you want to make a sucky stupid wish that's your right

i'm not judging you for your terrible wish that's dumb and stupid

is that like blood

YOU DON'T KNOW ME

Potato chips? Cookies? B&B brand tan blobs.

lol max's eyes

BUY A BAG OF CHEESE

So hey I know all your candy is disappearing but I want my licorice whip already, just give me my reciept

FREE MARKET

I WANT ALL THE NAKED LADIES MY POOR EYES CAN STAND

I was expecting Jirachi to like explode here but I was sadly disappointed.

OH GOD THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE

that's why you gave me this legendary pokemon right

Diane honey you're walleyed again.

The freelance schadenfreude squad arrives!

No you didn't.

AAAAA

THE MOOOOOOOON

wait what

YOU DEAL WITH THE REPERCUSSIONS OF MY ACTIONS NOW WELL BYE

yeah sure why not

I sure know a lot about Jirachi! Anyway.

Max that's kind of creepy.

AND YOU'RE POSSESSED!

TIME TO RIP OFF YOUR SKIN

God knows how many times I've been bored and gone clowning.

hahahahahaha no seriously let me get a picture

no i won't post it anywhere

HAVE FUN DOING ACTUAL WORK

SUCKERS

I BET IT'LL BE DIFFERENT TONIGHT

FIRST I HAVE TO GO WANDER THIS HUGE CARNIVAL FULL OF PEOPLE BY MYSELF FOR THE ENTIRE DAY WHEEEEE

That other one though, whatta douche.

BECAUSE POKEMON ARE EQUAL TO PEOPLE

maybe

that seems dangerous

WINGUUUUUULLL

hehe, the balloon. I forget that's Makuhita isn't it? I always forget that thing's name. I think Hariyama was its evolution?

POKETEACUPS

Did I mention I'm the leader of Team Plasma

I love you

There's our binocular segue!

LOOK UP MY SKIRT INSTEAD

This may sound random from Meowth but if I recall correctly the Pikachu short for this movie was Gotta Dance! where I think Meowth made a secret base, sang Polka o Dolka, and then a bunch of Pokemon danced it to the ground. I've never seen most of the Pikachu shorts. :B I have heard Polka o Dolka though! It's super catchy. It was also dubbed into English with the exact same melody if you're curious.

Oh yeah, for those who never played RuSa, Secret Bases were a game feature. You could make your own Secret Base in various places and you could decorate it with items and neat stuff. :B

Oh Team Rocket.

Meanwhile, Absol.

I'M KIND OF BUSY

NO MY GLASSES

I CAN'T PUSH THINGS WITHOUT MY GLASSES

such language

cause it looks like you failed

again

I WAS THE ONE WHO RAN THE THING INTO A BLOCK THAT MADE IT TIP IN THE FIRST PLACE BUT IT'S JIRACHI'S FAULT

LOOK OUT FOR THAT TRAIN

GONNA POP YOU LIKE A GRAPE

hey what's goin on

oh god i'm going to end up on the news aren't i

Not a legendary! But sure shows up a lot regardless.

Thank goodness for this cushion here

Delayed reaction syndrome

OH GOD NOOOO I DON'T WANT TO DIIIIEEE

LOOK AT HOW BIG ABSOL IS HERE

JESUS

Butler is unmoved.

wait how does that work

place in water, instant pokemon!

SO I HAVE TO KILL YOUR FRIEND'S POKEMON NOW

His power level is so high! I don't know if my body can take it!

YOU GUYS HAVE OTHER POKEMON

WHY DON'T YOU USE SOME OF THOSE?!?!

check out my magic cane button

I'm really sad I didn't get a better cap of this but a trapdoor opened below Absol and it was like BAM

duuuuuuuh

I knew leaving a cage under the stage would come in handy.

Does Hypnosis (a psychic attack) work on Dark type Pokemon? I can't remember right now.

OH WELL ALL IS FORGIVEN I GUESS

I MEAN IT'S NOT LIKE JIRACHI COULD DO THAT TO ANY ONE OF US FOR ANY REASON

you do what i want or i'll wish you into the cornfield

REMEMBER ME?

I just appreciate that Pokemon actually considers what people who wear glasses have to do, like take them off when they go to sleep. Unlike some things I could name.

boop

HEY BUTLER YOU DOING ANYTHING SUSPICIOUS OKAY GOODNIGHT

wait how did you get jirachi wasn't max just snuggling him two seconds ago

THEY WERE GOIN DOWN TO POP'S PLACE FOR A MILKSHAKE

PROBABLY

I mean just because a Pokemon said to bring disasters showed up

the what

what since when

check out my cool rock

gasp

You know if Groudon is the Pokemon that created all the continents, wouldn't the entirety of the ground be part of Groudon's body?

GUESS HOW THESE TWO THINGS GO TOGETHER!

THINGS SEEM TO BE GOING WELL

death by dust inhalation must be a big problem in the Pokemon world

HAHAHA BURNED YOU GOOD

does Groudon just vomit up lava everywhere, is that what happens

rare angle where his hair doesn't look ridiculous

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

what are you like 12

Psychic does whatever we want!

I WANTED TO KILL HIM FIRST NO FAIR

Throughout this whole sequence Jirachi is screaming in agony, it's sort of uncomfortable.

i could walk on air

jirachi please there are children present

pyew

WHOOPS

EXPLOSIVE DAMAGE AIN'T NOTHING

Dusclops: :B

Diane I can't take you seriously when your eyes look like that

Butler throws Diane to the ground. YOUR EYES UNSETTLE ME

Psychic picking up an entire kid here!

THIS KIND OF SUCKS

have him get me a coke from the machine for free

We trust you immediately, evil guy's assistant!

Our chance to watch them from above and not do anything!

Mightyena's jaws could crush your fingers.

You know, before he sold out.

THAT'LL SHOW THEM FOR DUMPING MY BOOKS

walleyed again

And considering the top notch grunts they employ with their eight dozen Zubats and Sevipers, that's a pretty low bar.

You know, that whole wishing subplot we apparently forgot about.

THAT'S MORE INTERESTING THAN A WISH RIGHT

This comet right here!

you aren't jealous are you Ash

Thank god that boy was born in this region!

Is he in his office in the bathroom?

HE HAS TO SEE HIM JUMP THAT SHARK!

Fools. They'll never suspect a thing.

I TOSSED YOU TO THE GROUND BUT WHAT IS THAT REALLY

beep beep

OOPS

now how will butler track them?!?!!

boop

just grinding up roots for my alchemy here don't mind me

we could use our sleeping bags but no this hard jagged rock is good too

so what's wrong with your eyes

WHY DOES YOUR HAIR KEEP CHANGING SHAPE

The blender that ate people was definitely a surprise, can't fault him there.

Wow I guess someone's parents were loaded.

SOMEDAY I'LL BRING ABOUT THE END OF THE WORLD

WON'T YOU BE SURPRISED THEN

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Hold on gotta get these hot pants on screen

AND HIS DREAMS WILL BE CRUSHED AND HE'LL BE A DEPRESSED LIFELESS HUSK, DRIFTING FROM SHOW TO SHOW WITH NOTHING TO LIVE FOR, PLIANT TO MY EVERY DESIRE BECAUSE HE JUST CAN'T MUSTER UP THE ENERGY TO CARE ENOUGH TO PROTEST

IT'LL BE WONDERFUL

Meanwhile, Absol.

For some reason they play an instrumental version of Advanced Adventure HERE. WHY?

Cup noodles for the comedy relief on the go

i wonder what would happen if i just let it roll backwards

could we wish the truck out of the mud

just throwing that out there

SEE YA SUCKERS

saved this cap just for may's face

it's beautiful

booooo

p

This may look like I cut this entire day for space but no actually pretty much nothing happened.

LIKE DAGGERS IN MY HEART, YOUR INFERNAL CHARM

since your sister can't be bothered to come talk to you or anything

Thank you Ash that's what I was thinking.

I'M COMFORTED BY YOUR VAGUENESS

No really is this it

cause it's kind of disappointing

Cotton swab birdies are an epidemic in Hoenn.

PIKMIN!

I GUESS IT'S NOT COMPLETELY STUPID

I GUESS

days just flew on by

I'LL KILL YOU

I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU AND YOUR POKEMON FRIEND GO TO SLEEP

WASTE YOUR TIME TOGETHER

gonna take it on you jirachi

oh noooo hey the glasses on his backpack kind of make it look like groucho marx

this shot makes me uncomfortable

derp

she sings the lullaby again, as a note

oh look

a comet

let me show you my twostep

no weren't you listening

BRELOOMS SAY HI

going to feast on your dead bodies

anyway into a cave yada yada

what is this again

TOO BAD KID, I GOT BUSINESS TO ATTEND TO

Is it too late to give this a pro-environmental slant? No? Put it in!

Oh no

THAT ENTIRE WALL WAS A CANVAS HA HA TRICKED YOU

wait what did that have to do with opening jirachi's heart

i mean from what i assumed jirachi would come and do this every 1000 years regardless of how open his heart was

So wait Butler put a tracking device on them, then it fell off, but he didn't need it anyway since he got to Fonz before them (how?), set up a fake cave and laser capturing things, rebuilt his entire Jirachi machine, hoisted it up on a set of huge cables, and then just stood up there for hours waiting for them to get there while no one noticed?

I guess that would be a pretty good trick.

THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED ME TO DO FOR YOU RIGHT

gonna take my jirachi balloon here and go to the carnival

a comet, where have i seen a comet lately

pyew pyew

They're not here Butler

aside from in your mind, constantly laughing at you

Nazca Pokelines!

Anyway his weird pink things set up a shield around them, which Pikachu tries halfheartedly to shock down. When that doesn't work they just stand there helplessly.

Apparently it was up to Absol to figure out that if they attacked the generators they could take down the shield. Way to go guys.

CAUSE I'M NOT COMING BACK FOR YOU

I GUESS WE'LL JUST WAIT HERE... THEN...

LOOK AT HOW BIG ABSOL IS HERE

IT'S AS BIG AS A HORSE

raaa

HEY YOOOU

YOOU SUUUUUCK

GET OFF MY LAWN

Actually never mind, let me ride you for a while instead! Whee! Whee!

BUT WAIT I DON'T KNOW

well i'll just stand here and give pikachu moral support i guess

zzzz

Jirachi's fine, relax jeez

THAT WAS PRETTY EASY HUH

But the Groudon lines aren't done!

i'm perfectly fine you baby, i do this every thousand years

I GUESS WE'LL DO OKAY ON OUR OWN, WHATEVER

WE DIDN'T WANT TO GO FLY A DRAGON ANYWAY

I like how Max's glasses are askew here. THANK YOU FOR PAYING ATTENTION POKEMON

diane just keep your head at that angle for the rest of the movie okay

HEY SOMETHING'S HAPPENING

...huh

SORT OF?

oh I'LL take care of it i guess

wait what

what

what

RUN POOCHYENA

vaguely worried swablu

I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT I AM BLAAAAR

So why would Groudon, a ground based pokemon, use water based gel tentacles to attack things? I guess lava tentacles would be a bit hardcore.

what do YOU think Diane

WHOOPS

Meanwhile, inside the Groudon's belly

The Brelooms don't really seem that upset.

LOOK OUT IT'S GOOLIX

You know they never explain what happened

I assume it's because they pulled Jirachi out of the machine too early and it didn't get finished or something.

WHOOPS

she actually pushes him out of the way here

JUST THOUGHT NOW WAS THE TIME

did i fall into fist of the north star all of a sudden

TOO SLOW

GET CAUGHT IS THAT WHAT YOU SAID

jirachi finally decides to do something

HAAAAAAAAAAAAX

JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW OKAY BYE

that's sort of creepy pokemon

anyway chase scene yada yada

IT'S A GOOD THING I INCLUDED THAT FUNCTION IN CASE THIS HAPPENED

OOPS

WAAABLBALALABABLABALBABLAAA

Salamence is the stupidest looking dragon of all. There, I said it and I won't take it back. Everything about it is terrible looking.

WHY NOT

TAKE YOUR TIME GUYS

diane's taking this well

I JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW THAT

I just thought this shot was kind of cool. Here's the bigger version.

GODZILLAAAAAA

BUTTERFINGERS

lucky you have me to cover for your failures, butler

you didn't see me fumble that canister ignore that

HEY WHATCHA DOING

OR NOT

butler you kind of suck at this

I GUESS I'LL DO IT, SINCE YOU'RE SO BUSY

is that what we were doing, i was just going along for the ride

YOU REVERSED THE POLARITY, HOW DARE YOU

HI I'M BACK

WELL BYE

YOU'RE ALL DEAD

I'M JUST GOING TO... PRESS YOU INTO MY MOLTEN STOMACH HERE

THAT'LL SHOW YOU

jirachi you couldn't have done this earlier or anything

GAH

wow that's a creepy shot pokemon

wtf

NIGHTMARES FOR YOU

kablooey

hey honey you okay

did you see how awesome my evil groudon was

i can't wait to try again

i forsee a lot of children with terrible hair being born

MORE FILTERS ON JIRACHI! MORE! PUT ALL OF THEM ON HIM! DO IT NOW!

but you cannot pass

BUT THE WORLD WON'T UNDERSTAND

BUT ME THE MOST RIGHT

RIGHT

actually we didn't spend a lot of time hanging out with you jirachi it was mostly you and max but okay

WOW WHO SAW THIS COMING

DURRRRR I FORGET THE WORDS

at this point actually the voice actors do a better job than the animation. Max stares at Jirachi blankly here, but his voice actor is choking back tears as they sing the song.

grief is beautiful

let us bask

HEY WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING

WAIT I SHOULD HAVE DONE THIS EARLIER

bloop

huh

i'm over it now by the way

I LOVE YOU TEAM ROCKET

This movie features a comet.

in the middle of the wilderness with no connection to the outside world and no shelter or food

what could happen

BUT I WANTED TO DO MAGIC okay yes honey

looking at plants is better than amazing children and adults alike with my impossible feats of sorcery

you don't deserve an answer.

Subtext? idk who cares

Brock says, having taken all of his steroids at once.

BOOOOOOOO

my very own pokemon stalker

finally!

Alright, the ending song for this movie is Chiisaki Mono, or the Small Things. It's nice I guess, but not my favorite. However I do run a Pokemon song exchange site and Chiisaki Mono was, by far, the most requested song to be sent to people. People really liked this song I guess. More interestingly, this song was dubbed into English as Make a Wish and it completely kept the original melody, and even went back into the original Japanese and the two languages even combine for a duet at the end!

May gets tired of walking and throws a tantrum like a five year old.

YOU AGAIN??

you got lucky this time may

max isn't feeling it

HEY THESE CONSTELLATIONS LOOK FAMILIAR

for the record i am god awful at constellations

Ah, the ancient myth of the Machoke squeezing a Seviper. Old as time.

Is that the castle from the third movie?

max how are you doing that

MAX YOUR EYES

get a gardevoir scribe today!

oh what, that's only one star.

and we're going to have to hike all of it

LOOK AT MY SUB LOOK AT IIIIIIIIIITTTTTT

Next up, the Deoxys movie!

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