Haru wo Daiteita Episode 2

We're not porn stars anymore! Maybe.



Current Zar note: I eventually branched out from just doing game screencaps to doing them for yaoi as well since a bunch of yaoi is ridiculous. As a warning, if you're unfamiliar with yaoi, it in general plays pretty fast and loose with consent! There is often a lot of "no but yes" on the uke's part and at times it's just flat-out rape. I usually mention if it's rape, but "no but yes" shows up a lot in yaoi so be warned if you are sensitive to that kind of thing! Otherwise it's just something you've got to roll with.

Most yaoi also involves sex so these are DEFINITELY NSFW and are for adults only! Jack pushes Iwaki down and ends up having sex with him that he doesn't seem very into, and another guy forces a kiss on him and it's implied he assaults him in general.

I did this LP (?) in 2010! I left my write-up mostly unchanged.




SINCE I HAVEN'T DONE ONE OF THESE IN A WHILE

Anyway you may remember Jack and Iwaki from our previous installment, where being a porn star is great and there was cousin-screwing and Jack broke into Iwaki's apartment and moved all his stuff there when he wasn't looking. WHAT HAVE THESE TWO SCAMPS BEEN UP TO SINCE THEN? WILL SOMEONE HAVE THROWN A MONKEY WRENCH INTO THEIR CLANDESTINE LOVE AFFAIR?

Oh yeah, probably not safe for work but it's not that bad, all things considered. SOME NUDENESS THOUGH.

Also contains one of the most awesome screencaps I've ever taken.

I'm glad I bought that fisheye lens for my camera.

FOOOOOOCUS, FOOOOOOOCUS

Jack what are you up to

PRESSING DOWN THE CAMERA BUTTON WAS JUST TOO HARD

THEY WERE SO FAST

is that a bird up there

Lets go to Iwaki for all the news.

As usual it is a >:| day, with occasional spots of >:(. Back to you Tom

I remember you three images! Back for another rousing round of flashcards I see.

kiss kiss window

Credits are the same, nothing of note there.

Just like it's raining in Iwaki's heart.

HELP SOMETHING'S SMOTHERING ME

OH GOOOOOOOOD

that was wonderful, was it good for you too

om nom fingers om nom

woah what was i doing

>:( is what i have to say, all day every day

woman's land, tee hee

FLASHBACK!

seems a safe guess given you're angry like 90% of the time

WHAT GAVE YOU THAT IMPRESSION

Since you started sleeping with some chick? Just throwing that out there.

AAAAAAAAAAA

That you wouldn't cheat on me, yeah

I HAVEN'T GIVEN YOU AN EXPLANATION OR ANYTHING YET FOR WHAT HAPPENED BUT BELIEVE ME!!!

believe in my... ability to cheat on you and get caught?

IT'S OVER, JACK

oh is that how it is

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT JACK

darn it this was my good shirt, you're paying for that

that's always nice to hear in a relationship

I'm almost positive this is the same footage of this from the first part.

Let me just shove these bananafingers in here, there we go.

well there were pictures jack

and you haven't given me any explanation

you're just kind of raping me

that about sums it up

look could you not

GOD WHAT DO I PAY YOU FOR

oh yeah that's real attractive thanks

let go of my sausages you fiend

Looks like fun.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

shan't

I wish there was a way I could convey how weakly Iwaki pushes this off the bed. It is the feeblest push ever.

RAAAAAAAAIN POOOOOOOOOOOURS DOOOOOOOOOOOOWN

Iwaki since when do you smoke... white filtered cigarettes?

Actually I think Jack's doing the clinging but hey

Iwaki you didn't finish your previous thought honey

Dropped from a high shelf, and where will all the king's men be then?

Leaving mud everywhere I SAID WIPE YOUR SHOES GOD

Well that was quick.

YES SIR MR PRESIDENT

All female audience again.

Yeah you really look troubled.

I PROBABLY COULD HAVE EXPLAINED INSTEAD OF RIPPING OFF HIS SHIRT BUT WHATEVER

IT CONTAINED SHOES!

Not trying to guilt trip you or anything BUT WHY WON'T YOU CALL YOUR POOR PARENTS EVERY NOW AND THEN

no pressure BUT WE'RE SO LONELY WITHOUT YOU, ALL ALONE AND WE NEVER HEAR FROM YOU

no pressure

You know at no point as anyone explained what Iwaki's excuse here IS. Was she a sister, a cousin, a friend, what? Did they sleep together or not? Who was she? WHY WON'T ANYONE CLARIFY THIS

IF HE CHEATED ON IWAKI THEN THAT'S A DOUCHEY THING TO DO

I like the girls that seem stunned in disbelief. Especially that one in the back.

yeah i'm here, whatever

what are you staring at

I just liked this shot since it looked like he had dot eyes. Here's a bigger one.

BOATCHIBI EYED JACK

And it better be good.

Did you like my magical appearing hand trick

how dare you

Snake and Otacon have a quiet night at home.

Colonel Campbell, you scamp.

YEAH THAT'S IT, NOTHING ABOUT YOUR AFFAIR OR ANYTHING WHO CARES

>:(

I was deeply moved. Giddy you could say. :|

GOD

who the hell are you

who

oh he's from the manga, look don't make eye contact okay

i...what?

what

when?

MOW ME DOWN WITH YOUR CAR FIRST

gonna make your skull into an ashtray

CAN YOU GUESS WHERE THIS IS GOING

fretting, yes that's how i'd react

they are driving about 20 miles on the freeway

no i'm not making that up, seriously

You did?

ONE! SINGULAR SENSATION!

Oh god he's still talking why is he still talking

YOU DIDN'T SEE ME SMILE IGNORE THAT

laydeeeeez

target sighted

ARE YOU THE SOLID SNAKE??

YOU WERE WITH FOXHOUND BACK WITH MY FATHER, WEREN'T YOU??

WAR ISN'T LIKE THE MOVIES KID

oh my gaaaaaawd

wait

there we go

TEE HEE HEE~

Colonel, I've made contact with our target. Everything is going according to plan.

Eventually someone's going to notice all the !s around here.

Hold on, gonna pop my neck out of this shirt collar here

WHERE COULD THIS BE GOING GUYS??

and you are...?

Jack that's kind of unhealthy.

Why wouldn't he be if you're BOTH successful actors?

Marsha put your dress back on this second

my word

FFFFFFFFFFSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH

Then why did you go?

THAT'S ALL THEY DO IN VINCI

i mean, overseas

STOP RIDING MY BUMPER

odd choice of locale but whatever

by grabthar's hammer

That look on your face kind of says it all, Snake.

lol nice face

Something about terrorists, nukes, you know

WAIT TIL I TELL OTACON

Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha

excuse me

THERE WAS NEVER AN EXPLANATION FOR THAT BY THE WAY

DID HE CHEAT ON HIM OR NOT

AND WHY

did i leave the oven on

here let me just take your virginity, there we go

you smell like dead animals and cigarettes, by the way

THERE CAN NEVER BE ANOTHER SOLID SNAKE

yes that's exactly the kind of thing i'd say in this kind of situation

I'M NO HERO. I'M JUST A DOG OF WAR.

what

wow way to help out there reporter guy

i'm sure iwaki will be fine with the rape and all, you just take your pictures

It seems weird to have your bed so closed in on every side, maybe it's just me.

HMMMM

OH NO

Anyway we cut to this important conversation.

That seems like an odd way to hold a hair dryer.

YOU'RE DEAD, WHOEVER SAID THAT

Snake that's a terrible insult.

SOMEONE FRAME THIS SCREENSHOT AND PUT IT IN THE SMITHSONIAN

let me present it full-sized so you can appreciate its beauty NO I THINK I LOST IT well here it is blown up bigger at least

this makes every single screencap i've ever taken worthwhile.

CAN JAZ IMPROVE ON SUCH BRILLIANCE?

MY GOD

SNAKE

REMEMBER THE BASICS OF CQC

this butt is not kojima quality

HUUUUUUUUUUUH

Snake's cigs seem properly filtered.

Did Jack and Iwaki actually talk about what happened at all or did Jack just assume and fly off the handle or

WHATEVER

PUNCHING THIS DOOR, THAT'S HOW!

Director: *ROLLS EYES*

that's one way to phrase it i guess

1 - Wasn't that Snake's plan all along, to reveal that he and Iwaki were having an affair, so wouldn't that be what he wanted?

2 - Given that Jack just recently had an affair of his own, does he really have a place to go judging other people for having affairs? Well I guess his fangirls would support him either way but still.

Just want to point out that the animation on his arm here is so so lazy.

i gotta get to my step aerobics class

Park right here, why not.

i have a lion car. :(

IT IS "FROG"

or "pant" i forget

t-minus ten seconds to an emotion

WHAT DO YOU THINK, AUDIENCE?

welp gotta go

kid no one knows who you are or what you want

what are you talking about

buy a giant green couch and save!

hi honey how was work

blaaaaar

oh hi i didn't know you were home

MAYBE??

oh yeah, way back when, whatever

get off my back, DAD

oh god he's still staring at me, what do i do

MY TEARS ARE SO ANGRY

Jack you're kind of controlling.

PEOPLE

PEOPLE SLOW DOWN AND READ YOUR SCRIPTS

YOU ARE SKIPPING LINES ALL OVER THE PLACE

your hair smells funny

stay. staaaaaaaaay.

YOU'RE JUST

TOO

STUPID

Reject what exactly

PEOPLE, WE HAVE SCRIPTS FOR A REASON

as Iwaki stares at the floor, defeated

I'm really enthused about the prospect, as you can tell.

i have work tomorrow, you jerk

MY INTENSE EYEBROW KISSING, WHO COULD SLEEP UNDER SUCH AN ONSLAUGHT??

what just happened to my mouth

this is an... odd shot

EWW

I'VE GOT A TRIAL IN TEN MINUTES, LET'S GO GO GO

exact same shot from the first oneAGH YOUR HANDS

lol

uh huh yeah whatever

OW WHAT ARE YOU DOING

OW LOOK JUST GET OFF

i was supposed to say something, what was it

well whatever

is this a butt? am i looking at a butt here?

SO IT DIDN'T COUNT, HA HA HA HA HA

Iwaki sure is objective about his molestation.

after all NO ONE DOES

MOODSWINGS FOR EVERYONE

what is wrong with you, honestly

wow that's flattering

Just like war.

He looked just like Abraham Lincoln.

I SHOULD HAVE STAYED IN ALASKA

ABUUUUUUUUUUUUH?

that kind of sums the whole thing up

stalk stalk stalk stalk

LOVE LOVE~

duna DUNAAAAA

oh hey bob, come around here often, ha ha ha

NOT THAT LONG AGO, HUH

And so Jack and Iwaki's story comes to a close. I'm kind of tempted to do something like this for a yuri thing or something, but resources to find that seem to be a bit harder to come by. AH WELL

unless you guys have suggestions

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