EarthBound

Made by HAL Laboratories/APE, released in 1995

Summers, Eternal Tourist Trap



Current Zar note: I did this LP in 2007! I left my write-up mostly unchanged.




With the same person or someone else? :O

Oh yeah, I forgot last time but here's the music for Summers. Just nice, relaxing summery music.
And here's the Mother 1+2 CD version!
And a live version courtesy the Bound Together project

And I forgot these last time, so I'll put them here.

Runaway Five to the Rescue!
Pokey's Aerial Escape!
And the Bound Together remix of Pokey's theme, Vector Point Engineering Water Buffalo. It took me a while to recognize Pokey's theme in this, actually...it's still pretty awesome though.

Look who's talking lady with a UFO on her head

It's hard for me to imagine Ness looking serious. Hehe. I just see him with that goofy smile. Paula and Jeff yeah I can see that.

HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING CAN I SIT HERE WHERE'D YOU GET THAT BLANKET SO HOT ENOUGH FOR YA???

Even Summers isn't safe! :O

BIG MAN, HITTING A GIRL.

Hahahaha wusses.

I imagine this guy saying this with a forced smile and an undertone of bitterness.

I hear something familiar...

THERE YOU ARE PHOTOGUY! Ness has yet to pay attention apparently.

There we go.

Jeff: Here too!? How does he do this? How did he get here? Did he take a plane?

Paula: Just accept it, man.

Ness: :D

Heh, looks like I missed the shutter closing that time. Ah well.

Gah

Kraken soup is awesome, restores your health completely. Not your PP though but still, Kraken soup is where it's aaat.

HAhaha I'm picturing this big sloshing bowl of soup and everyone trying to shove it in Ness's little backpack.

"Don't spill it! Don't spill it! Do you know how much this cost?"

"CAN'T WE JUST EAT IT NOW?"

We don't have a birthday do we I'm SICK of birthdays

D:

YOU DON'T FOOL ME, I SEE A BEER IN YOUR HAND BUDDY

bum babababum bum BAAA BAAA BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Hahaha right on the table. I wonder if that granny noticed?

Jeff: okay this is just getting silly

Paula: I hope he didn't land in that ladies food. :O

Ness: SMILE GUYS :D

Granny seems no worse for wear. :O

Thank you for clearing that up.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaahahaha

If you can't surf, port! If you can't port GO HOME

::smears hands all over car::

This store freaked me out for a bit because I thought the graphics were glitchy, then I realized it's just got palm trees painted on it. :B

WE'RE GOING TO RUN AROUND AND SQUEAL AND PLAY CHILDREN'S GAMES AND SCREAM TOO SO I HOPE YOU ENJOY

So that's why that guy can't surf!

JESUS CHRIST.

Thankfully due to my Foppy expfarming, I have enough money to outfit everybody, although it did take a huge chunk out of my cash. I COULD AFFORD IT THOUGH THAT'S WHAT COUNTS

I hate the Stoic Club. We'll see more of it in a bit.

Yeah no kidding

I hope that guy didn't fall in love with the bird.

Scaraba's a happenin place. :O

FINE, JEEZ.

SPECTACULAR

Hahaha looks like Tomas Jefferson got himself another job.

HELLO AGAIN PHOTOGUY

Paula: AGAIN?

Jeff: Well, it IS a tourist trap I guess.

Ness: :D

Oh photoguy.

Yeah that would be pretty hard.

OOOOH THAT GARY!

And who doesn't love the sun!

Hey, it's the hint guy! I guess he decided to get some air.

pff not at that price

Workin on my tan

Didn't Monotoli say something about pyramids? Let's go!

Sure, whatever.

Mr. Spoon and Mr. Fork have a love hate relationship I guess.

Hehehe

OOOO I'LL GET YOU SOMEDAY POKEY

What is there an orgy in there LET ME SEE

Get some jewelry. Got it.

Haha, I was wondering.

YES :< GOD I HATE THE KRAKEN

Hahahaha I don't know why but this just seems like the weirdest thing to say to me

Dogs talk but cats don't? What is this.

Then what kind of grave robber are you

I lied about making 50,000 dollars from home, AND SO CAN YOU!

Everything's expensive around here.

Alright!

Hahaha hi Tony. I was wondering what you were doing.

Me? :O

Alright, sure.

Yeah, you got it, Tony.

Aww Tony you just asked for my name it's alright.

Aww.

As Del said "So CUTE. Take care of him, Ness, or he will cut you. He will cut you like a bitch."

It's not Jeff's fault he has to go save the world. :O

Yes Tony

bye tony

BYE TONY

GOODBYE TONY

Paula: snerk.

Jeff: I'd appreciate comments about this being kept to a minimum.

Ness: Heh. Sure, no problem.

All the cats are non-sentient. :O

Well then why'd you even ask you jerk

I am afraid of my wife though

Get dude's wife to make some magic cake again, got it.

Moo

You should go to Onett, there's a guy who plays it there!

I feel like english is a second language for this guy.

OPEN THE DOOR, KITTY

Yeah, that's a good point.

What the THE HOTEL HAS A PAYPHONE summers you rip off

So that's done anyway.

Pardon me.

For the right price apparently

Two floor hotel! No wait, three floor hotel! Dang.

Yeah, sounds about right.

Summers is in another country? Dang.

He's got a point.

The room you stay in does have a nice view. :O

Landing between the second and third floors. It IS a very pretty hotel.

Anyway, what's the haps at the Stoic Club

OH, THIS IS ONE OF THOSE PLACES

Yeah right.

YAWN.

Hahahah that's how I got through my philosophy classes. "That's a very complicated issue...zzz."

I do but it makes me want to punch them in the head

Hahahaha so it's like a college coffeehouse then.

Aha, I need that magic cake. For some reason.

Hahaha I like the image of someone in the middle of some pretentious philosophical nonsense suddenly standing up and going I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!! and running out.

Yes.

Woah sorry I was dozing off there yes magic cake please

YES PLEASE JUST STOP TALKING

Wow, that was easy enough.

Heh, so it says different things every now and then.

There she is! I will finally get my hands on some magic cake. Mmm, magic cake. Why is that making me hungry.

SURE DID ALL THE WAY FROM TOTO

Okay, sure.

Woah, special magic cake indeed. :O Magic cake!

What's happening to Ness and his friends? Are we going to have another trippy monologue, or are we heading to Moonsummers? What kind of drugs were in that magic cake? Find out next time!

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