Close the Last Door

God I hate women



Current Zar note: I eventually branched out from just doing game screencaps to doing them for yaoi as well since a bunch of yaoi is ridiculous. As a warning, if you're unfamiliar with yaoi, it in general plays pretty fast and loose with consent! Close the Last Door isn't too bad about it though, although there is a lot of misogyny and internalized homophobia in it.

Most yaoi involves sex so these are DEFINITELY NSFW and are for adults only!

I did this LP (?) in 2022! I left my write-up mostly unchanged.




IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE I'VE DONE ONE OF THESE I found these caps just sitting in a folder on one of my hard drives and I didn't even remember taking them, haha. Might as well make a post out of them! I haven't really gone out looking for any new yaoi OVAs in a long time, I should probably do that.

But anyway! What makes Close the Last Door unique? Well, it's more modern than a lot of the ones I've done before, so it looks, uh... cleaner? I guess? But mostly what caught me with this one is that I REALLY thought it was going to do something I hadn't seen any other yaoi thing do, like I REALLY thought there was a chance of it! If it was going to happen it'd have to be here! And, well. YOU'LL SEE

IT'S A CROSS-CULTURAL EXPERIENCE actually I think it's just a coincidence, haha. Incidentally the more accepted term in Japan is BL for this kind of stuff. Yaoi is a bit old-fashioned... I think. Same with uke and seme? I might be wrong. I'M NOT AN EXPERT.

you'll never catch me

^_^

One of our main characters no doubt! Seems like a reasonable fellow. I'd come up with a nickname for him but he's so bland and generic. Might as well just call him Blando.

Hmm. Welp.

He had lips that went on for days.

Three dudes! Will this make it trickier to play spot the uke? A NEW DIMENSION ADDED TO EVERYONE'S FAVORITE GAME

Sir please I just work here I don't even know you

Oh is that what you- oh uh- never mind

Hmmmmm, mentions of being adorable? Signs point to uke! This isn't a great shot of him BUT YOU'LL SEE

This guy reminds me of someone, I can't put my finger on it.

I was planning to stab you there!

Hmm, another broad-faced generic dude, could he be important?

Honda of the pocket crane

Going to have to tell all my friends on the conspiracy boards that she wasn't an interdimensional hologram doppelganger after all

ExCUSE me I'm SEETHING right now

Let me pucker my lips at you

Getting some Leyendecker vibes from this.

I suspect this guy doesn't like the bride! Maybe it's just me!

He was mine MINE i never told him I was interested but he was MINE MINE MINE

Dot eyes!

oops

I kept all these in just for you

Off to the haunted hotel room

Normal-ish bed... hmm...

Readies the giant trout in one hand

I'm going to have sex with you but I want you to know I'm going to be mad about it

WHAT WOULD GIVE YOU THAT IDEA

Yeah... my heart :( :( :(

A drama queen

To prove it I slapped your mouth right off your face

Your tears are even sparkling now! Come on! You're not nearly pretty enough for that!

Ah, We're not gay, we just love each other rearing its head! Although I guess this is the unrequited version.

I can't imagine why you'd turn women off, you have such a charming personality

thank you for the ceramic dish

And I guess I'm into that and I don't like how you made me realize this about myself get out!!

Sounds healthy!

I'm also afraid of this green tea, see how I hold it so gingerly

Wait, is that him? Is that the guy? HE HAS FLUFFY HAIR AND A DUMB FACE

It couldn't be...

They'll never find your body

BEST IF YOU KILL ME NOW SO I'LL BE HERE WITH YOU FOREVER

He can't, Blando said this guy always depended on him and was helpless, he's got fluffy hair, he HAS to be an uke right, he has ALL THE SIGNS

But then Honda had seme written all over him, is this

could it be

is THIS

IS THIS A YAOI

THAT HAS A SWITCH IN IT????

IS BLANDO A SWITCH?????????

COULD IT ACTUALLY HAPPEN?????????????????????????????

COULD IT????

Like that's a seme loom! An uke doesn't do that! HE HAS TO BE A SWITCH, RIGHT

The most masculine he's looked so far

Couldn't go through with creepily kissing someone while they're asleep. So there is that for him at least!

WOAH NEVERMIND

That would follow, yes

So you're some kind of creep is what you're telling me

Gonna take that before you talk about raping it too

A quality yaoi hand

Pushes his face down into the cup of green tea, brbl brbl

He spilled it all over my lap oh god

Is it???

I'm just going to pretend I didn't hear your fantasy about raping your friend

It's a secret to everyone

The green tea and hug one-two punch

For...?

Your knuckle is delicious... tastes like green tea......

neeeerooooomm

BWOOOOOOSH

Did I ASK for notes

Also I lied your knuckles actually taste funny

blblblblb

Any port in a storm I guess

This guy could be a switch guys, HE COULD BE

THE HOLY GRAIL

See I'M not a potential rapist unlike SOME people in here

Whatever bro I got people lined up outside the door waiting for a piece of this, you ain't nothin

THEN we can have sex

My nose feels funny.....

How did I fail at getting black out drunk AGAIN it's like the one thing I'm good at!!

Time to do the walk of shame BYE

Honda's dead but I'm alright

Huh! Wasn't expecting that. Good for you for at least trying, Miles Edgeworth knockoff

LOOK he's shorter and he calls him sempai HE HAS TO BE AN UKE

HE HAS TO

IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN

I was kind of stoned so I didn't see where she went

I need the comfort only your boobs can provide

She said she didn't like my almost a weed shirt but I think she didn't mean it

Uh sure you can smoke while I'm talking SURE it's FINE i GUESS

He was too busy with ME

I DID IT, I RUINED THEIR MARRIAGE IN RECORD TIME

LESS THAN 24 HOURS

"Alright so maybe Blando's problem with the fluffy guy's wife was because they were getting married and he was jealous, surely it doesn't apply to ALL women- oh"

YOU CAN'T CATCH ME GAY THOUGHTS IF I CALL THEM SAITOU THOUGHTS

Why did we hire this guy again

God damn... phones

What a conniving face

GOOD THING YOU'RE NOT GAY! RIGHT SEMPAI? HAHAHAHA!

Swooping in after your unrequited love interest's bride runs out on him less than 24 hours after the wedding, probably in bad taste it's true

HMM, WHY INDEED

walkin round the city with my lips pursed

I know it's hard to distinguish me from everyone else but here I am!!

:U

I must say I do enjoy the occasional dot eyes

IT'S NOT LIKE I LIKE YOU OR ANYTHING, B-BAKA

i'm high again

Officer Doteye on the case

Haha did you guys have sex! That's hilarious, I wouldn't know about that since I'm not gay! Hahaha!

Definitely not in your closet watching you sleep

Let me help you... into bed

doki doki love panic

sucks the cigarette in, shwoop

Uh oh

Enjoy some buildings

He is, I'm the greatest person alive. A saint, even

There was that ONE time I thought about it but I didn't do it! Okay it was more than once BUT

YOU THINK THE WAY I TELL YOU

Have sex with him while he's dead drunk and unconscious

Boy you two are a matching pair huh

I'll come up with my OWN ways to take advantage of him thank you

Kisskiss cigarette

I actually watched this I dunno how many years ago and I forget how long this pause was. I'M RELIVING THIS MUCH LIKE YOU'RE EXPERIENCING IT NOW, THROUGH THE SILENT MEDIUM OF SCREENCAPS

Well that was awkward, anyway

I wonder how long these pauses were. Maybe too long. Who can say...

He's laughing, not throwing up over there. At least... I THINK he was laughing

Learned a new word!

That was a bit sudden

Sex business

Help my eye is slightly off

This guy CAN'T be a seme, he CAN'T

HE CAN'T

lol *_*

Those awful WOMEN HOW I HATE THEM

Don't pass out again, fluffy

going right in your eyes

Gonna cover my whole face

Big square foreheads among us

How did Blando date ANY woman, how could anyone stand him

May god have mercy on that person's soul

I'll block the hallway with my enormous body

Gasp!!

That one girl dgaf

NO HOW COULD YOU

More like what should I do while I'm kneeling between your legs

He's met his parents? This relationship is getting serious!

my pants are getting tight

YOU'RE KILLING THE MOOD

horror movie soundtrack comes in

kk kkk kkk aah aah aahh

just til the cops get here

SEE, SEE YOU'RE A SWITCH

A SEME AND AN UKE

IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE

Everything's turning up gay roses!

And he only took two of my kissing lessons, what gives

wait

WAIT COME ON

COME ON YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME

MAKE HIM A SWITCH YOU COWARDS!!!

MAKE HIM A SWITCH!!!!

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Could being constantly drunk have downsides? Nah

smooth

He was supposed to top ME :(

Good timing for rain

Can you just imagine some guy you had an awkward makeout with one time who dumped all his interpersonal drama on you shows up at your apartment at god knows when to ask you this

I'm NOT GAY

It's true, I did do that

Look it's not WEIRD if I date your ex we barely know each other, come on and let's make it a party, don't be a killjoy

You're kind of a pill, Blando

then WHY ARE YOU HERE

MAKE UP YOUR MIND

I HAVE A LADY I WAS GOING TO BANG

Being a ridiculous drama queen for attention works! Tell your friends!

well that was fun bye

you WUSS

nailed it

OR DO YOU

dragging a boat anchor with this one

GET OVER YOURSELF

you dope

My gay defense stat is dropping!

fluffy must remain PURE FOR ME, ONLY FOR ME

you two do look so much alike

by him feeling you up? doesn't seem that unbelievable

OFFER AVAILABLE IN ALL MAJOR STATES EXCEPT FLORIDA AND NEW JERSEY, CALL NOW

it's like he wants to have SEX with me or something

we were madly in love, i swear

back over here suddenly

Also you kissed my maybe boyfriend?

lol his face

perfect

Magic seme powers ENGAGE

I was just thinking about doubleteaming him WAIT I DIDN'T SAY THAT

Man everyone in this is constantly drunk

That was sudden.

And the sex but mostly asking about you!

Your winning personality, it's to die for

WAIT NO GROSS

:|

I can do it I CAN BE STRAIGHT FOR FIVE MINUTES, I CAN DO IT

lol

Also you just confirmed it, sucker! Hahahaha!

I'm NOT GAY

is she cute

you being a woman and all, you're not worth my emotional consideration

TACT? I DON'T KNOW THE MEANING OF THE WORD!

the adventures of no butt

The mythical bisexual??

??

I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU

HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THIS

Me reminding him of how incredibly awkward it was between him and his crush yesterday will let me bang him for sure

oh god HE'S IN THE VENTILATION SHAFT, REPEAT, HE'S IN THE VENTILATION SHAFT

TO HAVE SEX. WITH YOU. HOW MANY TIMES

I can't believe you kissed me, how could this have happened!

Oh no, that poor phone has been abandoned!

Hmm, that's a bit of a red flag

Okay I can't remember if it was here or a little bit further ahead where they're both jerking each other off, but for all of how vague my memories of actually watching this are, I do recall that the animation for this sequence was really weird, like it went on WAY too long or looked really cheap or looped strange or something, and I can't remember in exactly what way but it was weird enough that even now after whatever many years I can still remember that there was something about the animation in this scene.

I HAVE TO GET DRUNK TO BE GAY OKAY

wow

I bet my boxers are softer than yours

we've ESTABLISHED THIS

[yoshi tongue sound]

man's flat as a post, no cheeks at all to speak of, absolutely cakeless

flattering

AND THEN I EXPLODED

I'm going to kill you

^____^

I PROMISE I won't get drunk and show up at your house without warning to feel you up jealously! again

THREESOME TIME

THE END let's play wrestle like we used to

LEFT ON A CLIFFHANGER I dunno if there's a second part to this or not, I should check. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT TEASED ME WITH A SWITCH AND THEN DIDN'T FOLLOW THROUGH

YOU COULD HAVE HAD IT ALL

YOU COULD HAVE BROKEN THE MOLD

I BELIEVED IN YOU AND THIS IS HOW YOU DO ME!!

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