Fallout

Made by Interplay, released in 1997

Rollin down Deathclaw Highwaaaay



Current Zar note: I did this LP in 2011! I left my write-up mostly unchanged.




LET'S GO BACK TO THIS WHY NOT

I HAVE NO MEMORY OF WHAT I WAS DOING so we will discover it together

I think I killed a dude or something. Let's go with that!

Oh right I just killed off this kingpin or something. His thugs are awfully mouthy considering I blew Decker's face off.

MRS STAPLETON

MRS STAPLETON

I NEED TO FIND A BOOK

I THINK IT WAS... BLUE

Anyway Alex explained a bit more about books to me a while back so I went and did some reading.

RIP OFF

Did I do something different here? Or did I go up a level? WELL HERE'S MY STATUS SHEET

ugggh i don't wanna go on the caravan

don wanna

I think I talked to these guys before but I think I restarted or something. WELL LET'S TALK TO EM AGAIN

phew i was sweating bullets guys

Hightower Hightower... did I kill a Hightower? Eh.

LET'S VISIT MY HOMETOWN

Nothing new there.

Jumped by Raiders! NOOO DOGMEAT

Knocking the air and also the brains out

This armor is super sweet guys. It's pretty kk-kkk. (how do you onomatopeia that noise anyway?)

NO NOT IN MY EYE AAAAA

A TIMELIMIT PERFECT I WAS LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO COMPLETELY FORGET ABOUT AND THEN REGRET LATER

Adytum, that's new.

well let's talk to that marine over there

Pardon me, my mistake.

I'm going to be spending a lot of time in this town aren't I.

WHAT ARE SKAGS

Sounds fun.

I SENSE INFO DUMPS AHEAD

WHAT ARE SKAGS

In the future there is always time for errands.

If I recall they got me all radiated last time yeah eff those guys

what da want woop woop

what da want woop woop

dude i'm not even in the same room as you

An inhabitant of Adytown?

YES THANK YOU i'm glad YOU said it

Well this situation seems pretty cut and dry, no questions here.

hahahahahaha no no keep going, i'm sorry

yeah whatever i'll take any job you throw at me why not

Lots of interior manholes in the future.

GET OUT OF MY WAY IAN

AAAAA

Anyway I was dumb and ended up doing something here that ended up with me inventory juggling for way too long without any benefit, but I cut that.

Scientists are well known for their colorful smocks.

I SMART DUH HUH

SAMAEL? I'M SOLD!

oh right the mission, right

HAPPY MUSHROOMS

this looks like a tent

WILL YOU SPREAD YOUR WINGS AND ENGULF THE TOWN IN DARKNESS?

in the future there is no time for words that are more than one syllable

Go rob this dude's body, got it.

The last one I fought wasn't so tough. I can take em.

A MOAT??

sounds like my kinda people

strange things a doin, strange things a comin

around here

probably unrelated

CMON I COULD JUST PICK IT UP AND CARRY IT

WHY NOT

yeah we're sick of hearing about the rain bob

get a job

just gonna stand on your cabbages in my radioactive armor here

Radic says, filing her nails.

BOOOOOOOGUS

woop, did these out of order

FUTURE RAVE PARTY!!!! oontz oontz oontz

Quiche Lorraine.

IT'S A PRETTY BIG BONEYARD

VERY SPREAD OUT

not a lot of people really

stupid broken vaults, should have kept the warranty

THIS CONTRADICTS MY EARLIER INFORMATION!

Totally missed this guy apparently.

He's very insistent we use his nickname for us.

NO TALK TO ME

MEEEEE

what does miles do again

huh well whatever

He didn't have anything interesting on him though.

GANGS AND THEIR NIGHTCLUBS

Well that clears it up.

That's an imaginative name for a razor company. Why not THE SHAVERS while we're at it

I'm also the area's local source of silly accents.

I'M A LADY THANKS

Gonna go play Deathclaw fetch.

I HEARD YOU GUYS EAT CHILDREN

TRUE/FALSE?

So one side is losing kids, and the other side is losing parents. Surely there is no connection.

or SHAVER as she's also known

Mmm nuka cola

I'm sure they're very appreciative.

I HEAR YOU BUDDY

WHAT IS THIS METRIC SYSTEM BS

THIS IS AMERICA

well can't argue with that

can do

I'm glad they're repeating this a lot because I would completely forget otherwise.

uh huh WAIT WHAT

WHAT

did i just have an acid flashback what just happened

uh kay bye

People in LA being very concerned about the rain. Seems accurate.

all spoken at once the minute i walk in the door

Let's talk to Razor! Weren't you in Maniac Mansion?

WHAT WITH YOU LOOKING JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE HERE

Another errand! Wooooo!

Aww. I don't wanna kill you now. I'll go do something else instead.

Eh this place looks big I'm gonna go somewhere else

Pff Deathclaws what are they gonna do

MY ARMOR WILL PROTECT ME

HAHAHAHA!

oh frick there are two of them

long story short i got killed. OOPS. I then got frustrated and quit. SO PERHAPS WE WILL SEE WHAT HAPPENS TO THE GUNRUNNERS NEXT TIME!

sidenote: oh my god i started this over two years ago

wtf

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