Most yaoi involves sex so these are DEFINITELY NSFW and are for adults only!
I did this LP (?) in 2022! I left my write-up mostly unchanged.
IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE I'VE DONE ONE OF THESE I found these caps just sitting in a folder on one of my hard drives and I didn't even remember taking them, haha. Might as well make a post out of them! I haven't really gone out looking for any new yaoi OVAs in a long time, I should probably do that.
But anyway! What makes Close the Last Door unique? Well, it's more modern than a lot of the ones I've done before, so it looks, uh... cleaner? I guess? But mostly what caught me with this one is that I REALLY thought it was going to do something I hadn't seen any other yaoi thing do, like I REALLY thought there was a chance of it! If it was going to happen it'd have to be here! And, well. YOU'LL SEE
IT'S A CROSS-CULTURAL EXPERIENCE actually I think it's just a coincidence, haha. Incidentally the more accepted term in Japan is BL for this kind of stuff. Yaoi is a bit old-fashioned... I think. Same with uke and seme? I might be wrong. I'M NOT AN EXPERT.
you'll never catch me
One of our main characters no doubt! Seems like a reasonable fellow. I'd come up with a nickname for him but he's so bland and generic. Might as well just call him Blando.
He had lips that went on for days.
Three dudes! Will this make it trickier to play spot the uke? A NEW DIMENSION ADDED TO EVERYONE'S FAVORITE GAME
Sir please I just work here I don't even know you
Oh is that what you- oh uh- never mind
Hmmmmm, mentions of being adorable? Signs point to uke! This isn't a great shot of him BUT YOU'LL SEE
This guy reminds me of someone, I can't put my finger on it.
I was planning to stab you there!
Hmm, another broad-faced generic dude, could he be important?
Honda of the pocket crane
Going to have to tell all my friends on the conspiracy boards that she wasn't an interdimensional hologram doppelganger after all
ExCUSE me I'm SEETHING right now
Let me pucker my lips at you
Getting some Leyendecker vibes from this.
I suspect this guy doesn't like the bride! Maybe it's just me!
He was mine MINE i never told him I was interested but he was MINE MINE MINE
I kept all these in just for you
Off to the haunted hotel room
Normal-ish bed... hmm...
Readies the giant trout in one hand
I'm going to have sex with you but I want you to know I'm going to be mad about it
WHAT WOULD GIVE YOU THAT IDEA
Yeah... my heart :( :( :(
A drama queen
To prove it I slapped your mouth right off your face
Your tears are even sparkling now! Come on! You're not nearly pretty enough for that!
Ah, We're not gay, we just love each other rearing its head! Although I guess this is the unrequited version.
I can't imagine why you'd turn women off, you have such a charming personality
thank you for the ceramic dish
And I guess I'm into that and I don't like how you made me realize this about myself get out!!
I'm also afraid of this green tea, see how I hold it so gingerly
Wait, is that him? Is that the guy? HE HAS FLUFFY HAIR AND A DUMB FACE
It couldn't be...
They'll never find your body
BEST IF YOU KILL ME NOW SO I'LL BE HERE WITH YOU FOREVER
He can't, Blando said this guy always depended on him and was helpless, he's got fluffy hair, he HAS to be an uke right, he has ALL THE SIGNS
But then Honda had seme written all over him, is this
could it be
IS THIS A YAOI
THAT HAS A SWITCH IN IT????
IS BLANDO A SWITCH?????????
COULD IT ACTUALLY HAPPEN?????????????????????????????
Like that's a seme loom! An uke doesn't do that! HE HAS TO BE A SWITCH, RIGHT
The most masculine he's looked so far
Couldn't go through with creepily kissing someone while they're asleep. So there is that for him at least!
That would follow, yes
So you're some kind of creep is what you're telling me
Gonna take that before you talk about raping it too
A quality yaoi hand
Pushes his face down into the cup of green tea, brbl brbl
He spilled it all over my lap oh god
I'm just going to pretend I didn't hear your fantasy about raping your friend
It's a secret to everyone
The green tea and hug one-two punch
Your knuckle is delicious... tastes like green tea......
Did I ASK for notes
Also I lied your knuckles actually taste funny
Any port in a storm I guess
This guy could be a switch guys, HE COULD BE
THE HOLY GRAIL
See I'M not a potential rapist unlike SOME people in here
Whatever bro I got people lined up outside the door waiting for a piece of this, you ain't nothin
THEN we can have sex
My nose feels funny.....
How did I fail at getting black out drunk AGAIN it's like the one thing I'm good at!!
Time to do the walk of shame BYE
Honda's dead but I'm alright
Huh! Wasn't expecting that. Good for you for at least trying, Miles Edgeworth knockoff
LOOK he's shorter and he calls him sempai HE HAS TO BE AN UKE
HE HAS TO
IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN
I was kind of stoned so I didn't see where she went
I need the comfort only your boobs can provide
She said she didn't like my almost a weed shirt but I think she didn't mean it
Uh sure you can smoke while I'm talking SURE it's FINE i GUESS
He was too busy with ME
I DID IT, I RUINED THEIR MARRIAGE IN RECORD TIME
LESS THAN 24 HOURS
"Alright so maybe Blando's problem with the fluffy guy's wife was because they were getting married and he was jealous, surely it doesn't apply to ALL women- oh"
YOU CAN'T CATCH ME GAY THOUGHTS IF I CALL THEM SAITOU THOUGHTS
Why did we hire this guy again
God damn... phones
What a conniving face
GOOD THING YOU'RE NOT GAY! RIGHT SEMPAI? HAHAHAHA!
Swooping in after your unrequited love interest's bride runs out on him less than 24 hours after the wedding, probably in bad taste it's true
HMM, WHY INDEED
walkin round the city with my lips pursed
I know it's hard to distinguish me from everyone else but here I am!!
I must say I do enjoy the occasional dot eyes
IT'S NOT LIKE I LIKE YOU OR ANYTHING, B-BAKA
i'm high again
Officer Doteye on the case
Haha did you guys have sex! That's hilarious, I wouldn't know about that since I'm not gay! Hahaha!
Definitely not in your closet watching you sleep
Let me help you... into bed
doki doki love panic
sucks the cigarette in, shwoop
Enjoy some buildings
He is, I'm the greatest person alive. A saint, even
There was that ONE time I thought about it but I didn't do it! Okay it was more than once BUT
YOU THINK THE WAY I TELL YOU
Have sex with him while he's dead drunk and unconscious
Boy you two are a matching pair huh
I'll come up with my OWN ways to take advantage of him thank you
I actually watched this I dunno how many years ago and I forget how long this pause was. I'M RELIVING THIS MUCH LIKE YOU'RE EXPERIENCING IT NOW, THROUGH THE SILENT MEDIUM OF SCREENCAPS
Well that was awkward, anyway
I wonder how long these pauses were. Maybe too long. Who can say...
He's laughing, not throwing up over there. At least... I THINK he was laughing
Learned a new word!
That was a bit sudden
Help my eye is slightly off
This guy CAN'T be a seme, he CAN'T
Those awful WOMEN HOW I HATE THEM
Don't pass out again, fluffy
going right in your eyes
Gonna cover my whole face
Big square foreheads among us
How did Blando date ANY woman, how could anyone stand him
May god have mercy on that person's soul
I'll block the hallway with my enormous body
That one girl dgaf
NO HOW COULD YOU
More like what should I do while I'm kneeling between your legs
He's met his parents? This relationship is getting serious!
my pants are getting tight
YOU'RE KILLING THE MOOD
horror movie soundtrack comes in
kk kkk kkk aah aah aahh
just til the cops get here
SEE, SEE YOU'RE A SWITCH
A SEME AND AN UKE
IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE
Everything's turning up gay roses!
And he only took two of my kissing lessons, what gives
WAIT COME ON
COME ON YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME
MAKE HIM A SWITCH YOU COWARDS!!!
MAKE HIM A SWITCH!!!!
Could being constantly drunk have downsides? Nah
He was supposed to top ME :(
Good timing for rain
Can you just imagine some guy you had an awkward makeout with one time who dumped all his interpersonal drama on you shows up at your apartment at god knows when to ask you this
I'm NOT GAY
It's true, I did do that
Look it's not WEIRD if I date your ex we barely know each other, come on and let's make it a party, don't be a killjoy
You're kind of a pill, Blando
then WHY ARE YOU HERE
MAKE UP YOUR MIND
I HAVE A LADY I WAS GOING TO BANG
Being a ridiculous drama queen for attention works! Tell your friends!
well that was fun bye
OR DO YOU
dragging a boat anchor with this one
GET OVER YOURSELF
My gay defense stat is dropping!
fluffy must remain PURE FOR ME, ONLY FOR ME
you two do look so much alike
by him feeling you up? doesn't seem that unbelievable
OFFER AVAILABLE IN ALL MAJOR STATES EXCEPT FLORIDA AND NEW JERSEY, CALL NOW
it's like he wants to have SEX with me or something
we were madly in love, i swear
back over here suddenly
Also you kissed my maybe boyfriend?
lol his face
Magic seme powers ENGAGE
I was just thinking about doubleteaming him WAIT I DIDN'T SAY THAT
Man everyone in this is constantly drunk
That was sudden.
And the sex but mostly asking about you!
Your winning personality, it's to die for
WAIT NO GROSS
I can do it I CAN BE STRAIGHT FOR FIVE MINUTES, I CAN DO IT
Also you just confirmed it, sucker! Hahahaha!
I'm NOT GAY
is she cute
you being a woman and all, you're not worth my emotional consideration
TACT? I DON'T KNOW THE MEANING OF THE WORD!
the adventures of no butt
The mythical bisexual??
I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THIS
Me reminding him of how incredibly awkward it was between him and his crush yesterday will let me bang him for sure
oh god HE'S IN THE VENTILATION SHAFT, REPEAT, HE'S IN THE VENTILATION SHAFT
TO HAVE SEX. WITH YOU. HOW MANY TIMES
I can't believe you kissed me, how could this have happened!
Oh no, that poor phone has been abandoned!
Hmm, that's a bit of a red flag
Okay I can't remember if it was here or a little bit further ahead where they're both jerking each other off, but for all of how vague my memories of actually watching this are, I do recall that the animation for this sequence was really weird, like it went on WAY too long or looked really cheap or looped strange or something, and I can't remember in exactly what way but it was weird enough that even now after whatever many years I can still remember that there was something about the animation in this scene.
I HAVE TO GET DRUNK TO BE GAY OKAY
I bet my boxers are softer than yours
we've ESTABLISHED THIS
[yoshi tongue sound]
man's flat as a post, no cheeks at all to speak of, absolutely cakeless
AND THEN I EXPLODED
I'm going to kill you
I PROMISE I won't get drunk and show up at your house without warning to feel you up jealously! again
THE END let's play wrestle like we used to
LEFT ON A CLIFFHANGER I dunno if there's a second part to this or not, I should check. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT TEASED ME WITH A SWITCH AND THEN DIDN'T FOLLOW THROUGH
YOU COULD HAVE HAD IT ALL
YOU COULD HAVE BROKEN THE MOLD
I BELIEVED IN YOU AND THIS IS HOW YOU DO ME!!