I said there'd be stuff here, didn't I?
----- Me, I dunno, probably 2001 or something

Where does Zarla put her stuff? Here of course! The dream of the personal website lives on in ashido.com.

You can click the little tetris blocks on the left to navigate. They go...

Can you believe I saved that one pointless sentence in that blockquote up there? It's just been on this page for so long it felt weird to just delete it. Oh dang it just occurred to me I should make another tetris block to lead back to this intro.

At some point I should really redesign this whole place but I haven't learned how to make a modern or slick looking website in like twenty years and it seems unlikely that'll change

Last updated: Sometime in 2021. When exactly? I'll never tell.