Ai no Kusabi

Rocks fall, everyone wins



Current Zar note: I eventually branched out from just doing game screencaps to doing them for yaoi as well since a bunch of yaoi is ridiculous. As a warning, if you're unfamiliar with yaoi, it in general plays pretty fast and loose with consent! There is often a lot of "no but yes" on the uke's part and at times it's just flat-out rape. I usually mention if it's rape, but "no but yes" shows up a lot in yaoi so be warned if you are sensitive to that kind of thing! Otherwise it's just something you've got to roll with.

Most yaoi also involves sex so these are DEFINITELY NSFW and are for adults only! Ai no Kusabi deals heavily with institutionalized slavery as a warning! Particularly for sex purposes. It's also pretty dark and fairly violent.

I did this LP (?) in 2012! I left my write-up mostly unchanged.




So it turns out there is a second part to Ai no Kusabi! You may remember Ai no Kusabi as Bladerunner but with gay slavery based on hair colors. You may want to refresh yourself on this complicated tale because the second part picks up exactly where the last one left off and none of this is going to make any sense otherwise. Ricky Bobby just got beat up by his old boyfriend for no reason so decides to go back to his rapist kidnapper because hey, what else you gonna do. WHAT WACKY ANTICS WILL THEY GET INTO THIS TIME??

There is sex and nudity in here, so this is not safe for work as a note. Also some blood I guess.

the electric bills in this place must be murder

BEEP BEEP

i like the backgrounds in this a lot, leave me alone

WHO IS DRIVING

ricky bobby no you can't have any of my dinner

smeartown

looks kinda warm in there

THAT'S RIGHT. OPEN. :|

HALF OF THE PEOPLE HERE AREN'T EVEN BLONDE

is that ricky bobby omg

he's so dreamy

my hair is ridiculous pass it on

this elevator is reserved for all the losers

why you gotta break my heart like that elevator panel :(

ai no kusabi you keep raising this question eventually someone's going to want an answer

first a brief cameo by master miller/liquid snake

no moping in the elevator please

THE GLASS WATERFALL IS A HUGE HIT!

magenta. it's going to be big.

dude look at that thing where did it even come from

what is it supposed to be

egg chairs IT MUST BE THE FUTURE!!

:smug:

GET IT?!

otacon no get out of here

I WANT TO BUNGEE JUMP

IS IT OKAY IF WE BUNGEE JUMP

ffffrrrRRRRRRTTTT

>:[

should we close off our mercury fountain? nah.

SOMEONE GET THE SHOULDERPAD OUT OF THE SHOT JESUS WHAT DO I PAY YOU PEOPLE FOR

GO RUN A GAMBLING RING ON YOUR AIRSHIP

it's so hard being so unfathomably rich you guys

what am i looking at?

IS THIS WHERE WE HATCH THE EGGS? OH BOY!

To be fair, we've seen nothing disproving this yet.

blah blah whatever JUST SHOOT JASON PLEASE

how tall ARE they anyway

just wanted to tell you honey

turning on your headlights might ruin your element of surprise, just sayin

It cut away but Jason has a bs magic energy shield like Fortune has WHAT A RIPOFF AND ALSO NEVER HAS BEEN MENTIONED UNTIL NOW THANKS

so instead here's setzer opening a door

where were you guys two seconds ago

LONG STORY SHORT, EVERYONE DIES

information about...?

STUPID PEASANTS, BLAMING US IMPOSSIBLY RICH RAPIST SLAVING SOCIOPATHS

LIKE WE COULD EVER BE WRONG

of?

EFF YOU CAR

They're already dead???

because he is the worst roommate EVER. don't ask me how i know.

*rolls eyes*

This reminds me of LAX.

meanwhile at the vertical garbage dumping ground

AGH OH GOD WHAT ARE WE DOING AAAAA

I WANT THE FLOOR BETWEEN THESE TOWERS OF TRASH SPOTLESS, YOU HEAR ME!?

YOU BLIMEY ROTTER! COR!!

just toss it all in the ocean, who'll care

LEAVE ME ALONE DAD

Yeah I'd probably say that's because when Ricky Bobby opened his heart to you about the years of sexual and mental abuse he suffered through, you decided to beat the living tar out of him. BUT WHO CAN SAY.

To be fair Jason did kidnap Ricky Bobby initially, so that's not entirely wrong. STILL, SEE ABOVE.

No problems here.

IN THE FUTURE THERE IS ONLY ANGLES

Ricky Bobby takes a break on a waterfall.

WOMMMM

I said give me those chains! Give it! You had them all day today!

what

ai no kusabi is that supposed to mean something to me because it doesn't

Ricky Bobby's chest making a :< face.

Doesn't copulation involve two people?

BUT TIGHT BUNS ARE!

Pirouette!

And orgasm sparkles! Ricky Bobby what is happening to your ribs

DANCE

SING

DO SOMETHING

BOOOOOOOOOO I WANT A REFUND BOOOOO

Wait a minute is that a woman?!?! THEY DO EXIST

In the future only the worst hairstylists will survive

yawn

Hey audience, hope you're on your toes, ha ha! This story has a lot of sole to it, but let's see what's really afoot, shall we? Ankle!

lol

otacon is here for you honey

lol

I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING, IT'S TOO DARK OVER HERE, ARE YOU OKAY?

Next on bucket list: bondage rape. Wait, who wrote this?!

Ricky Bobby bites his finger. I don't know what you were expecting, Jason.

Let me just get you into place, there we are.

Not really feelin it, sorry.

ANOTHER WOMEN?!?! THEY STILL EXIST?!?!

unless that nuclear blast took them all out

what

SEE YA SUCKER HA HA HA HA HA

LITTERING!!!

those buildings are playing ring around the rosy

because my day was so busy

YOU KNOW VIDAL SASSOON BANNED ME AFTER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME

I actually didn't think they'd ever mention age here.

Jason, sensitive lover.

THE BEST SCREENCAP

hey you didn't answer my stupid question

it's like a magic swoon button

Cause Jason's a controlling psychopath and you have Stockholm's?

Meanwhile, Guy buys lunch.

Level 17 Blood Elf, man you shoulda seen it.

Haha sorry, just enjoying the power I wield over all the pathetic little lives I control for my own amusement.

JASON BANGING RICKY BOBBY +29 points DOW -90

can't you tell by the expression on my face

PRETTY MUCH NOTHING oops spoilers

I remember this stage in Metroid Prime.

JUST DIE, WHAT'S THE POINT OF LIVING

WE ALL KNOW WHAT AND WHERE IT IS BUT I JUST WANTED TO SAY IT OUT LOUD ANYWAY

crazy water bottles IT MUST BE THE FUTURE!!!

HOW DARE YOU IMPLY I HAVE EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS I'M PERFECTLY STABLE

face is making a fist

lol

yeah that was about my reaction

DUN DUN DUNNNNN

^___^

don't lose this ipad ricky bobby this is like the fourth one this month

derrrrr

WHAT????? WHERE DID THIS COME FROM

Just wanted to share that fun tidbit with you, it's good we're pals.

So lucky to have been kidnapped by a rapist sociopath, yes.

NOPE!

Two moons??

All yaoi must shop at the same Giant Bed Emporium.

RIBS: WHO EVEN KNOWS RIGHT

meh

vaguely grab your hair with my sausage fingers

angriest blowjob in the world

HIS CHEST IS SEGMENTED LIKE A GI JOE

what no cut it out

jam my hand in here real quick

DOES YOUR BUTT TASTE GOOD LOLOL

BEEP... BEEP... BEEP...

or don't. i don't care.

now my head has to detach and float around the room shooting fireballs

lol

FLAT DRAB PASSION MEANDERS ACROSS THE SCREEN

pyew pyew

wha

I LOVE YOU, SUN

"sir this dialogue makes no sense" "MONTAGE A BUNCH OF IMAGES, QUICK!"

ALL LIGHTS MUST BE ON AT ALL TIMES

there are no butts in the future

RICKY BOBBY WHAT IS HAPPENING TO YOUR CHEST

A hula hoop scooter just what I've always wanted!

BUT IT IS ABOVE MY STATION AAAAANGST

WHOOPS

boobs

MAYBE

cellphones with no displays IT MUST BE THE FUTURE!!!

Thank god you had Lifealert!

If anyone cared about the maps of this place.

and when will i ever get "here's the church, here's the steeple" right?

hahahahahaha no you look great

crosseyes hit us all

WHY DOES ANYONE CARE

And what a name it was.

You seem to be denying this a bit too strenuously, Setzer.

sorry i fell asleep, what?

this is how people talk right

someone left the christmas lights on!

are you crazy

No, the hit pop singer! DUH

STAB CHORD

LOVE OR PSYCHOLOGICAL TRAUMA? YOU DECIDE!

OH SNAP

:o

uh i remember it being bigger ricky bobby

just saying

ANATOMY

can i just lean over there- no

my breasts are very sensitive

SINCE WHEN DO YOU WANT TO????

who said this and why

and your potato jacket

AAAAA

I'LL SMOTHER YOU IN MY ARMS INSTEAD

YOU'RE GOING TO BE FREE WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT

but i already di- oh

maybe you should read a book jason

THIS BETTER NOT BE ABOUT MY REFRIGERATOR RUNNING AGAIN

my bra, finally

duuuudun

Guy what is with you and super crazy eyes

TIME TO GO TO WORK

i could have set off my wrist tracker earlier but whatever i got busy

i love you personal supernova

man i hated this area, the missiles were so hard to find

bombs bombs bombs lol

OUR BACKGROUND GUY IS SICK WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO

GDIT WE NEED TO GET THIS OUT BY CHRISTMAS

WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING

wheeee

Matt Engarde Solid

TIGERPANTS CAMO

don't mind me i'm just sitting in a giant high heeled shoe

I'M MATT ENGARDE, CHOP CHOP

Castration of a main character! :O There's something you don't see everyday. Also Matt was castrated what when did that happen

waaaaaaaaa

could you get me some things at the groceries

IT'S A FOOL'S ERRAND MATT, THAT'S ALL GUY EVER DOES!

let's cut to space quest 3 for a second

DRAW!!

man i don't know why we agreed to take our prom photos together, what was i thinking

HERE IS WHERE WE STORE AKIRA

hehe heheheHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHA, AAHAHAHAHAHA!

oh snap

MOST PEOPLE DO

Inspiring.

LIKE I CARE ABOUT ALL THOSE PEASANTS I HAD MURDERED

and its waterproof

I highly recommend looking at those last three caps over and over again because they just get better and better.

What, that's it? You had to cut off a penis to get that?

and gives me back olive oyl akukukukukuk

>:(

AUGH

RICKY BOBBY IS MY TOY DARN IT ONLY I CAN PLAY WITH HIM! I'M TELLING MOM!

"darn it i knew i should have come up with some good lines before we went down here"

which can be arranged

NO MY RASPBERRY JAM

meanwhile

WHY DO YOU HAVE BOOBS RICKY BOBBY

yeah that's how that works

HIGH FIVE, HA HA HA!

let me just eat this jerky first

I guess I'm supposed to think Guy is the bad guy here? Kind of hard when Jason was a kidnapping rapist sociopath who enslaved Ricky Bobby against his will and abused him for years. Not that Guy didn't beat up Ricky Bobbby for no reason but still.

kick

zombie kick

OH SHI-

seems about the right reaction

"To be fair, he deserved it."

HE'S GONE CUCKOO, FLOWN THE COOP, DOES THIS SOUND AWKWARD TO YOU GIVEN MY PREVIOUS SPEECH PATTERNS YET

what is this "love"

I can buy that.

Fine you big baby, maybe I just won't even bother beating your best friend almost to death next time okay.

HI!

MY CLOTHING HAS SUSTAINED SEVERE AND RANDOM DAMAGE

ALL MY GRAPE JELLY, NO! (yaaaaaaaay)

yeah, that's the face you have when your legs get blown off

what a beautiful thing to say

can i hump him along the way

eh seen it all before

yay you are escaping :|

RICKY BOBBY I GOT THE MOST AWESOME CD YOU HAVE TO HEAR

HELP GUY HELP MAN, GIVE HELP, FOOD. HURT.

He just got his weiner cut off like an hour ago Matt I don't think Ricky Bobby's gonna be hefting people over his shoulder like trash bags anytime soon.

ho hum.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THAT'S WHAT I'D LIKE TO KNOW

HE GAVE HIS LIFE TO SAVE MINE IT IS ONLY RIGHT I KILL MYSELF NOW TO BE WITH HIM

IT'S WHAT HE WOULD HAVE WANTED

Meaning you will pee yourself. It will go everywhere.

gonna go marry this dead body

I'M NOT LEAVING UNTIL I PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE ONE MORE TIME

ricky bobby what are you talking about

hurrrr

by the way MY LEGS WERE BLOWN OFF AND ARE STILL BLEEDING EVERYWHERE COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF BLOOD GUSHING ONTO THE FLOOR

BUT SURE I'LL CALMLY HAVE A CIGARETTE WITH YOU

~deepu kissu~

JUST DIE ALREADY

is this touching or boring

honey please not in front of the children

And Jupiter for some reason freaks out? Why?

Vericose veins, should get that looked at.

:(

welp today was a full day

peed myself WHY DO I KEEP FORGETTING THESE CIGARETTES DO THAT

why are you upset matt you've never been shown caring about jason, especially after he slashed up your face

i mean ricky bobby MAYBE but what

Deep.

Ain't nothin like a shattered ruin, that's what I say.

Whatever.

DO NOT ADDRESS ME AI NO KUSABI

I AM NOT INVOLVED IN THIS

Introducing our new Stretch Armstrong!

off to buy myself some new cheeks

WHY DIDN'T I BRING A CAR

THE END!! what

And apparently there's a new remake that got released, I gotta watch this.

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