Boku no Sexual Harrassment

Selling Yourself for Fun and Profit



Current Zar note: I eventually branched out from just doing game screencaps to doing them for yaoi as well since a bunch of yaoi is ridiculous. As a warning, if you're unfamiliar with yaoi, it in general plays pretty fast and loose with consent! There is often a lot of "no but yes" on the uke's part and at times it's just flat-out rape. I usually mention if it's rape, but "no but yes" shows up a lot in yaoi so be warned if you are sensitive to that kind of thing! Otherwise it's just something you've got to roll with.

Most yaoi also involves sex so these are DEFINITELY NSFW and are for adults only! Boku no Sexual Harassment obviously deals with sexual harassment, specifically at the workplace.

I did this LP (?) in 2009! I left my write-up mostly unchanged.




SO HEY IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER ONE OF THESE!

As an amusing sidenote, apparently the mod of the Ai no Kusabi lj comm saw my mockreview or whatever you want to call it of it and thought it was hilarious. IT IS A VERY SILLY SHOW I should do the second episode of that at some point, it made some of my commentary on the first part a bit ironic in hindsight.

BUT ANYWAY

People kept asking me to do this one so here we are, since I didn't really have anything else particularly interesting lined up. Boku no Sexual Harrassment is fairly infamous, and why can be explained in two words.
Corn. Rape.

HOWEVER what's less known about Boku no Sexual Harrassment (or at least, I didn't know this) is

SO WHAT HAPPENS IN THE MEANTIME? Who is our cornrapist, and our cornrapee, and why was there rape with corn? WILL EARLIER EPISODES CLARIFY THIS IMPORTANT ISSUE?

COME FIND OUT!

Oh yeah there isn't anything like, Legend of the Blue Wolves graphic in this, but it's still not safe for work. AS A NOTE.

Be Bop skipadoo bah

There was some other thing I downloaded, I forget it's name... Be Bop Key Bop Boy Idol... Bop. I DUNNO SOMETHING LIKE THAT. It was cute and fluffy but not particularly interesting. Chances are I probably won't do that one until I run out of other stuff.

As contractually obligated, we open with a shot of the sky.

Yesss my diamond tree is in full bloom

Some kid runs through the Japanese countryside. Okay?

HEY LET'S PLAY OUR FAVORITE GAME, SPOT THE UKE/SEME!

There's that lean squinty-eyed look so typical of your breed. You like it up the butt, yes you do.

No wait, I think I have these papers confused.

Uke. I wonder what stupid nickname I should give this guy. I was tempted to call him James Sunderland but he's not really blond enough for that. WHICH IS A SHAME CAUSE THEM I COULD CALL THE SEME PYRAMID HEAD

But I think that might be stretching it a bit. He doesn't really look like anyone offhand. Maybe he'll be like Iwaki and I'll just go with his actual name.

NO WAIT I GOT IT

YOU CAN BE WILSON FROM HOUSE

THAT'S PERFECT

You're fired.

Yeah thanks for the weather report.

NO!!!

Anyway they ride the train around. The music in this is absolutely hilarious by the way.

RIVETING!!

"Which quotes in the stock exchange"? Am I not up on my lingo here?

As a sidenote - I keep thinking of him as Junsa which is Officer Jenny's japanese name from Pokemon, since I recently watched an episode with a "wild" Junsa who had a pet Chatot.

WILD JUNSA

what was I talking about oh yeah your name sounds delicious

Riding the train all the way to East Africa.

can't believe I have to work with this guy

THESE TWO THINGS HAVE A DIRECT CORRELATION

You tell yourself that

Flashback to when their company apparently couldn't afford any lightbulbs

Hey can I suck your blood

just a little

if not that's cool I just wanted to ask

mwaha. MWAHAHAHAHA.

Don't mind me coming in to loom over your shoulder and molest you

The animation for him typing is bizarrely slow.

Golden Retriever. You'll like him.

PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE DISSSS

That seems like an odd compliment.

GOD DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING

WORK BETTER OR YOU'RE FIRED

Much control over...?

With his massive chin jutting over my shoulder like a proud mountain peak, god I love him

Cause I'll have it changed if you want, got a whole set in the backroom

And you're going to pay for it

As long as being yourself involves fellating me

UH OH

Just unhinges his head and swallows Wilson's head whole like a shark

Every single kiss in everything I've seen so far has the exact same reaction. Uke's eyes widen, he briefly struggles, then he slightly closes them, then gives in. Every single kiss goes like this, from Ai no Kusabi to Haru wo Daiteita. I guess it's just an easy cliche.

Let me just jam my hand into your shirt here, that's good.

You're BISEXUAL and that's A-OKAY!

like dongstroking

Like having sex with a brighteyed stockboy.

The dark seedy underbelly of salarymen's gay sex lives, next on A&E.

Yeah whatever I'm going to take a nap

SO HEY WHATCHA GOT IN HERE

GOT ANY CANDY

also is this really the time for the soundtrack to kick in with the sensitive piano music

This dance step never got popular.

ANYWAY BACK TO OUR SNOWY CITY AND THE PRESENT

OH YEAH THAT'S DEFINITELY IT

Honma calls on the phone!

Wow, micromanage the heck out of Wilson why don't you, Sharky McBadtouch.

HEY IS IT TIME FOR SOME NUDITY

I THINK IT IS

It was an awesome university, okay?! OKAY?! STOP LOOKING AT ME WITH YOUR ACCUSING EYES

Oh yeah that happens all the time

Well I got the jist of that, despite the odd translation, so.

OH THE ANGST OF IT ALL

I came into your hotel room and took off my clothes and now i'm standing around i hope that's okay

You just need a lightning flash here and some maniacal laughter.

I'm going to need to make a smooth getaway.

wtf does being built weak have to do with pajamas

let me repeat these three screenshots for you for the proper impact

THIS IS GOING TO GO WELL

you look delicious, like a tasty fish

Oh sure that's a good idea wait what

Uh no I'm fine over here thanks

Wilson seems to roll over for Sharky McBadtouch a lot.

Got some little chin hairs here

Those sea monkeys we ordered that I put in the kitchen, they're full of life

LUMPY NAKED BODIES FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE

Underside of your thigh here, it's a very odd place

That's why you should stick your nose in a jar of mustard and inhale sharply.

IF IT BURNS THEN YOU'RE JUST NOT DOING IT RIGHT, YOU HAVE TO MASTER YOUR NOSTRILS

MASTER THEM!!

UM SIR I'M THINKING OF TENDERING MY RESIGNATION

Hahahaha veiled threats! The language of the CEO.

I want you to be adequately prepared for this moment. Take some deep breaths, close your eyes, relax your body. Do not hit me in the face. I need you to cooperate with me fully here or we both could die.

HERE ARE THEIR ROBES, IN CASE YOU WERE CONCERNED ABOUT WHERE THEY WERE! I'm glad this was resolved.

uh?

uh?

excuse me what other men are we talking about suddenly sir

or I'll EAT YOUR FACE HAHAHAHAHA!!!

And they done sex. As a sidenote, Wilson makes sounds during these that seriously sound like he's in pain. It's a bit uncomfortable, actually. D:

ANYWAY

Molests his employees, an honorable man

and his fellatio skills

Including this perv here

DUN DUN DUUUUUN!!

yeah i'm looking at the data alright

the sexy boycandy data

hmm hmm is it lupus?

>:)

No wait I know what to do here.

Tune in next time for our exciting conclusion!

I squeezed it myself! FROM MY PORES. :)

So this wineglass

Can you think of a place where I could put this

No try again

AND DELICIOUS TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT BLWHAHGAEHAGHEHEHEHE

Wilson is too stupid to live.

ANYWAY THE NEXT DAY AT WORK

Is that what they're calling it nowadays

Yumi seems nice.

Again, this seems like an odd compliment.

OH GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

And suddenly a linebacker got into the elevator!

I'm going to call him Brad.

Yumi cheerily wanders off somewhere.

I'm not the only one who heard this as an insult right. Yeah you're very pretty... for girls.

Why would you say that man

things all awkward now

Then Wilson kicked him in the shin.

Or said no and I missed the cap. WELL WHATEVER

Hahahaha that's a great D: face

POINT FOR YUMI

Well that's sort of nice, actually.

At least Yumi took it well I guess

YOU SAYIN MY EYES ARE GIRLY

I'LL KILL YOU

harsh

Brad plays it subtle

Yeah see how cute it is when he horks all over your shoes

WOULD YOU BE COOL WITH THAT? JUST WONDERING

Brad get your thoughts together come on the big game is this saturday

oh god that's disgusting

Brad moves in for the kill WHEN SUDDENLY

lol

man I got so baked last night

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

NO IT'S MY MACHINE

MINE

MINE

Yes the day after today, you know

One match is all it takes

YOU GUYS GOING TO THE BONFIRE LATER TONIGHT

thanks but no one asked you brad

Who's having a party and why

Especially the drugs!

Well that was fast.

Apolo Nsibambi, here? Ooo!

And by "computer system" we mean "your sweet can"

PLEASE DAD PLEASE PLEASE

I need to put my hand in someone's pants and I'm bored with my own

Brad is concerned.

Well that'd be nice, yes.

WHO SAW THIS COMING?!?!?!

Yeah uh I quit

So really... not a lot at stake here if I decide not to be a highclass prostitute, huh?

well that's a rational decision I definitely don't see this backfiring on you in any way

In the business of gay sex, that is.

Here, have a piece of toffee.

but I don't care.

BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SELL YOU LIKE THIS AGAIN HAHA

i mean, nothing

but hey enough of that depressing stuff let's have sex

His crotch is terrifying

For some bizarre reason I don't think I will.

Is this really the time, Bob?

So be quiet OR I'LL EAT YOUR HEAD HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Yumi suspects something.

Brad stands at the end of the hallway looking wistful.

Well gotta go

Disinterested in what? Life? Parcheesi? Melonballs? Cancer? You have to give me more than that, Wilson.

Yeah I'd say

just a tad

My beautiful diamond tree, with you my financial future is secure

Flashbacks to young Wilson appear in this jarringly and without explanation. OKAY?

Frick I'm hungry. I should get a banana from downstairs.

Some kind of giant horrible insect, although it looks like it's dead. DEAD!

I'm sorry I was off in some daydreamy world what were we talking about

Yeah thanks for that, file that right away

Let me just get reeeeeeal close and make sure

As opposed to the bilious green variety

God why do I always sleep with psychos

SIR PLEASE DO NOT DEVOUR MY NIPPLE

I HAVE GROWN FOND OF IT

Wilson can't believe this, this is ridiculous

actually he's making those pained noises like usual and even goes "itai" here, although they didn't sub that

PAIN, PLEASURE, SAME THING

WELL HAVE YOU?!?!?!

That table's going to be sticky in the morning! D:

Wow I think this is the first time they just outright said anus instead of using some goofy metaphor for it.

I HAVE A HUGE PENIS BY THE WAY

JUST MAKING SURE YOU KNOW THAT

thanks for that

And he calls out Honma's name for good measure

MEANWHILE, IN THE PART OF THE SHOW NOT RELATED TO GAY SEX, BRAD PAYS A VISIT!

Uh you seem a bit weirdly fixated on this getting up early thing.

THANKS FOR DUMPING IT ALL ON US, BRAD

This conversation lost me a while ago.

Driving boys

Turning left

Driving boys

with their turn signals on

vroom

you know WAS HIS PENIS IN YOU

I'M JEALOUS IF YOU HAVEN'T GATHERED

and he came in my butt, that too

(cheapshot)

man you're not going to rape me are you i am so tired of that right now

AND THEN YOU HURLED BUT I DON'T THINK THAT PART WAS RELATED, ANYWAY

You don't know that.

Stark terror is really the expression you want when you tell someone you love them.

OH GOD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA the phone rings

Ooo bad timing

And you're going to be a highclass whore for a long time if I have anything to do with it bwahahaha

Did I say that outloud

If I define happiness by this then sure alright

Just desperately need a cup of sex and you're my best supplier

UH, MY GRANMA DIED. HAVE TO GO TO HER FUNERAL. BYE!

Brad >:(s off

Because we're going whitewater rafting and I don't want you falling out the boat

DOOR SLAM!

Your life? I guess if Perv slit your throat or something. That could happen. Or you got an STD, but I've never seen a single one of these that dealt with STDs so I doubt that's the case.

I THINK I HAVE AN IDEA

And so this episode ends, with no corn in sight! WHEN WILL THE CORN COME IN? YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL THE FUTURE EPISODES TO FIND OUT!

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