EarthBound

Made by HAL Laboratories/APE, released in 1995

Super Dry Dance



Current Zar note: I did this LP in 2007! I left my write-up mostly unchanged.




I decided I might as well finish off the desert today, then we can start fresh with Fourside tomorrow. What's the point of this desert, anyway? SURELY IT HAS ONE.

Hey, Mobile Sprouts! Haven't seen these in a while.

The Monkey Maze music is kind of bizarre and upbeat, fitting for monkeys
Bound Together remix Monkeys Fling Poo, which is really pretty good I think

Haha RUN ALL YOU LIKE YOU CANNOT ESCAPE ME

THAT SOUNDS LIKE AN INVITATION.

Hmm, he IS silent.

Neat!

I really didn't think the bones would respond when you'd talk to them but Earthbound surprises me yet again!

Do you see that tiny, tiny black pixel there? It's one single black pixel.

Why yes there is also a white pixel in the desert you can find. Sadly, you can't reunite them or anything. But you can help exchange messages!

HI PHOTOGUY WANT TO SEE THE BLACK SESAME TOO?

Jeff: it's too hot oh god not again

Paula: neeessss make him go awaaaayyy

Ness: :D

Shwoooop

Sunbathers!

SAFHASIHGSHAGIASHG I JUST WENT TO STARMEN.NET TO GET A MAP OF THE DUSTY DUNES DESERT TO SHOW YOU GUYS AND THEY'RE OFFERING SOME OF THE ROCK CANDY CDS FOR DOWNLOAD AND AUSFIAYHGUI YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I'VE WANTED TO HEAR THESE AND AAAAAA

uh what was I doing. RIGHT. The Dusty Dunes Desert is HUGE.

Mood swing lady.

IT'S A FREE FRIGGING DESERT I CAN HARRASS WHOEVER I WANT

I see Paula/Kilme has again lived up to her name here.

So we walk BACK TO THREED AGAIN

Ack I need to hit an ATM

Hehehehehe

WHILE I'M HERE, I MIGHT AS WELL DO THIS, I'VE BEEN MEANING TO FOR LIKE, FIVE OR SIX EPISODES OF THIS SO FAR.

But what could it be? :O

Anyway, back to normal!

hehehe. GO FOR IT, THREED. YOU ARE FREE!

BUT WHAT IS IT? :O

Not bad!

Aaaand right back into the desert. Hey, I see a white pixel! Do you?

White sesame isn't quite sure what to make of that.

I could've gone to talk to the Black Sesame but I guess I got lazy or something and decided not to. WAY TO GET SUNSTROKE JEFF GOD TAKE OFF THAT JACKET MAYBE

I COULD HAVE STAYED HERE FOR FREE AND I WAS PAYING FOR THE HOTEL AT THE DRUGSTORE? AJKSIAHGIA

This guy loves his work.

You know, since they asked and all

HE DOESN'T HAVE TIME FOR LOGICAL THOUGHT PATTERNS GIVE HIM SOME FOOD NOW

Sure, I got it for free and it's like six bucks, here you go.

ALL FOR A SIX DOLLAR COOKIE? I LOVE YOU.

hehehe. >(

Ness: JUST TAKE OFF THE JACKET JEFF

Jeff: must...keep...school...pride...

I don't really remember a lot about these guys cause I took em out pretty quick.

OW and that's why these guys are annoying

Why do you run from me butterfly come baaaack

Life-giving water! Nectar of the gods! I need to stop that right now.

Aww, you and the other bones should hook up.

ANOTHER REASON WHY THEY'RE ANNOYING

Hey, something's glinting!

I bet someone has a reward for this.

Neat!

Hahahaha contact lens momento.

I knew it!

Well at least I can sell this for cash.

HA YOU THOUGHT THAT WAS A TYPO DIDN'T YOU

Skip sandwich deluxe, speed up my feet, move through Scaraba before I die of heat okay I'll stop now.

Arrrrgh

Hey, the traffic jam's gone!

WHAT WILL FOURSIDE HOLD FOR US? FIND OUT NEXT TIME!

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