Fallout

Made by Interplay, released in 1997

Brotherhood of GET OUT



Current Zar note: I did this LP in 2011! I left my write-up mostly unchanged.




In the last edition, I went to the Glow and got some stuff so the Brotherhood of Steel would let me join them. I don't know what that'll accomplish in the long run, but it was something I could do so I did it!

So what secrets do the Brothers hold?

WHERE WAS I FOR THE PAST FIVE DAYS I HAVE NO IDEA OH GOD

Now as fasr

THERE WAS OTHERS BEFORE ME??

I dunno if the editors just got lazy at this point, or if Radic just speaks weirdly. I do like the questions without question marks though, haha.

Radic says, rolling her eyes.

Something tells me I probably should have asked these dudes this beforehand. OH WELL

SURE, WHATEVER

It's mine! MINE!

Nah they'll probably get all sulky if I keep it.

WOOOO EXPERIENCE

We WILL be getting a birthday clown for Susan's party! NO Carl, there will be no bouncy castle! I swear to god I will kill you

That seems a bit shortsighted but hey you're the turbomonks.

Then he just repeated himself. Lame!

Let's check out this squeaky clean elevator.

What, this? It's a... condition, that's all.

Woah, I didn't think they'd actually put in things like this for a female character. Interesting.

YOU GOTTA FIGHT THE POWER, SISTER

vreeeeeeeeeeeeee

Will this ever pan out into a Brother/Sisterhood of Steel? HMM.

I wonder how long it took them to come up with that emblem. I guess they gotta spend their time doing something down here.

HI GUYS :D

I'm not following.

Buncha mooks.

Hey, this guy looks important.

Rhombus, huh? When do I get to hang out with Isosceles and Equilateral and Hexagon and Parallelogram?

"So the apocalypse has hit, what's your new cool name gonna be? I'm gonna be Toblerone. Ha ha ha!"

"I'm Thorgaxx!"

"I'm Kragdor!"

"I'm really feeling Rhombus on this one."

"Wait, what?"

YOU DISSIN ME RHOMBUS

CMON CMON CMON CMON

Sheesh, some quadrilaterals can be so sensitive.

Quarter bouncing is the only fun pasttime here.

Well that should be easy enough.

STANDING ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THAT TABLE, GET OUT OF MY WAY

Looks like some dudes are training in here.

For anything, weren't you listening?

Hey, it must be the mysterious mutants they told me to kill!

But he has four equal sides, and don't let anyone ever tell you differently.

Gotta track down all these nerds, got it.

SMARTMOUTHING WILL NEVER GET ME IN TROUBLE

I like picturing her saying this with a :D face.

Nice moodswings there, Talus.

WAIT THAT'S AN OLD GUY?

MY INTEREST IS SUDDENLY PIQUED

You apparently can't talk to the training dudes. Lame.

JUST HOLD ME

JUST SAYIN

be a knight be a knight

ONLY IF YOU WANT TO but you should

NO PRESSURE

We all look the same but take my word for it!

A beautiful pirouette

That's some good focus there kid

GOD RHOMBUS GET OVER IT

And then it teleported me outside??

whaaaaaaaaat rhombus got me kicked out of the brotherhood

WHAT IS YOUR DEAL RHOMBUS GOD I WAS JUST CURIOUS

grumble grumble

Might as well do some other paths while I'm here.

I too hope to someday be an oversensitive crybaby.

I went and reloaded and redid the BUT WHY ISN'T A SISTERHOOD conversation path just to see what'll happen, then kept going.

ARE YOU A HYPERSENSITIVE WHINER

I JUST HAVE A HUNCH

and people who just keep SASSING ME WITH THEIR DIRTY MOUTHS

YOU'RE OUT OF THE BROTHERHOOD

I should probably go there.

You're boring, Rhombus. Time to tweak you a bit.

YEAH, I'M REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO IT

Huh, not instabanning me this time, Rhombus? WHAT ARE YOU, CHICKEN?

yaaaaaawn

Eh, nothing else interesting here. Looks like he only kicks you out for pressing about rumors. MAN I HAVE SOME LUCK

Let's move on

Gotta have our tvs on weird organic pedestals, it's the law.

woah galerians flashback

THESE PLAYBOYS AND NINTENDO POWERS ARE SO FANTASTIC

Strangely compelled to find a turbine engine and leap inside

I tried using my science ability on the computers to no avail. CURSES

A Scribe and Knight share a tender moment.

Come back later at midnight. Ask for Rocko.

Oh hey, these sound kinda neat.

Ouch, that is a lot of time.

Scripts? Not caps? Man you guys don't have your own currency do you

WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN

YOU SAYIN I'M DUMB

THAT'S WHY I WANT THE OPERATION

I dunno, what do you guys think? Should I get an operation, and which one? :O

Man, still radiated. CAN I GET THAT FIXED NOW?

YES THIS IS SWEET

AND IT WAS FREE

BROTHERHOOD YOU ARE FORGIVEN ALL YOUR SINS AGAINST ME

After I check your lockers here

Jerry seems a little excited.

Let's keep going!

Modern reel to reel devices! So amazing.

Haha enthusiastic Scribes. Keep up the good work.

You look familiar for some reason.

Chuckling indulgently at my quaintness

Wait I thought I already knew how to do this. OH WELL

WOOHOO FREE CHEMS

WOOO MORE HOLODISCS

Meters? KILOGRAMS? IS THE ONLY WAY TO CONVERT THE US TO THE METRIC SYSTEM A FULLSCALE NUCLEAR WAR?

Oh dang, can I give Vree my FEV info? Dang, I don't think so. She'd probably appreciate it. Ah well.

I forget if I already posted this or not. WELL HERE YOU GO

BUT WHERE ARE ALL THE BOOKS

SOME people, looking over at Vree

hahahaha this is the best response

buuut I don't want to get kicked out again, so

AND KNOWLEDGE OF HISTORY WILL BE VERY IMPORTANT WHEN THE SUPER MUTANTS COME AND DEVOUR OUR FLESH

let's download this info here

That's not really a lot of history to absorb, honestly.

SOMETHING WRONG WITH THE COMPUTER YOU SAY

But sadly I could not fix it.

This looks promising.

DANG THIS PISTOL SOUNDS SWEET

i must get one of these

There was sadly nothing in the Stuff.

SCREW YOU GUYS, I'M GOING HOME

it's so gauche

SO THAT'S WHY RHOMBUS WAS SO SENSITIVE

HE THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO COME BETWEEN HIM AND HIS BEAUTIFUL POWER SUITS

I guess I better get this guy a Systolic Dealybob.

Man nothin in these lockers. WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE YOUR VALUABLES OUT IN PLAIN SIGHT SO I CAN STEAL THEM, GUYS

i'm just gonna kick back in here for a bit

WERE YOU THE GUY WHO IRRADIATED ME IN A CHURCH??

do i know you people

SO CONFUSED

What could be on the final floor?

Someday I hope to be as equally sided as him.

Looks important.

HEY GUYS AM I INTERRUPTING ANYTHING

GONNA BRING MY DOG IN IF THAT'S OKAY

yeah sure why not, don't got anything else to do

Guess the elders don't mind me poppin in and saying hi

BUNCH OF EMPTY POINTLESS ROOMS

so pointless

You guys look important, just standing in this room staring at a wall

Sounds legit

Wait I didn't ask you a first question

Also aren't you that guy from Shady Sands?

WOOOO MORE DISKS

a what

PROBABLY NOTHING I'LL HAVE TO DEAL WITH

Well that was sorta pointless.

SO MANY ROOMS

Man nothin goin on here

Sweet, an objective.

UUUUUUH

wait i think i messed up

ah well

Sweet.

This armor looks like my old stuff. BUT IS IT BETTER?

Oh dang it is.

Uh alright

Easy enough

Notably more complicated

LET'S DO THE EASY ONE FIRST

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