Boku no Sexual Harrassment Ep 2

Need some butter and salt



Current Zar note: I eventually branched out from just doing game screencaps to doing them for yaoi as well since a bunch of yaoi is ridiculous. As a warning, if you're unfamiliar with yaoi, it in general plays pretty fast and loose with consent! There is often a lot of "no but yes" on the uke's part and at times it's just flat-out rape. I usually mention if it's rape, but "no but yes" shows up a lot in yaoi so be warned if you are sensitive to that kind of thing! Otherwise it's just something you've got to roll with.

Most yaoi also involves sex so these are DEFINITELY NSFW and are for adults only! This installment specifically has the infamous corn rape in it, along with some other rapes as well. It also has some bdsm and a dude (maybe Sharkface?) being creepy at an eight year old.

I did this LP (?) in 2011! I left my write-up mostly unchanged.




It turns out my memories of this series (??) were a bit vague, and the corn rape is not as far into the future as I thought! In fact, corn rape is now. BUT HOW DOES IT COME ABOUT? The answers await you as we return to the world of Wilson and his boss Pimpshark McBadtouch. As you can probably guess this entry is not safe for work.

I'm glad we're so casual already, translator. I feel like we can really talk with each other.

That name, why does that name sound familiar

So hey remember in the first episode how Wilson would randomly flashback to his childhood for no apparent reason? We're still doing that! He still has that horrible bug thing in a jar for some reason.

Also there's a bunch of shots of him wandering around a deserted festival and an equally deserted city for some reason, accompanied with super dramatic music. Boku no Sexual Harrassment are you trying to do character development, is that what this is supposed to be

Finally got that done, can cross that off the list.

NO PLEASE I HAD SO MUCH TO NOT LIVE FOR

What did that intro have to do with anything show

Back to the actual "plot"

If you know what I mean.

LIKE WHAT? PLEASE TELL ME, WILSON. I bet you're a whiz at computer stuff.

Marked it on his calender, was going to go out to a restaurant but just so tired all of a sudden.

Another deer scare! These show up everywhere.

HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED

you catch my subtle jab at you there

god i'm so clever

YEAH I ENTERTAINED THAT PRESIDENT

I DO WHAT I WANT

that president, and that one, and that other one over there

This is a good career path to follow.

Computer company turfwars are serious business.

TEA?

Probably could have avoided that by not having sex with Wilson in the office in broad daylight in an unlocked room. Just saying.

He'll be dead soon anyway.

What is wrong with everyone at this company?

NO WAY I'M SHOCKED AT THIS TURN OF EVENTS

as a single tear rolls down his cheek

Ah, I love it when the skies are covered in blood

And here comes the ash rainfall, it's so beautiful here.

"that's my favorite joss whedon show"

WAIT IS THIS BOKU NO SEXUAL HARASSMENT I'M OUT OF HERE

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A famous sex university

Not that I can claim a lot of familiarity with them since they don't come around here but those seem like very large fireflies.

let me fix that for you

group leader whore

there you go

You know, just daydreaming, you know how it goes. Did I leave the oven on?

I don't always rape my employees, but when I do, I prefer SM.

:}

Gotta turn up the electric blanket here

Is the 500watt lamp pointed directly at his head really necessary? Is he getting a scalp tan?

Put my purple bed in the center of the room and make sure it doesn't touch the walls, I will kill you.

HAVEN'T TORN YOUR ANUS SO THAT'S GOOD

Subliminal anal bleaching advocation, I see what's going on here.

Doesn't it? DOESN'T IT?? VALIDATE ME

Oh god I'm having flashbacks to that fic where this pretty much happened to those Stargate weirdos, what were their names... Shepard and McKay? Frick let me see if I can find it.

Aha, here it is!

There was a knock on the door, and John called, "One moment," then whispered to Rodney, "Turn on your belly." Rodney did so, spreading his legs wide without being told. John checked to make sure that his cock couldn't be seen, and then called, "Come on in." He stayed sitting on the bed, as the waiter wheeled in the cart. He didn't say anything about Rodney as he brought John the bill, but John could see his eyes trace over Rodney's shape.

Signing the bill, he handed it back and then rested one hand on Rodney's cheek. "Beautiful, isn't he?"

"Yes, sir," the waiter said, lust evident in his voice. He was slowly backing away, as though he didn't want to take his eyes off Rodney, but eventually he had to turn away to open the door.

When he'd left, John grinned down at Rodney, who had been watching the waiter with eyes blown wide.

god the badfic quotes will haunt me forever

Say, you busy

did he say delicious wine

SO HOW'S THE WHORING GOING

oh right you're busy with the whole letting your boss molest you so you don't lose your job thing, right

just crank this up to eleven here

Sorry some guy walked in and punched me in the face while you weren't looking and it seems to have caved in

IT'S NOT LIKE VIBRATORS ARE THE DEVIL

Dos Equus guy decides to do some power pouting

Light bondage and vibrators YOU'RE A HORRIBLE PERVERT

"oh hey i'm banging your boyfriend so i won't fire you both, could you come over for a threesome

bring some delicious wine"

do you mind if i eat this pillow here

I'M GONNA DO THE BEST I CAN

We're gonna play Scrabble

lol

Wait aren't you supposed to be hole stretching YOU'RE FIRED

He actually licks his lips, no joke.

ME TOO ME TOO HEY GUYS

LET ME CLEAN THAT UP FOR YOU

Tonight turned out better than Wilson expected

LET'S HAVE A SUDDEN FLASHBACK AGAIN young wilson do you not have a home or something, you're constantly in forests

Fireflies seem to be a recurring theme for some reason. WHAT DO THEY MEAN

Don't fireflies only come out at night? I have no idea really.

clear skies, bright green trees, sure

I don't like where this is going.

Didn't catch this but Wilson nods.

Well good luck with that, I'm going home.

This shot belongs in a horror anime, what is this doing here

No one ever saw young Wilson again

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Check out my tiny glowstick

LOOK OUT THE FIREFLY'S GONE NUCLEAR

It flies off and Wilson goes to catch it but almost falls OH NOOO

Good to know Badtouch was a huge creepster even when he was younger. HE'S LIKE EIGHT. WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS BOKU NO SEXUAL HARASSMENT. I AM NOT OKAY WITH THIS.

wtf are you doin guy

Meanwhile a firefly escapes from under the mask underwater and somehow flies away. Are they waterproof?

Oh yeah, almost forgot, all the fireflies in this make laser noises for some reason. So just dub over Star Wars for the appropriate effect.

BACK IN MODERN DAY

No one will rape me there, probably!

The music that plays during this scene is hilarious, it's midi quality synth guitars just noodling around. It sort of reminds me of Snatcher.

This guy looks trustworthy! What could O'Greenhair have in mind?

yeah we know hermione

and it's time to party

it's called RAPE TIME

DURRRRRRR

Also a rapist! Just a sidenote there.

Neighborhood watched.

Great believers in the controversial FourStackedBooks school of architecture.

"Special entertainment" if you know what I mean.

all these datas i left on my desk here

Oh yeah, Brad! What's going on with him I wonder.

so nostalgic WHAT THE BUG IN MY MOUTH PFF PFF it's only been a month

I NEED YOUR LOVIN ARMS AROUND ME

Woah Badtouch is married and has kids?! That adds a whole new level of awful to their relationship.

HE WAS THE ONE WHO BEGAN THE PARTY AFTER ALL

I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT HIS BEAUTIFUL EYES

And she just starts weeping. This is a fun show.

Brad puts his head down beside her and begins weeping as well.

AAAA

THAT SURE IS A... CITY hey you wanna sleep together

also i got stoned while i was out here, you mind

big buttery moon up there, want to go to 7-11

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhh
what
i wasn't listening

KISS ME BEFORE THE MOON SMASHES INTO THE EARTH AND DESTROYS ALL LIFE

~*ANGST*~

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Brad if you start talking about coming early to a party again I'm going to punch you

OH GOD WHAT DID YOU SEE

Yes Mr. O'Greenhair is FORESHADOWING I'm fine.

Well that's convenient.

through gritted teeth

YUP

SURE AM LEAVING

HERE I GO

OUT THE DOOR

Why, it wasn't like he was reading them outloud

right

Odd lookin door.

LET'S SEE HOW LONG THAT LASTS

Wait is that a cow on the right there

That is one depressing entertainment center you have there guy. HERE IS A PILLOW AND A TV AND THAT'S IT.

Popped collars, now those will kill you.

All of a sudden I want to watch Gamecenter CX again.

This also applies to gay sex by the way

did a guy just teleport behind me

oh god

Bourbon is our code word for gay sex.

O'Greenhair I'll have you know I am a respected oncologist

YUP NO OTHER CHOICE AT THIS POINT

NONE

BUT THE RAVE PARTY IS JUST STARTING

OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ

does this smell like chloroform to you

Rape eyes on a delicate background of pink

By Monet

oontz oontz oontz

For added impact, load up the Ghosts 'n Goblins theme!

It's time for

Relax-o-vision

Now I really have to pee

Thanks, I'm glad it wasn't totally random.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

tchuh whateva man

Awfully sassy all of a sudden, Wilson.

If there's one thing this show is dedicated to, it is showing you where the clothes are when everyone gets naked.

Gonna wheel out my rapebed in front of the huge windows, no problems here.

ALL THOSE DATAS ALL OVER YOUR DESK

Here's your new journal title, guys!

Just take our word for it okay

Quit it you booger!

O'Greenhair maybe you have a fetish

No rectal prolapses here!

i'm sorry have you started

i wasn't paying attention

not listeniinnngg

So much about this image

so much

Speaks pretty clearly for a guy rimming someone

Hahaha oh wow

Wilson you're a Ken doll!

O'Greenhair isn't listening, apparently. As a note the music during the rape sequence is so completely inappropriate, it's this triumphant end of the journey music like you'd hear at the end of an episode of some cartoon where everyone's saying goodbye after learning a valuable lesson. It's bizarre.

Have fun with your boats last night

Look at my new manicure

Wilson he's gone

What about his voice???

OH YEAH THAT MAKES PERFECT SENSE SURE

This is almost thoughtful, Boku no Sexual Harrassment.

Kiiind of a fetish, O'Greenhair.

just fyi

I love it when we lounge around naked, it's so comforting.

NO PLOTS GOING ON HERE, MOVE ALONG

Getting chloroformed and raped by a psychopath is so embarrassing.

Stop pretending you have a plot, Boku no, you're not fooling anyone.

LIKE MY AMERICAN CAR

I'M VERY AMERICAN

He says pretty baby in english by the way, which is kind of hilarious.

and slowly drives two miles an hour away

DUN DUN DUUUNN

AND MY TRAINING BRA IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE

Just gotta get your poison ready here.

woah how'd your lips get in the way here, i was aiming for the window

But I still have my clothes on- oh.

As a note, here O'Greenhair keeps squiggling around, I guess like he's kissing his neck or something? And Wilson stays completely still, and basically this is animated very badly is what I'm saying.

THE AMERICAN DREAM

Yeah no I'm not feeling it tonight

I'm going to the bar, don't wait up.

MY GOD, WHAT HAVE I DONE

This is not something you want to see under any circumstances.

I WAS GOING TO THROW YOU A WELCOME HOME PARTY

And then I guess O'Greenhair passes out. NOW THE MOMENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR

I'M JUST POURING A BOTTLE OF BOURBON UP YOUR BUTT, DON'T MIND ME

You poured wine up his butt, right? I'm sort of fuzzy on the details.

ARGH MY LAZY EYE

You believed Wilson before about that? What a rube.

The tapes of me raping him, that will show everyone!

Dueling Rape Tapes

O'Greenhair seems to be taking his rape pretty well so far.

ENTIRE BOTTLE OF BOURBON UP HIS COLON

Pretend for a moment that anyone cares about this and isn't just chanting CORN RAPE CORN RAPE WHERE'S THE CORN RAPE at the screen.

that makes my eyes uneven

I don't know why but this last shot is cracking me up. I just hear it in a really goofy voice I guess.

Sure, let's go with that.

I wonder why there are so many typos now? It's almost like the subtitler was distracted by something. Hmmmmm.

Your rape talents

ALL THE MIXTAPES YOU WANT, THEY'LL BE YOURS

lol this face

wait what

SO DEGRADING FOR A MANLY RAPE SEME SUCH AS YOURSELF

My god who did I marry

I just want to take a nap man cmon

NO?

TAKE THAT, GIRL FROM MIT WHO DUMPED ME! HAHAHAHAHA

yes that is how a butt works

hey a bug

REAL MEN HAVE THE SELF-CONFIDENCE AND BRAVADO THAT LETS YOU RAPE WITH NO REMORSE

rumors of wilson's beauty in bed are greatly exaggerated

CONVENIENT LENS REFLECTION

my god he was filled with paint

do i smell something

HERE YOU GO

WHAT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR

Badtouch goes to the market, buys a single ear of corn two days in advance. This is going to be the most poetically appropriate revenge rape ever.

that carpet is hideous

The weirdest thing about this scene (aside from the fact it exists) is that O'Greenhair is completely stationary. Only the corn moves.

AND HE RAPES PEOPLE WITH CORN

LSD really kickin in now

Photogenic? Is that what you meant? Isn't that a compliment?

Here you go, buttered your corn for you.

LIKE YOU ENJOY SEX, THAT'S DISGUSTING

Just ram it on up there.

his alarming rape ability

AT LEAST YOU'LL ALWAYS LOVE ME, FIREFLIES

I thought maybe we'd have a discussion with the subtitler like in Pöpcørn but no, this is all they had to say.

WHAT NEW SEXUAL ADVENTURES AWAIT WILSON?? ONLY THE FUTURE WILL TELL!

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